The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.18.12

June 18th, 2012 // 442 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where not only did we begin and end this thing with Katy Perry, but we also included two shots of Bieber, because how do you choose between the levitating powers of his maple twig and the exact moment Mariah Yeater got replaced? The answer is you don’t. You also don’t use the word ‘perfectest’ unless you’re describing a woman like Maria Menounos who wore a bikini to her own birthday party that was sponsored by booze. Are you listening Megan Fox? Bikinis and booze, not babies.

I also get pissed when they’re out of chocolate too, but for entirely non-penis related reasons,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lisa Rinna Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
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    Stretching for Lisa proves to be a problem when her lips get stuck to her knee.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
    Josh
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    Moooooo!!!!

  3. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    0_0

  4. Justin Bieber MMVA
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Well… we Canadians DO love our beavers.

  5. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly
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    They know they can find Khloe there most days when she’s missing.

  6. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    good god . . .

  7. Grace Jones Crotch
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Oh pay for the fucking ticket, grandma

  8. Hugh Jackman Razor Scooter
    Jill
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    This may be the first time that a scooter was the least gay thing in a photograph.

  9. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
    DeucePickle
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    Has no idea what to do with a white ice cream cone.
    If that were chocolate, it would already be in her mouth.

  10. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    Frank Burns
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    Up next on Celebrity Rehab: Katy Perry talks to Dr. Drew about her vajazzling addiction.

  11. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    This could be a Maury Povich episode that could run for months…..”You are NOT the father.”

  12. Hugh Jackman Razor Scooter
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Nothing bad to say… I like him.

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
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    Every body double has it’s tell…

  14. Mena Suvari Cleavage Black Minidress
    Jill
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    Holy shit! She finally discovered the power of bangs.

  15. Brett Ratner Warren Beatty
    Rico Jones
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    “The shrimp juice wasn’t from my lunch it was from Olivia Munn’s pussy” – Brett Ratner

  16. Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks Short Shorts Ronnie Ortiz Magro
    Frank Burns
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    “Hey Deena, if you was throwing pencils through them tires instead of footballs, it would be just like when we has sex.”

  17. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
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    I didn’t realize visiting hours at the nursing home would be this crowded.

  18. Kylie Minogue Butt Glamour Shoot
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Still THE nicest butt on ANY celebrity.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1DWBKk5xHQ

    And yes… that’s actually hers.

  19. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    Is it too soon for me to make another Daniel Radcliffe joke? Yeah, I thought so.

  20. Brett Ratner Warren Beatty
    Jill
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    The greatest compliment I can pay to the journalistic abilities of the superficial is that I cannot look at a photo of Brett Ratner wihtout immediately thinking “cocktail sauce”.

  21. Victoria Beckham Tight Dress
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    *yawn* Next please.

  22. Haylie Duff Cleavage
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    She needs to wear yoga pants.

  23. Grace Jones Crotch
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Can you smell what the Jones is cooking?”

  24. Grace Jones Crotch
    Cock Dr
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    Yellow accesories coordinate well with what must have been an awful sulphur smell.

  25. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly
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    The only Kardashian that doesn’t like black microphone.

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
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    This is the first time Kim has licked anything white.

    Mooo muthatfucka Mooooo!

  27. Alanis Morissette Cleavage
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theatre?”

    Amazing how lyrics like that make you hotter.

  28. Maria Menounos Bikini
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    There’s always going to be somebody at a party who won’t mix and just wants to listen to their headphones. In this case it’s a parrot.

  29. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
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    That’s a HUGE bitch!

  30. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
    shonzie
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    …I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

  31. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    You could pitch off that mound!

  32. Lisa Rinna Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Her right butt cheek is describing my face when I saw her Playboy spread.

  33. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    8====D ~ ~ ~

  34. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
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    Why would a woman deliberately dress in clothes that look as though she just escaped an angry crowd that was throwing shit at her?

  35. Mena Suvari Cleavage Black Minidress
    We
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    dat ass

  36. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Ahh… arms like branches… Cunt Tree Singer. Okaay.

  37. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Cute how she’s adjusting her shirt so you don’t see anything. Such dignity.

  38. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Europe is so crowded they’ve resorted to using vertical gurneys.

  39. Justin Bieber MMVA
    stevebrt
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    now why didn’t that stage collapse instead of radiohead’s

  40. Justin Bieber MMVA
    Angel
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    Bieber needs to hit the weights, start taking some creatine or something, dude shouldnt be wearing tank tops if since he has a physique of a 15 year girl.

  41. Tobey Maguire Emo Peter Parker Hair
    I'mCool
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    Hoping to land the lead in the made-for-cable “Rags to Riches to Rags: The Edward Furlong Story.”

  42. Megan Fox Baby Bump Brian Austin Green
    Meh
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    What’s wrong with her thighs?

  43. Victoria Beckham Tight Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Well lets hope David’s happy the stick turned blue

  44. Megan Fox Baby Bump Brian Austin Green
    I'mCool
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    You’re right, Brian. A “79″ is like 69 with all ten fingers, but you can’t do it solo.

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  46. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
    DeucePickle
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    The Ultimate Warrior is usually running full speed, not just calmly walking out.

  47. Grace Jones Crotch
    I'mCool
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    Still manlier than anything Bieber will ever do

    (© Topher)

  48. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    No, no… ships, DARPA. It’s ships we’re trying to hide.

  49. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    JayJ
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    Looks like Bella isn’t the only one having sex with a Twilight vampire…

  50. Grace Jones Crotch
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I guess the people in the first few rows have to dress like Gallagher was performing.

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