The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.18.12

June 18th, 2012 // 442 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where not only did we begin and end this thing with Katy Perry, but we also included two shots of Bieber, because how do you choose between the levitating powers of his maple twig and the exact moment Mariah Yeater got replaced? The answer is you don’t. You also don’t use the word ‘perfectest’ unless you’re describing a woman like Maria Menounos who wore a bikini to her own birthday party that was sponsored by booze. Are you listening Megan Fox? Bikinis and booze, not babies.

I also get pissed when they’re out of chocolate too, but for entirely non-penis related reasons,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lawrence Irritated
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Yeah, I been waiting. Where the fuck were you, Godot?

  2. Maria Menounos Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I heard that something black went in her mouth, but this wasn’t what I expected.

  3. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How far along is she? She’s not showing at all.

  4. Haylie Duff Cleavage
    Crissy
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    Did she just have a baby too?!

  5. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
    baked
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    I thought the aliens burst out of the chest, not the bicep…

  6. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
    dontkillthemessenger
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    A-Rod’s pants just moved.

  7. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Now go sit in the trunk next to Daddy and Bruce.

  8. Tobey Maguire Emo Peter Parker Hair
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    So the hair does keep growing after your career is dead

  9. Tobey Maguire Emo Peter Parker Hair
    your mom
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    Eww. He’s even more emo than emo-spider man…

  10. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    vgrly
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    WOW. I want that body. I’d go lesbian for that.

  11. Haylie Duff Cleavage
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    What a great figure.

  12. Mena Suvari Cleavage Black Minidress
    your mom
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    Who woulda thunk she would end up being the lone hot chick from American Pie.

    • Ollie

      Tara Reid – yeah that didn’t turn out well.
      I just looked up Shannon Elizabeth and was surprised at her more recent pics on wikipedia – barf.
      Willow is still pretty hot though.

  13. Kylie Minogue Butt Glamour Shoot
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She really is tiny, that’s John Travolta’s wig.

  14. Grace Jones Crotch
    your mom
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    I’m all for celebrating the “love box,” but she is clearly doing it wrong.

  15. Alanis Morissette Cleavage
    your mom
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    oh how ironic.

  16. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
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    Is she wearing this for her audition for She-Ra: The Movie? Someone should tell Kelly that She-Ra was not He-Man in drag.

  17. Maria Menounos Bikini
    your mom
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    How do I get my birthday party sponsored by booze?

  18. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly
    Abby Normal
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    Smart kid, his sunblock is rated SPF one trillion.

  19. Megan Fox Baby Bump Brian Austin Green
    Stewart Hoarsley
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    I didn’t realize that he was so ugly, lol. And she’s just a bunch of painful-looking cheek implants who can’t express any emotion anymore on her face. Too fucking Botoxy.

  20. Victoria Beckham Tight Dress
    Stewart Hoarsley
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    Her posture is so hideous !

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
    Stewart Hoarsley
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    A big, brown and orange plastic MOO cow. MOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOoooo

  22. Justin Bieber MMVA
    The Pope
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    *Think a happy thought, think a happy thought, think a happy thought…*

  23. Justin Bieber MMVA
    The Pope
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    “Hey! I found my identical-arm twin!”

  24. Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks Short Shorts Ronnie Ortiz Magro
    The Pope
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    Ronnie was (surprisingly) disappointed when he found out what Deena meant when she said she wanted to “chuck the pigskin” with him.

  25. Hugh Jackman Razor Scooter
    The Pope
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    “Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!”

  26. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Dan from Texas
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    she looks hungry

  27. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    Crabby Old Guy
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    I want to see her completely naked before her thighs get their own zip codes – well, then I guess I’d still want to see her naked – but from the hips up. Yeah, that’s why the gals call me, “Mr. Sensitive”.

    • We’ll just call you Mr.Pedo. You can still pretend to be straight though. No worries.

      • BlubboThe Clown

        Oh what, are we pretending that finding any female under the age of 30 attractive now makes you a “pedophile?” Yes, by all means lets keep pushing the envelope of paranoid hysteria, America. Why not just wrap your women in a burqua and get it over with? You wouldn’t want to be a PEDOPHILE looking at a 25 year old woman, would you?

      • That’s not what I was talking about. Katy’s hot. I was referring to the douche talking about fat on a girl who is nowhere close to it.

      • Mike Walker

        Lighten up, Jumbo.

      • pissed off doood

        tony, you’re not funny and nobody likes you.
        please go away or at the very least change your name and try to start over with a clean slate.

      • tony is a fat ugly female

        Fuck you old loser fat cunt :)

      • Bob

        Your post has lfetid the level of debate

  28. Haylie Duff Cleavage
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    I see a waist! It’s possible that she’s going to come out the other side of this with an even better body.

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
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    That’s cannibalism. Or something.

  30. Mena Suvari Cleavage Black Minidress
    the duderino
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    She’s just so fine…hmmmm

  31. Alanis Morissette Cleavage
    The Pope
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    Without a doubt the best picture I’ve ever seen of Alanis Morissette.

  32. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    cc
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    Against my better judgement I actually watched her performance last night. She would never have made it past the first round of American Idol. She can’t sing for shit.

  33. Katy Perry Butt MMVA
    Beeswax
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    Welp, that is one disappointing ass, even for your average 20 something yr old woman. At least she still has decent tits… I think.

  34. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    instahater
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    Oh god. She have moved to the nude glitter body suit phase of the Brittany Spears rise and fall model. This will be followed by becoming a baby factory, ending in public head shaving. Enjoy it while it lasts boys.

  35. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    HailSatan
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    I’d let her sit on my face, but I wouldn’t kiss her. Who knows where here mouth’s been?

  36. Justin Bieber MMVA
    cc
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    Whoever told him about autoerotic asphyxiation left out some important details.

  37. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Pepper's Pot
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    im totally straight, but wow that body is amazing.

  38. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    The Winchester
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    Why does her face perpetually have that look of a child who just brought her parents a fresh turd out of the toilet?

    *Listens to Teenage Dream*

    Ahhh. It all makes sense now.

  39. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a “Look at my crotch” dress. Very amusing.

  40. Victoria Beckham Tight Dress
    Urbanspaceman
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    For her that very nearly qualifies as a smile.

  41. Justin Bieber MMVA
    CK
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    did he just grab himself so hard, he knocked himself up in the air?

  42. Megan Fox Baby Bump Brian Austin Green
    CK
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    I’d be pissed, too.

  43. Justin Bieber MMVA
    Mark R
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    Well hello, Bieber dancer!

  44. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
    Perplexity
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    Trying to hide from dose hobbitses, Smeagol thought the hair, glasses, and hat worked, but he forgot to wear sleeves.

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
    The Pope
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    “Hmm, I don’t anywhere for us to kneel down Kim, do you?”

  46. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    amanda
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    The traveler has come

  47. Justin Bieber MMVA
    kimmykimkim
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    “Hey, girl! Cute top!”

  48. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    Bongo
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    My god, it’s full of stars!

  49. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
    CrackerZack
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    NFL Draft first round pick, Linebacker Clarkson.

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
    Perplexity
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    One taste of ice cream away from that outfit explodes, sending buttons into the crowd like shrapnel. It’s Claymore couture.

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