The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

June 17th, 2013 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics of his dick, and Mick Jagger staring into the void, probably pondering his contribution to rock music and his life’s legacy. Or sex with models.

Yeah, I’m going with sex with models.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mike Walker
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    ♫ Generals gathered in their masses
    Just like witches at black masses … ♫

  2. Jon Voight
    ANUSTART
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    Chaz Bono hoped his first date with Jon Voight would involve food in some way not working on Jon’s taxes.

  3. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    lawn
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    Those thighs can crush a man’s skull in seconds.

  4. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    Wrynoceros
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    That’s my secret Captain, I’m always angry…

  5. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    “Thank you for calling AT&T customer service.My name is Vladimir. How may I help you?”

  6. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    ANUSTART
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    If I saw most men grabbing a tit I would think”you devil you” but he has no idea who he or she are,where they are or why,or even what time of day or year this is. So I’m thinking at this point , he just saw a handle to hold on to to keep from falling and he went for it.

  7. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    Is she dressing up as Amanda Bynes now?

  8. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
    ANUSTART
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    Dayum! Harry Styles had one hell of a rough ass night!

  9. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
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    “HASTA LA VISTA DADDY!”

  10. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    “Just got laid… HIGH FIVE!”
    “Fuck off you little ginger prick!”

  11. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
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    “Let’s see…Kate’s due on July 13, so nine months earlier would have been in the middle of October…wait a minute. Wasn’t I out of town that week?”

  12. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
    Jim
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    I deed not steal reeng. Fat, pale American say, “here see ring.” So I put ring in pocket for to later look at. Then I show American dagger with still some blood on it. He say to me for , “just keep ring.” I keep. He is veddy nice man.

  13. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
    ANUSTART
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    To say this man’s repulsive is a compliment.

  14. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt Mens Singles Aegon Championships
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    “Let’s go, Pippa. I thought these ‘Aegon Championships’ had something to do with Game of Thrones.”

  15. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
    Skov
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    One of many chairs Gerard is incapable of sitting in.

  16. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    “CHET, YOUR SURPRISE! HER NAME IS LIL. SHE’S MY MOTHER’S SISTER’S GIRL! GOOD LUCK, CHET!”

  17. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    Fucking Weebles – how do they wobble and not fall down?

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    He couldn’t fit into his old suit so he chose to wear the garment bag.

  19. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    Jim
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    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard/ and they’re like… Put that shit away.

  20. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    She has bad taste in men.

  21. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tuileries Piaget Private Party
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    It looks like the roofies are kicking in.

  22. Jon Voight
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    “Hi. I’m answering your craigslist personal ad.”

  23. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
    ANUSTART
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    Maybe he won the award for best hygiene. He sure looks like he smells like piss and bo but it is France after all.

  24. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
    Jim
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    His hand gesture means “I’m going to fight you all” in Europe.

  25. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
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    Brown sugar and Orange Julius.

  26. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
    ANUSTART
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    “If you ever need inseminating, call me!”

  27. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    He has the face of a smacked arse.

  28. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
    Vlad
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    How to catch Hep C

  29. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    This is the douche that beat the piss out of her ex? From the looks of these two that must have been like a biker fight, not the motorcycle bike, but of the 10 speed variety

  30. Tara Reid New Boyfriend
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    The botox keeps her smooth, the alcohol in her system keeps her preserved.

  31. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
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    I doubt they know he’s Vanilla Ice.

  32. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Birthday Celebration Chateau Nightclub
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    Show us yer TITS!!!!

  33. Uma Thurman Cleavage Bending Over 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    The Brown Streak
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    The problem with keeping midgets under your dress is they always want to hump your leg at the worst possible time.

  34. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
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    This is the least Douchey Bieber has ever looked.

  35. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
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    That is the face of a kid who is tired of hearing from his friends “Dude…I want to bang your mom!”

  36. Mark Wahlberg Wife Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Ella Rae
    The Brown Streak
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    Just 8 and still a better driver than Lindsay Lohan.

  37. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
    ANUSTART
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    If you’ve ever pissed fire you know to never sleep with somebody you’ve never seen in broad daylight.

  38. The Brown Streak
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    Little known fact: The song “Fuck You” was a song written about his dietitian, not a girl.

  39. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
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    I’m tired of going over the hump Pips, meet me behind tent 2 in 5.

  40. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
    The Brown Streak
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    Thumbs up if you want the dude in the back to whack him with whatever it is he is holding. I’ll assume that’s a baseball bat.

  41. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
    bigalkie
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    Like the Eunich in The History of the World.. Zero Interest

  42. Jonathan Rhys Meyers High Natalia Vodianova
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    Weekend at Bernie’s III

  43. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
    bigalkie
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    What a fucking Hill Billy Asshole

  44. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    The Brown Streak
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    Holy shit, she just gave birth to Mae Young’s hand!…and ARM!

  45. Jon Voight
    The Brown Streak
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    Little known fact: Jon Voigt greets everyone with a titty twister…say…that explains alot doesn’t it, Angelina?

  46. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    bigalkie
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    They Call Me Bronson

  47. Brad Pitt Ponytail GMA
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    Hey Fish ya dickhead, I can see Maria’s thong, her ass is HUGE!

  48. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
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    “Um…I’m going to guess that your knickers are white and lacy, am I right?” Doesn’t matter. Come into the tent so we can have a look!”

  49. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Birthday Celebration Chateau Nightclub
    ANUSTART
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    It seems like Kendra celebrates her birthday twice a week for the last 5 yrs

  50. bigalkie
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    A Black Oompa Loopa

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