The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

June 17th, 2013 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics of his dick, and Mick Jagger staring into the void, probably pondering his contribution to rock music and his life’s legacy. Or sex with models.

Yeah, I’m going with sex with models.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
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    You can catch porn like this anytime on the Internet. No big deal.
    Although if a promo for a live show…is this photo from Mexico?

  2. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    “Can’t you see that motherf#@%!#r’s footprint?!?”

  3. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
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    We TOLD you to go before the song started!

  4. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    Rick
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    Maybe if I show my ass people will forget that I’m a shit, no-talent performer! Nahhh…

  5. Jon Voight
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    “You don’t have any National Treasure movies for me to do, do ya?”

  6. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
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    Pippa Middleton on the left.

  7. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
    Rick
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    Auntie?

  8. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    I wanna see the photo that caught the side view.

  9. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    Ian McKellan laughs at him.

  10. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    Rick
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    Maybe if I show my ass people will forget that I’m a shit, no-talent performer! Nahhh…

  11. Sean Patrick Flanery Blonde Highlights Showtime Celebrates 8 Seasons Of Dexter
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    He looks terrific; he also looks NOTHING like Sean Patrick Flanery.

  12. Brad Pitt Ponytail GMA
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    “Yeah, buddy, real funny, real funny. No, she didn’t cut off my pair long before she cut off her pair.”

  13. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    Rick
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    She’s a beautiful girl. Her father’s a grade-A douchebag, but she’s pretty. I feel sorry for her.

  14. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
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    “Now if Michelle was as subservient as this one, think of what a better America this would be.”

  15. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Birthday Celebration Chateau Nightclub
    Rick
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    I could never consider any woman who’s had her hooch invaded by Hef’s wrinkly old dong as sexy anymore. Not that she’s ever been considered sexy. I swear I’ve never seen the appeal.

  16. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
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    I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The chair needs to be at least….three times bigger than this!

  17. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
    Rick
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    Is that girl trying to *lick* him??

  18. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
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    No surgeon is that good. I say vampire. Anyone with me?

  19. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
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    adam go weewee!

  20. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
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    A billion dollars and heir to a monarchy. Your move, Hair Club for Men.

  21. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    richie
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    …and this is our new long-snapper from Barbados.

  22. Jonathan Rhys Meyers High Natalia Vodianova
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    Has no idea where he is.

  23. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
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    “Goddammit, dude, this is my MOM”

  24. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    Wondering if maybe he should have finished accounting school

  25. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    She will NOT age well

    • What the fuck has that got to do with NOW? For the time being, she’s incredibly attractive. What happens 10 or 15 or even 25 years up the road still remains to be seen! Fuck, she’s only a kid.

  26. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
    ANUSTART
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    The pageant people promised they would fire Mario Lopez and give Joe the Mr Universe pageant if he hosted Miss USA. Joe looks like he couldn’t get to a shower quick enough but being touched by disgusting females is worth all that tan, well oiled beef.

  27. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
    Swearin
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    “Yes, Lord Tywin, I stabbed the Young Wolf right through the heart…uh huh, I see. Warden of the North, huh? Okay, but can we still flay our enemies?”

  28. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
    Swearin
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    Uh oh, Det. Poirot is real and he’s gone hipster

  29. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
    ANUSTART
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    If Bob Newhart had a psychopath for a brother. Also that’s an interesting jacket. Gray with blue cuffs must be a Russia thing.

  30. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
    tlmck
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    “I expect you to die Mr. Bond.”

  31. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
    tlmck
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    Screaming like a giddy schoolgirl all the way.

  32. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
    Swearin
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    “C’mon y’all, we’re takin this 2 tha streetz, like Marty King”
    “…everyone just follow his cracker ass, he pays our salaries.”

  33. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    Swearin
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    She’s going to make a fantastic ex-wife for some nice guy, someday”

  34. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    Her legs are a different colour..

  35. Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Screening And Opening Ceremony the Taormina Filmfest
    tlmck
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    “Hollo. A little help tossing the phone back please?”

  36. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
    Swearin
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    “Third trimester, you know what that means? It’s cheatin’ time! Call me, ladies”

  37. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tuileries Piaget Private Party
    tlmck
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    Looks like she has been visiting her first name all night.

  38. Jonathan Rhys Meyers High Natalia Vodianova
    Swearin
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    He slept on that beach last night, didn’t he?

  39. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
    ANUSTART
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    You would think being raped by the Abominable Snowman would be a more traumatic experience. For Miley or the Yeti.

  40. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
    CK
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    I thought that was the horse’s tongue.

  41. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    Considering the amount of material, her dress prices must be astronomical.

  42. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    Swearin
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    “I can still fit into the bikini, George. Come by my room at the Best Western, I’ll show you…”

  43. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
    mark
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    yup. once again, here’s a lovely woman with an insanely perfect ass! thank shit it’s not massive (like stink kardashian or stinky minaj or – god almighty! – I recently watched a youtube vid called, “bubble butt” with some pig named, “sultry simone”! ever seen that?! holy shit will it ever make you vomit!!! she’s deformed and disgusting!

    now sofia here, man…i’d sniff that beautiful, tight, little bum so hard I’d get poop in my brain!

  44. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    CK
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    Huh, I’ve never seen a hand _come out_ of there.

  45. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
    ANUSTART
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    Not nearly as funny as Karl Pilkington and the jetpack!

  46. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
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    Is he auditioning for Brokeback Mountain 2?

  47. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    CK
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    Oh man, I really hope grabbing tit when having your pic taken is the new thing! I live and work in the biggest tourist city on the planet.

  48. Sean Patrick Flanery Blonde Highlights Showtime Celebrates 8 Seasons Of Dexter
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    Yep. A name like Sean Patrick Flanery makes me intantly think of Louisiana

  49. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
    CK
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    Is that life-size? it’s life-size, isn’t it? I bet that’s a life-size chair he’s holding.

  50. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
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    So he’s hooked up with tanning mom’s daughters?

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