The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

June 17th, 2013 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics of his dick, and Mick Jagger staring into the void, probably pondering his contribution to rock music and his life’s legacy. Or sex with models.

Yeah, I’m going with sex with models.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    I bet some people in the crowd were just coming to the realization that the “Live in London Rihanna Presenting” printed on their tickets, may not have been a typo.

  2. icu
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    “Father forgive me, for I have sinned…”

  3. Brad Pitt Ponytail GMA
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    You know how he has this carefully manicured “rumpled and unwashed” look? Yeah, it’s not a look…the dude smells like a homeless person.

  4. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    She’s shinier than the metalwork on the left.

  5. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
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    They picked the wrong guy to ply with their feminine wiles.

  6. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    “Come on daddy…I need a fix”

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    And although there’s pain in my chest
    I still wish you the best
    With a…
    “FROCK YOU!”

  8. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    You’d think that after all this time, he’d be used to the butt plug by now.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    Cock Dr
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    She probably planned to enter with that extreme ass glare.
    My eyes!

  10. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
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    FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO! This woman is a national fucking treasure and she’s not even from this nation.

  11. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
    anonymous
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    Apparently, she doesn’t have any interest in where that hand had just been.

  12. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
    Damnrobert
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    I can’t figure out if he looks more like Edward Scissorhands or PeeWee Herman…

  13. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
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    Does he ever *not* look like a howler monkey?

  14. anonymous
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    I’d be pissed to if someone told me wearing all black was slimming and just to found out it wasn’t especially this close to July.

  15. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
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    “Oh my God, you guys, this guy was famous and sank to obscurity before we were even born!”

  16. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    dennis
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    I see she’s still considering that Scratch-N-Sniff album cover.

  17. Jonathan Rhys Meyers High Natalia Vodianova
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    Poor guy looks like he has De La Huerta Syndrome.

  18. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt Mens Singles Aegon Championships
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    To this day, I have *never* seen her face. Only her ass.

  19. Jon Voight
    dennis
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    No matter how many A-List actors Jonah meets; he’ll never be one of them.

  20. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    “Hey scruffy boy, I’ll see you in my dressing room and you can herd my nerf.”

  21. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
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    Trying out the maids new power washer.

  22. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    “Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper? Ha!”
    “Aren’t you a little old and fat to be a princess? Ha.”

  23. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    “Look, it’s Harry palm.”

  24. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
    dennis
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    Is the baby mooning everyone through Halle’s belly?

  25. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    She’s like a hot T-rex than can cook.

  26. Tara Reid New Boyfriend
    dennis
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    Apparently, Tara does not smell like apple pie.

  27. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
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    Mara is hot in that Ellen Page crypto lesbian sort of way.

  28. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
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    Wow, Sophia has a great ass, too. I wonder why I never noticed it before?

  29. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    Someone alert the giant robots!

  30. Mark Wahlberg Wife Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Ella Rae
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    Why even tell us their kids name?

  31. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    He is always walking like a knuckle dragging Cro Mag bitch. Whatever. Fuck him.

  32. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    Enough with the World War Z adds.

  33. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
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    DAT ASS!!!

  34. Uma Thurman Cleavage Bending Over 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    Excuse me, Ms. Thurman, could you, ahhh, helllp me find my contact lens? I’m sure I dropped it right here…

  35. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
    Ana
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    Did I miss the post where she’s pregnant again?

  36. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    Is it Crop Over already? Gosh, where does the time go.

  37. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    she needs to GO.

  38. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    my goodness…she must be able to squat 300 lb

  39. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    I always thought those two should totally hang out.

  40. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    She’s like a Bratz doll that didn’t party in college and kicked ass at life afterwards.

  41. Brad Pitt Ponytail GMA
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    “……and I just finished him off like this, and Clooney and I have been besties ever since.”

  42. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    She looks so old…would never guess she is a teenager…good luck aging with grace

  43. Jon Voight
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    It’s Ned… Ned Ryerson!

  44. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    Icehawg
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    Ho. Lee. Fuck. I thought that was Corey Feldman coping a feel on Sharon.

  45. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
    Rick
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    Wow, these British guards really *don’t* move or react no matter how hard you try!

  46. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt Mens Singles Aegon Championships
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    Obviously an Islamic militant chopped of her ass.

  47. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    Guy on left is producing epic sweat stains.

  48. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
    popwilleatitself
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    I dunno, maybe, take the sunglasses off?

  49. Uma Thurman Cleavage Bending Over 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    Rick
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    This is the best picture of her *ever*- you get to see her tits without being subjected to her face.

  50. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    Olivier Martinez demonstrates how to deliver a right cross like a fancy gentleman.

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