The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.2.14

June 2nd, 2014 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bringing you a very random selection of celebrity crazy, all starting with Khloe Kardashian, her new boyfriend and his prop machine gun. Apparently everyone’s losing their shit over it, and I’m guessing it’s because pairing an automatic firearm with aviators, jewelry and other luxury items to intimate some level “cool” just days after another horrific and senseless gun tragedy, this time at the hands of a rich kid, could possibly be the most insensitive and stupid move you could pull. Or maybe it’s because Khloe’s drinking directly out of that bottle and everyone knows that whole thing about their mouths being super clean is just a myth. I’m not a Sociology professor, but I’d peg the outrage evenly on either of those theories.

*lowers bifocals slightly, resumes cropping of nipple photos, looks back up* Yes, that’ll be everything for today, move along now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
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    “There’s a party in my anus and everyone’s invited!”

  2. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    Man, way to one-up Kim. If that dude shoots Khloe and then pees on her, I’m adding it to my collection.

  3. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Picking Nose With Middle Finger Covering Face Chiltern Firehouse
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    Which one’s Michele?

  4. Prince Afro Diamond Encrusted Cane Watching French Open
    Ralph
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    Christ! He looks like he really believes he’s a real prince.

  5. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
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    I guess she believes in cutting down costs.
    I am pretty sure this “event” was followed by a filming of her next video: All holes plugged

  6. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
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    Who’s the sexy celebrity that was celebrating a birthday?

  7. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra Sundress
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    “Wait, we’re married?”
    “That’s right, sweetie.”

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
    Kojak
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    It’s more like a full moon…

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
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    She often likes to stare at her antithesis…

  10. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
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    on the set of her new movie?

  11. Brittny Gastineau Nipple Pasties See Through Dress Annual Simon G Soiree at Four Seasons Hotel Casino
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    Remember when she was Paris Hilton’s party friend?
    Neither does anyone else.
    But +1 for the nipples.

    • She was Paris’s best friend, she is one of Kim’s best friends and yet could never parlay it into ant real fame or fortune. She clearly forgot, sex tape. It’s not too late though.

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
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    Considering the people she usually surrounds herself with, this is probably the deepest conversation she’ll ever have.

  13. Peter Dinklage Wearing Hoodie Posing With Young Asian Fan
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    Note to self: Buy Japanese midget porn.

  14. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    Ralph
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    Instagram…for those who crave attention and no one else will publish your picture….

  15. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
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    Please just let books be the only thing being exposed…

  16. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
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    I’d like to imagine he can mentally control his penis and point it at random strangers while muttering “Pew pew!!”

  17. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    Kojak
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    “Where is my ass?”

  18. Pope Francis Movement Of The Holy Spirit Renewal
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    Thought bubble over Pope Francis’ head: Jesus fucking Christ, what are the babbling about now?

  19. Eiza Gonzalez Buttcheeks Legs Crotch Short Shorts
    Ralph
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    A picture her mother would be proud of.

  20. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra Sundress
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    “Only 3,562 more public displays together and I’m a free man…”

  21. Chris Noth Moustache Vagina Mouth Annual Simon G Soiree at Four Seasons Hotel Casino
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    Mister Big is turning into Mister Old

  22. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    So close to becoming a national hero dude. Just pull the trigger, don’t be afraid.

    This dumb ugly fat bitch really thinks she is cool and hot, doesn’t she?

  23. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    French Montana? Like, Tony Montana? That should be the real outrage.

  24. Prince Afro Diamond Encrusted Cane Watching French Open
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    Thank you sir for getting me laid many times. You have a lifetime pass to do whatever the fuck you want. Carry on.

  25. Amanda Lepore Horrifying Plastic Surgery Cleavage Nipple Pasties
    Ralph
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    A real live Roger The Rabbit character.

  26. Hugh Jackman Cowboy Hat Central Park
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    Yeah, he doesn’t looks like he is cruising or anything.

  27. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Here we see the hairless Yeti, also known as Bigbutt.

    Thanks folks, I’ll be here all week.

  28. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Spandex Pants Daugther Anja Lemonade Stand
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    And that day, a lot of married men lined up to buy lemondade.

  29. Jay Baruchel How To Train Your Dragon 2 Advanced Screening
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    young billy bob

  30. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
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    “I’m not a pornstar. Let’s get naked and have a gangbang, film it and sell it, but remember, I’m not a pornstar”

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
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    Seriously, that ass is just comically fake.

  32. Fergie Butt Tight White Jean Shorts
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    blaine mn sucks, FYI

  33. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    According to gun-grabbers, this pic is proof that black guys aren’t all that big.

    Also showbiz is a vast backwater of stupid.

  34. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Leather Booty Shorts
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    “See, I don’t even have to jump to dunk the ball, just like Yao Ming”

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
    Flatliner
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    Her hair style resembles her ass. Maybe she finally realizes that she is a shithead.

  36. Amanda Lepore Horrifying Plastic Surgery Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    Looking good, Courtney Stodden

  37. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    Just one squeeze on that trigger please, then put one in Justin Beibers ass.

  38. Pope Francis Movement Of The Holy Spirit Renewal
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    “Fuck me, these people still think Jesus lives in fucking Cloud City. HE’S AN INTANGIBLE IDEA THAT LIVES IN THE GOODNESS OF YOUR HEART, YOU FUCKING MORONS! WHY ARE YOU REACHING FOR THE SKY, FUCKING- Oh god, I said all of that out loud. Yup, they’re forming lynch mobs now. We’re done.”

  39. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    Where are they seated? Are they rolling in a box truck? LOL It looks like a room but the seat has a headrest and seatbelt.

    I guarantee you one arrest and Khloe will no longer be down for thuggin’.

  40. Amanda Lepore Horrifying Plastic Surgery Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    Jason Priestly is not amused

  41. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Leather Booty Shorts
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    Still reaching for low hanging fruit, eh Taylor?

  42. Courtney Love Huge Cleavage 2014 Life Ball Vienna
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    Ben Stiller’s career is so bad he has to do stuff with Courtney Love now?

  43. Prince Afro Diamond Encrusted Cane Watching French Open
    anonymous
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    Aviators have regained their “assholes-only” wearers status back from Oakley.

  44. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
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    Ah, so that’s where the Kardashians get their implant material.

  45. Eiza Gonzalez Buttcheeks Legs Crotch Short Shorts
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    Way way way better upgrade than Miley Cyrus.

  46. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
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    So this was the night Michelle Rodriguez became straight again?

  47. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    Flatliner
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    I hope this pic was taken after she went on a three hour tour and the batteries will die soon.

  48. Nicki Minaj Underboob Nipple Pasties See Through Top Summer Jam 2014
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    I’m going to trust Photo Boy that there wasn’t a pic of her without the shirt, because I know he would have gotten that shit.

  49. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    “God, being a rich teenager is hard, you guys. It’s just, you know, really hard. I mean, if you walked a mile in my Indian shoes, you’d know how super hard it is.”

  50. Courtney Love Huge Cleavage 2014 Life Ball Vienna
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    Life Ball? What’s she doing there?

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