The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.18.12

June 18th, 2012 // 442 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where not only did we begin and end this thing with Katy Perry, but we also included two shots of Bieber, because how do you choose between the levitating powers of his maple twig and the exact moment Mariah Yeater got replaced? The answer is you don’t. You also don’t use the word ‘perfectest’ unless you’re describing a woman like Maria Menounos who wore a bikini to her own birthday party that was sponsored by booze. Are you listening Megan Fox? Bikinis and booze, not babies.

I also get pissed when they’re out of chocolate too, but for entirely non-penis related reasons,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    AteIsEnough
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    I’d like to have some of that! : )~

  2. Grace Jones Crotch
    YoMamma
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    Is that dust on her crotch? I can no longer see so I’m not sure now…

  3. Lisa Rinna Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
    YoMamma
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    At least you can’t see her face.

  4. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    brit
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    Your move, Jennifer Love Hewitt

  5. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
    YoMamma
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    I thought she just lost a bunch of weight? Either way, she needs to fire her stylist. That’s the worst dress she could possibly put on.

  6. Justin Bieber MMVA
    Nina
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    He must be one of those XXY-types

  7. Jennifer Lawrence Irritated
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    Wore a hat to be Diane Keaton. Everyone thought she was Buster Keaton.

  8. Megan Fox Baby Bump Brian Austin Green
    EricLr
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    The tattoos tell you that he’s tough.

  9. Alanis Morissette Cleavage
    EricLr
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    $20 says that the first time this kid has a temper tantrum, she’s going to write a whiney song about it.

  10. Jennifer Lawrence Irritated
    EricLr
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    Can’t a girl in a bowler hat just eat her lunch in peace?!?

  11. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
    EricLr
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    She’s been working out with her servant, Glen Danzig.

  12. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    doogleberg
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    Does these tights make my bush look fat?

  13. Justin Bieber MMVA
    catapostrophe
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    It looks like him has to go potty.

  14. Hugh Jackman Razor Scooter
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    NOT really helping squelch the rumors his he.

  15. Brett Ratner Warren Beatty
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    Have you seen the Cocktail sauce, I’m meeting someone later

  16. Alanis Morissette Cleavage
    rantatonne
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    One hand in your pocket, while the other one’s covering the kid.

  17. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    Alison
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    Britney wore it so much better.

  18. Victoria Beckham Tight Dress
    Alison
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    Clinton Kelly and Stacey London are about to pop out with years of secret footage and a $5,000 Visa card.

  19. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    Wait, wasn’t she the villain in “Gem”?

  20. Grace Jones Crotch
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    The night is dark and full of terrors….

  21. Maria Menounos Bikini
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    And here’s why I hate Dancing With the Stars. Fuck off already. Do we need to see her everywhere now?

  22. Grace Jones Crotch
    doood
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    …she was great in conan and boomerang

  23. Grace Jones Crotch
    Keith Chegwin
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    I did wonder what Dennis Rodman was up to these days…

  24. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
    doood
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    wash your feets ey drive me to firenze

  25. Justin Bieber MMVA
    Schmidtler
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    He’s just shaking the sand outta his vagina.

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    She can only glare at the crowd knowing millions of comments will be made when she shoves the whole thing down her gullet.

  27. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Unlike Kim Kardashian, Kelly wishes that microphone was a ice cream cone!

  28. Kylie Minogue Butt Glamour Shoot
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    She’s always been fucking sexy. Just effortlessly too.

  29. Mena Suvari Cleavage Black Minidress
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    Always been so fucking sexy! I could eat her up. I definitely want to.

  30. Alanis Morissette Cleavage
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    That’s a beautiful rack. Pregnancy has served you well, Alanis.

  31. Jennifer Lawrence Irritated
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    That hat is ugly. Does nothing for you.

  32. Haylie Duff Cleavage
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    I approve of this.

  33. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
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    She looks pretty sexy here.

  34. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    She looks delicious.

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
    sassy
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    Are those pockets or secret trapdoors for easy access?

  36. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
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    She’s body-plagiarizing Iggy Pop now?

  37. Justin Bieber MMVA
    tlmck
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    “Dudes! Do you see the stitching on those jeans?”

  38. Maria Menounos Bikini
    GQ
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    Bitch got less shape than a piece of paper. No wonder she got the f@gs drooling!

  39. Haylie Duff Cleavage
    GQ
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    Very sexy.

  40. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    GQ
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    She looks like a tranny with teen-boy shoulders. Have her eat once in a while and come back in a couple of months.

  41. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    GQ
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    I’d feed this bitch. That’s about it.

  42. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    GQ
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    FUGLY as shit.

  43. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    mi
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    wanna see her fully naked

  44. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
    Crissy
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    You know, I really get the idea of these dresses, where they make fat people appear smaller, but the arms is a dead give-away that you are fat or deformed!!! Maybe they should have glued some of that dark fabric to the side of her arms for the complete “fat camouflage!”

  45. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
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    Intent: have a slimming, narrowing effect on the hips and waist.
    Effect: looks like a balloon pig wearing a tight-laced corset – all the excess air is squeezed out to the arms, calves, and head.

  46. Haylie Duff Cleavage
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    Proportions would work better with the old face though.

  47. Jennifer Lawrence Irritated
    Isabella S.
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    Most people here need to realize that Jennifer is still “somewhat” new to this entire no-privacy thing. She hasn’t been a big name actress before, she came from a town far different than LA, and is just not adapting to well to the fame; but eventually, I think she will learn to just have it become a part of her everyday life. Just like all the other big name stars, she too is having trouble with this new fame. Also, Miley Cyrus did set out to be famous and I think she prepared herself for the fame she would receive with the help of her famous father. If you researched Jennifer’s background, she wasn’t searching for fame, she sorta fell into it on a vacation to New York. Before signing onto the Hunger Games franchise, she was debating the decision because she was afraid to lose her privacy, but this seemed hypocritical to her based on previous statements and promises she made to herself as an actress. Therefore, she took on the role and attempted to prepare for the fame. This doesn’t mean she can’t adapt to it, but I think it means it will take her a longer time to get used to it, especially because it was one reason why she didn’t want to take on the role for Hunger Games. So, Jennifer DID know what she was getting herself into, she just isn’t taking it too well and is still overwhelmed.

  48. Jennifer Lawrence Irritated
    Isabella S.
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    So before you go criticizing her, make sure you do your research because then you’re the one who sounds like an idiot.

  49. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    The Everlasting Know-it-all
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    She’s got quite the growler goin’ on.

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