Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where not only did we begin and end this thing with Katy Perry, but we also included two shots of Bieber, because how do you choose between the levitating powers of his maple twig and the exact moment Mariah Yeater got replaced? The answer is you don’t. You also don’t use the word ‘perfectest’ unless you’re describing a woman like Maria Menounos who wore a bikini to her own birthday party that was sponsored by booze. Are you listening Megan Fox? Bikinis and booze, not babies.
I also get pissed when they’re out of chocolate too, but for entirely non-penis related reasons,
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I’d like to have some of that! : )~
Is that dust on her crotch? I can no longer see so I’m not sure now…
At least you can’t see her face.
Your move, Jennifer Love Hewitt
I thought she just lost a bunch of weight? Either way, she needs to fire her stylist. That’s the worst dress she could possibly put on.
He must be one of those XXY-types
Wore a hat to be Diane Keaton. Everyone thought she was Buster Keaton.
The tattoos tell you that he’s tough.
I always thought the tattoos were to let people know you’re stupid?
$20 says that the first time this kid has a temper tantrum, she’s going to write a whiney song about it.
Can’t a girl in a bowler hat just eat her lunch in peace?!?
She’s been working out with her servant, Glen Danzig.
Does these tights make my bush look fat?
It looks like him has to go potty.
NOT really helping squelch the rumors his he.
some people have fun with the rumors like daniel tosh
Have you seen the Cocktail sauce, I’m meeting someone later
One hand in your pocket, while the other one’s covering the kid.
Britney wore it so much better.
Clinton Kelly and Stacey London are about to pop out with years of secret footage and a $5,000 Visa card.
Wait, wasn’t she the villain in “Gem”?
The night is dark and full of terrors….
And here’s why I hate Dancing With the Stars. Fuck off already. Do we need to see her everywhere now?
I want to see her everywhere. On TV, in movies, in my bed.
…she was great in conan and boomerang
Don’t forget the apex of American Film – “Pee Wee’s Christmas Special”!
I did wonder what Dennis Rodman was up to these days…
wash your feets ey drive me to firenze
He’s just shaking the sand outta his vagina.
She can only glare at the crowd knowing millions of comments will be made when she shoves the whole thing down her gullet.
Unlike Kim Kardashian, Kelly wishes that microphone was a ice cream cone!
She’s always been fucking sexy. Just effortlessly too.
Always been so fucking sexy! I could eat her up. I definitely want to.
That’s a beautiful rack. Pregnancy has served you well, Alanis.
That hat is ugly. Does nothing for you.
I approve of this.
She looks pretty sexy here.
She looks delicious.
Are those pockets or secret trapdoors for easy access?
She’s body-plagiarizing Iggy Pop now?
“Dudes! Do you see the stitching on those jeans?”
Bitch got less shape than a piece of paper. No wonder she got the f@gs drooling!
Very sexy.
She looks like a tranny with teen-boy shoulders. Have her eat once in a while and come back in a couple of months.
I’d feed this bitch. That’s about it.
FUGLY as shit.
wanna see her fully naked
You know, I really get the idea of these dresses, where they make fat people appear smaller, but the arms is a dead give-away that you are fat or deformed!!! Maybe they should have glued some of that dark fabric to the side of her arms for the complete “fat camouflage!”
Intent: have a slimming, narrowing effect on the hips and waist.
Effect: looks like a balloon pig wearing a tight-laced corset – all the excess air is squeezed out to the arms, calves, and head.
Proportions would work better with the old face though.
Most people here need to realize that Jennifer is still “somewhat” new to this entire no-privacy thing. She hasn’t been a big name actress before, she came from a town far different than LA, and is just not adapting to well to the fame; but eventually, I think she will learn to just have it become a part of her everyday life. Just like all the other big name stars, she too is having trouble with this new fame. Also, Miley Cyrus did set out to be famous and I think she prepared herself for the fame she would receive with the help of her famous father. If you researched Jennifer’s background, she wasn’t searching for fame, she sorta fell into it on a vacation to New York. Before signing onto the Hunger Games franchise, she was debating the decision because she was afraid to lose her privacy, but this seemed hypocritical to her based on previous statements and promises she made to herself as an actress. Therefore, she took on the role and attempted to prepare for the fame. This doesn’t mean she can’t adapt to it, but I think it means it will take her a longer time to get used to it, especially because it was one reason why she didn’t want to take on the role for Hunger Games. So, Jennifer DID know what she was getting herself into, she just isn’t taking it too well and is still overwhelmed.
So before you go criticizing her, make sure you do your research because then you’re the one who sounds like an idiot.
She’s got quite the growler goin’ on.