The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

June 17th, 2013 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics of his dick, and Mick Jagger staring into the void, probably pondering his contribution to rock music and his life’s legacy. Or sex with models.

Yeah, I’m going with sex with models.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tara Reid New Boyfriend
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    Why even try on this one…photo boy wins the caption here.

  2. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Birthday Celebration Chateau Nightclub
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    Yeah, that looks a lot like my birthday celebration.

  3. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
    anonymous
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    Miley must be going broke if she’s pass herself off as Khloe Kardashian.

  4. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
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    They’re not laughing with you…they’re laughing…oh never mind.

  5. Tara Reid New Boyfriend
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Since Photoboy doesn’t know which one it is. my guess if it is the one holding his hand over his mouth in the background. then she has a smart boyfriend. but if he was so smart WTF is doing with her.

  6. Uma Thurman Cleavage Bending Over 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    Erik
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    Really puts the “killer” in lady killer.

  7. Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Screening And Opening Ceremony the Taormina Filmfest
    Minky Wail
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    “If you’re not going to eat the rest of that, just throw it here.”

  8. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
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    Christie Brinkley blah blah blah blah. I just want to punch this smug fucker right in the mug.

  9. Mark Wahlberg Wife Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Ella Rae
    anonymous
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    He shrunk fast considering he just played a bodybuilder in a movie.

  10. Jenn
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    Cee Lo as, Friar Tuck in the new Robin in the Hood movie, coming soon to a theater, nowhere.

  11. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
    Jenn
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    He’s de-evolving.

  12. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    Emma watson's vagina
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    now which one is Jabba and where is the chain.

  13. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
    ThisWillHurt
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    How did her boobs get down there?

  14. Jonathan Rhys Meyers High Natalia Vodianova
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    And when you say “photo call,” I’m assuming you mean the time at which they arise from their crypts to join the physical world for documentation.

  15. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
    anonymous
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    I’m going to start calling him “the White Chimp”.

    I’ve seen my dog begging for scraps at the table stand more upright than this clown.

  16. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Not pictured: Ahnold telling him to get to da choppier waves.

  17. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
    Mike1
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    Vood you liek fries wit dat?

  18. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
    Jenn
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    Face of a man who can’t get no satisfaction without the aid of little blue pills.

  19. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    Butt Plugger
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    It’s like the back of a race horse

  20. Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Screening And Opening Ceremony the Taormina Filmfest
    Hank E. Ring
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    Toss me that hoagie you bastard!

  21. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    She mistook him for Kenny Rogers.
    http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

  22. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
    Cock Dr
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    She should have known what she was in for when she signed up to be the Royal Incubator.

  23. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
    Mike1
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    Blake Shelton’s beard chafes.

  24. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Harry obviously letting Kate know she’d have conceived quintuplets if he’d been riding her pussy instead of her asshole during their DP session with his bro.

  25. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
    Tiggles
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    “Wife, you say? What wife? Ladies, I assure you I’m not married, much less to a pregnant woman! Now, let us adjourn to the stables, and I’ll show you how I put the bald in ribald.”

  26. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Birthday Celebration Chateau Nightclub
    Mike1
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    It’s like a Barbie, only less animated.

  27. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
    Erik
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    The skin tone of his face matches her dress.

  28. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    Hank E. Ring
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    Please show us where Mr. Brown touched you.

  29. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
    Mike1
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    Cool, can you sign this for our moms?

  30. BenoitWaffle
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    I like that Cee Lo is the perfect combination of famous and fat that he thinks wearing dresses is OK for dudes.

  31. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
    Erik
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    Danny DeVito meets James Gandolfini

  32. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    Minky Wail
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    Somewhere, Marion Anderson’s ghost just committed suicide

  33. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    BenoitWaffle
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    Bitch stole that look from Cee Lo

  34. Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Screening And Opening Ceremony the Taormina Filmfest
    Cock Dr
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    He has the look of a man who enjoys the pleasures of the dining table.

  35. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
    George P Burdell
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    Miss DC: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like… and then… spank me.
    All: And me. And me too. And me.
    Miss DC: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

    Miss DC: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

  36. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
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    So, who had June 16th in the pool for when Katherine Heigl finally shoots one of “those” movies?

  37. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    Mike1
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    “I’ll do that thing t I did to get the part the last time George!”
    “How about you don’t and I will write you in an extra page?”

  38. Jon Voight
    Hank E. Ring
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    No thanks, still not interested in sleeping with you Mr. Cruise, regardless of which MI mask you’re using.

  39. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
    Hank E. Ring
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    GET OFF MY LAWN!

  40. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
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    Miss New Jersey needs to shave.

  41. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
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    Does the middle one look like a gay, young, Sean Connery?

  42. Mark Wahlberg Wife Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Ella Rae
    Smapdi
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    Apparently those movie star dollars don’t trick down to the family wardrobe budget.

  43. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
    George P Burdell
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    Katherine Heigl as Catherine the Great

  44. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    I keep seeing him in this pose, but it is only dawning on me now that he actually WALKS THIS WAY????

  45. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    Snooki's Taint
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    I like music with a political message.

  46. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
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    Another Paris Hilton Alumni.

  47. Cock Dr
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    That nun’s habit really doesn’t show off his moobs to their best advantage.

  48. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
    Mook
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    When the conservatorship happens, who will get control of this obviously crazy young lady. In the backwoods it’d be her pa, but in the real world, who will get it?

  49. Tara Reid New Boyfriend
    Hank E. Ring
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    Tara tries so hard to be seen, even intruding on a Gavin Rossdale, Anthony Kiedis date.

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