The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

June 17th, 2013 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics of his dick, and Mick Jagger staring into the void, probably pondering his contribution to rock music and his life’s legacy. Or sex with models.

Yeah, I’m going with sex with models.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
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    She’s so beautiful it’s actually cancelling out his smugness for me.

  2. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    Wait…”I can’t get no”??…Double negative. Huh…son of a bitch.

  3. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    Hank E. Ring
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    Whispers: I’ll do ANYTHING to be in another movie.

  4. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    Damn. This is the scariest still shot yet from Pacific Rim.

  5. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    This is going to spawn a lot of Hutt fan fiction.

  6. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
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    You don’t think I’m a crazy psycho bitch, right, Mr. Horsecock?

  7. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    Looks like Madame Tussaud went and repurposed Melanie Griffith.

  8. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    It’s about time they brought back G.L.O.W.

  9. Jon Voight
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    “Look Chaz, I read your script. It sucked. So do me a favor, and just get my car.”

  10. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
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    Is he the one with the Mexican twin?

  11. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
    Smapdi
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    Arnold is unlikely to be impressed with Patrick’s attempt at the action movie genre as “The New Aquaman”.

  12. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    Here we go again with the “Armstronging.”

  13. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
    George P Burdell
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    …and as soon as you pump out this kid, I will be as useless as tits on a bull. Then I can move to Vegas and live the life of a Kardashian.

  14. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    bawlsderp
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    I’d bobble the crap of her head…..

  15. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    “Perhaps Keith was right. Maybe I do have a tiny dodger.”

  16. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    Somebody just spotted a Bagginses.

  17. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
    Frank Burns
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    “Mon Dieu! Finally, a chair in which to rest a Twinkie while it comes to room temperature.”

  18. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
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    Somewhere right now Matthew Broderick is looking at this photo and stroking his dick.

  19. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    I don’t recognize her without her sphincter.

  20. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
    Smapdi
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    “Can this song be over now? I haff to tinkle.”

  21. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
    Later
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    Maximus Attention Whoreus in her natural enviroment in front of a lense.

  22. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
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    Oh man, he won the most coveted acting prize of all, the Lawnie.

  23. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    What, now she’s dating Chris Brown?

  24. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
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    “Seriously, what the fuck is this? It looks like something a mouse would hang from to relieve its back pain.”

  25. Tara Reid New Boyfriend
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    Do they make special water wings to put around the penis? You know, so she can feel it when he’s in her.

  26. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    Enjoy the ride Oliver. It won’t be thumbs up, once Halle switches tracks to board the crazy train.

  27. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
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    “I have to go now, my planet needs me”

    Note: Patrick died on the way back to his home planet.

  28. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    “Harry, I do NOT care what the five fingers said to the face!”

  29. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
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    Somehow this photo reminds me of the Lance Armstrong taint tickling story.

  30. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
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    Dude, she’s old enough to be your Mom! Oh, wait…

  31. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
    caley
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    Shortly after receiving a text from his father: “Get yore ahss to Mahs!” (Yes, even Arnold types in his accent).

  32. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    Skeeter
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    Those gorgeous tits need my seed on them.

    • donkeylicks

      Skeet on your face, Skeet on your face
      Skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet on your face
      You like what I got, but baby don’t test me
      Put a towel down cuz I swear it gets messy
      And Imma tell you what I’m about to do
      Imma skeet, skeet, skeet all over you
      And Imma sit back and watch you rub it in
      Read Cosmo girl it’s good for your skin
      My next move baby, beyond belief
      Put it on your toothbrush, now brush them teeth

  33. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    caley
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    That pout is about a 6.5 on the Zellweger scale.

  34. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tuileries Piaget Private Party
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    No time for you Bar, we have a Kate Upton now.

  35. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    George Lucas, Daytime Emmy winner. Let that sink.

  36. Mark Wahlberg Wife Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Ella Rae
    Later
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    Say hi to your mother for me..

  37. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    Lou
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    Is she doing the “Fart Blast” remix of one of her songs?

  38. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
    caley
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    “I’m such a huge fan of yours! Wait…body hair? Are you not Justin Bieber?!”

  39. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    Skeeter
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    She’s not what she once was but I would still like to plant my face between her 43-year-old butt cheeks.

  40. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
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    One on right looks like a younger Hugh Grant

  41. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
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    Gerard was actually awarded a beautiful crystal and bronze trophy, but Vladimir Putin said “thanks for the gift”, and took it, leaving him only this tiny lawn chair.

  42. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
    broduhjenner
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    the sad thing is his is the prettiest face in this picture

  43. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
    Cock Dr
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    Can’t wait for the face tattoos.

  44. Jonathan Rhys Meyers High Natalia Vodianova
    broduhjenner
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    his rehab stint seems successful

  45. Tara Reid New Boyfriend
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    2 of 3 people in this photo are thinking how rancid Tara smells, the 3rd one is just trying to stop a nosebleed.

  46. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    I can’t decide if I want to go with a “Barbados” joke or an Ace Ventura joke here.
    But I can hear Ton Loc’s voice telling me his boss is coming so I’ll go with that.

  47. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
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    Four 2′s are as good as an 8.

  48. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    She’s very shiny, but not in a fresh faced beauty sort of way. More like a “I’ve got a summer job at Taco Bell” kind of way.

  49. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
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    But you gotta admit, royalty AND rich is a pretty good pussy magnet.

  50. Jon Voight
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    Attempted handshake goes wrong.

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