The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

June 17th, 2013 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics of his dick, and Mick Jagger staring into the void, probably pondering his contribution to rock music and his life’s legacy. Or sex with models.

Yeah, I’m going with sex with models.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sean Patrick Flanery Blonde Highlights Showtime Celebrates 8 Seasons Of Dexter
    ANUSTART
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    Nice rug!

  2. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
    bigalkie
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    Janice Dickinson ” It’s like a button on a fur coat”.

  3. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt Mens Singles Aegon Championships
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    Well now we know who wears the pants in this family, wha wait…….

  4. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
    ANUSTART
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    Beiber needs to enlarge this and hang it up wherever he goes.Your times coming lil’ cocksucker. Just ask any Jonas.

  5. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
    ANUSTART
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    This is the face of a kid who is tired of hearing ‘ I know a real sweet girl I’d like you to meet” Cuz he looks like a real fan of dong.

  6. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
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    Why is she marrying a horse?

  7. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
    Phil
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    It’s back to the drawing board, Poindexter.

  8. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
    Helge
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    Fly board, I’ve never heard or seen such a thing…it must be nice to be rich.

  9. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
    ANUSTART
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    I say instead of the same old toupe he should get the Hair Club For Men to give him “the Wolverine”. Just to shake things up a bit.. If you’ve gotta have your pubes transplanted to your head keep it interesting.

  10. Adam
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    Uncle Fester!

  11. Jonathan Rhys Meyers High Natalia Vodianova
    ANUSTART
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    I’ll have whatever him and Joaquin are having.

  12. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    Damn, he’s touching his wife’s boob. Hardcore.

  13. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tuileries Piaget Private Party
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    It’s too bad that she’s gotten so old and used up that she has to hang out with Prince Charles now.

  14. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
    Peter
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    Maybe he’ll jump. Ya think?

  15. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt Mens Singles Aegon Championships
    ANUSTART
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    If you’re going to fool around and then go out in public, at least find a mirror and a brush or something. She smells like sex and candy and BO.

  16. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    Just imagine waking up to this in the morning, and just look at his cold, discussing clammy hands. I bet he smells funny, too.

  17. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    Little P
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    She’s too fat to be a real model. It must be nice to have famous parents because who would hire her? A model??? Ha, ha, ha…

  18. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
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    The quiet dignity of a gay man.

  19. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
    Sam
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    Peepee dance…my cat does it all the time.

  20. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    Ash
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    Totally thought is was Renee zellweger

  21. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
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    “Tell us Donald, what is the average IQ of any lady willing to pose with you?”

  22. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
    donkeylicks
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    What is this? A chair for a normal sized person???

  23. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
    Punkin
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    Even Ray Charles could see that her ass is perfect.

  24. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    lucya
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    Kim and Kanye’s baby looks exactly like I thought it would.

  25. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
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    She is perfection. I want to dive face first in there.

  26. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
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    I’ve gotta start watching Modern Family for real.

  27. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    The Brown Streak
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    You know you shouldn’t be comparing your wife’s breast size to your sons. Ha! I bet you thought I was going to say Kelly’s.

  28. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    The Brown Streak
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    You know the best thing about J-Lo? When she turns around, I have someplace to put my drink.

  29. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
    The Brown Streak
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    It’s okay, it’s not a Kardashian.

  30. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    The Brown Streak
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    i bought one of those blade runner androids but nobody makes good apps for them.

  31. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
    The Brown Streak
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    YES! FINALLY A MEL BROOKS FILM ABOUT HITLER!

  32. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
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    He’s holding his breath so he won’t catch cooties.

  33. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
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    Hm…should I eat Italian or French tonight?

  34. Tara Reid New Boyfriend
    The Brown Streak
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    “So your name is Jack Daniel Smirnoff? Let’s go out.”

  35. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
    The Brown Streak
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    “Oh God! It’s Al Roker! Must…hide…erection!”

  36. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
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    Looks like she finally ran out of human men that would put up with her inherent cuntiness.

  37. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Birthday Celebration Chateau Nightclub
    The Brown Streak
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    Okay, who cut out the pee pee hole in the backdrop? And where’s Photo Boy gone to all of a sudden?

  38. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
    The Brown Streak
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    Still got more real fans than the Miami Heat.

  39. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
    The Brown Streak
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    Well, at least he has the glass in the right place.

  40. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
    Grafikman
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    “Is that cashmere?” “Of course it’s cashmere.”

  41. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    I’m mostly staring at her crotch. Nice.

  42. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
    The Brown Streak
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    “Why yes, I’ll let you have some Finger (cough) Prince.”

  43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers High Natalia Vodianova
    The Brown Streak
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    Just being in France makes him want to give up.

  44. Brad Pitt Ponytail GMA
    The Brown Streak
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    When we said we wanted Dinklage’s point of view. This is not what we meant.

  45. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt Mens Singles Aegon Championships
    The Brown Streak
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    How long do you think it’ll be before Pippa realizes that when we say “Dat Ass” we’re not talking about the horses?

  46. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    The Brown Streak
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    Want a kiss from a pretty woman? Tell them you just killed Jar Jar.

  47. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    “You’re going to be carrying my baby next. High five! No? Ok.”

  48. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    Getting anal from Cookie Monster will give you that kind of face.

  49. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    MILF.

  50. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
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