Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where not only did we begin and end this thing with Katy Perry, but we also included two shots of Bieber, because how do you choose between the levitating powers of his maple twig and the exact moment Mariah Yeater got replaced? The answer is you don’t. You also don’t use the word ‘perfectest’ unless you’re describing a woman like Maria Menounos who wore a bikini to her own birthday party that was sponsored by booze. Are you listening Megan Fox? Bikinis and booze, not babies.
I also get pissed when they’re out of chocolate too, but for entirely non-penis related reasons,
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Yeah, I been waiting. Where the fuck were you, Godot?
I heard that something black went in her mouth, but this wasn’t what I expected.
How far along is she? She’s not showing at all.
Did she just have a baby too?!
No, I think she’s just preparing for hibernation season.
So how’s that self-cutting coming along, Kim?
I thought the aliens burst out of the chest, not the bicep…
A-Rod’s pants just moved.
Now go sit in the trunk next to Daddy and Bruce.
So the hair does keep growing after your career is dead
Eww. He’s even more emo than emo-spider man…
I wish my lawn was this emo, at least then it would cut itself.
WOW. I want that body. I’d go lesbian for that.
That’s fine. Because only a queer would find this skeletor attractive.
What a great figure.
Who woulda thunk she would end up being the lone hot chick from American Pie.
Tara Reid – yeah that didn’t turn out well.
I just looked up Shannon Elizabeth and was surprised at her more recent pics on wikipedia – barf.
Willow is still pretty hot though.
yea, i’ve always had a thing for alyson hannigan too
Count me in on the Alyson Hannigan lovers bandwagon. She’s fucking sexy. Anybody from Buffy/Angel has my eternal love. Especially Michelle Trachtenberg.
She really is tiny, that’s John Travolta’s wig.
I’m all for celebrating the “love box,” but she is clearly doing it wrong.
oh how ironic.
Is she wearing this for her audition for She-Ra: The Movie? Someone should tell Kelly that She-Ra was not He-Man in drag.
How do I get my birthday party sponsored by booze?
Smart kid, his sunblock is rated SPF one trillion.
I didn’t realize that he was so ugly, lol. And she’s just a bunch of painful-looking cheek implants who can’t express any emotion anymore on her face. Too fucking Botoxy.
Her posture is so hideous !
A big, brown and orange plastic MOO cow. MOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOoooo
*Think a happy thought, think a happy thought, think a happy thought…*
“Hey! I found my identical-arm twin!”
Ronnie was (surprisingly) disappointed when he found out what Deena meant when she said she wanted to “chuck the pigskin” with him.
“Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!”
she looks hungry
Hey look, Tony changed his name!
I want to see her completely naked before her thighs get their own zip codes – well, then I guess I’d still want to see her naked – but from the hips up. Yeah, that’s why the gals call me, “Mr. Sensitive”.
We’ll just call you Mr.Pedo. You can still pretend to be straight though. No worries.
Oh what, are we pretending that finding any female under the age of 30 attractive now makes you a “pedophile?” Yes, by all means lets keep pushing the envelope of paranoid hysteria, America. Why not just wrap your women in a burqua and get it over with? You wouldn’t want to be a PEDOPHILE looking at a 25 year old woman, would you?
That’s not what I was talking about. Katy’s hot. I was referring to the douche talking about fat on a girl who is nowhere close to it.
Lighten up, Jumbo.
tony, you’re not funny and nobody likes you.
please go away or at the very least change your name and try to start over with a clean slate.
Fuck you old loser fat cunt :)
Your post has lfetid the level of debate
I see a waist! It’s possible that she’s going to come out the other side of this with an even better body.
That’s cannibalism. Or something.
She’s just so fine…hmmmm
Without a doubt the best picture I’ve ever seen of Alanis Morissette.
Against my better judgement I actually watched her performance last night. She would never have made it past the first round of American Idol. She can’t sing for shit.
Cc, why would you put yourself through that?
I was sick with a cold and not thinking clearly.
Welp, that is one disappointing ass, even for your average 20 something yr old woman. At least she still has decent tits… I think.
Oh god. She have moved to the nude glitter body suit phase of the Brittany Spears rise and fall model. This will be followed by becoming a baby factory, ending in public head shaving. Enjoy it while it lasts boys.
I’d let her sit on my face, but I wouldn’t kiss her. Who knows where here mouth’s been?
Eros Ramazotti, Tomaso Trussardi, Daniele Pecci, Thomas Gottschalk….
Whoever told him about autoerotic asphyxiation left out some important details.
im totally straight, but wow that body is amazing.
Why does her face perpetually have that look of a child who just brought her parents a fresh turd out of the toilet?
*Listens to Teenage Dream*
Ahhh. It all makes sense now.
I prefer to imagine she’s asking, “Did I make you cum good? Did I? Did I really? Want me to do it again?”
It’s a “Look at my crotch” dress. Very amusing.
For her that very nearly qualifies as a smile.
did he just grab himself so hard, he knocked himself up in the air?
I’d be pissed, too.
Well hello, Bieber dancer!
Trying to hide from dose hobbitses, Smeagol thought the hair, glasses, and hat worked, but he forgot to wear sleeves.
“Hmm, I don’t anywhere for us to kneel down Kim, do you?”
The traveler has come
“Hey, girl! Cute top!”
My god, it’s full of stars!
NFL Draft first round pick, Linebacker Clarkson.
One taste of ice cream away from that outfit explodes, sending buttons into the crowd like shrapnel. It’s Claymore couture.