The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

June 17th, 2013 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics of his dick, and Mick Jagger staring into the void, probably pondering his contribution to rock music and his life’s legacy. Or sex with models.

Yeah, I’m going with sex with models.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Uma Thurman Cleavage Bending Over 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    “Damn, these big, natural titties kill my back!”

  2. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
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    You can feel the pretentiousness flowing off Rooney Mara through the picture. Lowery looks like a bald Freddie Mercury.

  3. Mark Wahlberg Wife Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Ella Rae
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    Pinki Longstocking.

  4. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    “Katie, be a dear and prove to the world that you are not brain dead and call out the number of fingers you see…”

  5. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    Channeling Vanilla Ice?

  6. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    I wouldn’t touch that.. latex allergy

  7. Uma Thurman Cleavage Bending Over 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    That’s the best picture I’ve seen of her in a long time.

  8. Jon Voight
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    “Nice moobs, Chaz. Too bad you don’t have a pu….waitasec…”

  9. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    Don Knotts ponders life.

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    He’s one of the coolest, most talented people in the business right now.

  11. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    Such a fucking wannabe. He needs a good ass kicking.

  12. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    It’s all she has to offer.

  13. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    Sometimes Mick thinks about ending it all, then just as he’s about to jump over the ledge, all of the pussy he’s ever had and all of the pussy he still gets and he finds the strength to go on.

  14. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
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    “And I jizz in my pants.”

  15. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    Insufferable cunt.

  16. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
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    “Hey, Donald! How many women would be willing to touch you if you weren’t rich?”

  17. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
    Kel
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    I bet that slaughterhouse doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

  18. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    Wow. I didn’t know she was so thick. That’s a huge bitch.

  19. Tara Reid New Boyfriend
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    At first I thought her boyfriend was the one holding his nose, but I quickly realized if a man got to the level of boyfriend with her he would be used to her smell at that point.

    The guy in the background is obviously her boyfriend’s friend who’s meeting Tara for the first time.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Birthday Celebration Chateau Nightclub
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    She looks great.

  21. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
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    I like how even Jesus is peeking through the clouds going, “Yaaaa… dat ASS!”

  22. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
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    “Da goggles…! Dey do noss-ing!!”

  23. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
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    Years later everyone would look back on certain key moments and wonder why none of them noticed that Tom Selleck’s mustache hadn’t been affected by the chemotherapy.

  24. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    Sweet baby Jesus… I just want to make enough money to float in certain circles so I can have a chance at being the only white boy to chew on dat ass!! Lord, I know I have a problem, but I would Rick Jones that She Hulk ass so bad!!

  25. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    I bet you her toilet seat is cracked

  26. Mark Wahlberg Wife Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Ella Rae
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    Are you sure that’s Mark Wahlberg? Looks more like the missing Sedin twin, “Droopy”.

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    Why is it that no mater what this guy wears, he always looks like a full grown midget?

  28. Jon Voight
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    Man, that creepy extra/background-player kid is really trying to kiss everyone now, isn’t he?

  29. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    “Dalmatians… I’ll make myself a coat out of the finest dalmatian puppies or my name isn’t Cruela De Ville!!”

  30. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
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    Can you imagine kissing that butt every morning before going to work, then again at night when hitting the rack?

  31. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
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    That bitch in the middle is going to need a ton of prep work.

  32. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
    Primitivefix06
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    So, I dont get it, she married the horse?

  33. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
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    I’d like to shove my finger up her ass to the third knuckle while I munch on her clit…but only till her knees give out.

  34. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    “Can you hear me now?”

  35. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    What, no tits? How boring!

  36. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
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    What the fuck is a flyboard?

  37. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    “Trooping the Colour…???” Oh, damn. I thought it said “Shtupping the Coloureds,” the annual tradition of banging the housekeeping staff.

  38. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    I think it’s about time she flashed some…I mean a BUNCH…of skin so we can see what she’s workin’ with.

  39. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
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    When did Mr. Potato Head come to life?

  40. Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Screening And Opening Ceremony the Taormina Filmfest
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    “In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti…”

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    Dude, go haunt a fucking church or something…

  42. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tuileries Piaget Private Party
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    She’s so fucking gorgeous. Exactly how does a gentleman slip roofies to a woman of this caliber?

  43. Jon Voight
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    “Here’s your tip …. lose some weight tubby “

  44. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    Bieber’s becoming a hunchback! “Hey, Quasimodo, the Cathédrale de Notre Dame de Paris is looking for a new bell ringer.”

  45. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    This pose is pretty much wasted since she’s wearing clothes.

  46. Jon Voight
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    “No, young man, I won’t shake your hand, but here, let me squeeze your tit!”

  47. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt Mens Singles Aegon Championships
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    “And you’re sure you left it here somewhere?”
    “YES! I definitely remember coming here with my ass. Now where could I have possibly left it?”

  48. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
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    Mr. Depardeau does a hilarious new take on ‘Eastwooding’.

  49. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    Ozzy…DUDE! She had them removed last year. They’re not there anymore. Have you been unconscious all this time?

  50. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    I love J-Lo to death, but that has got to be the ugliest fucking dress in all of creation!

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