The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

June 17th, 2013 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics of his dick, and Mick Jagger staring into the void, probably pondering his contribution to rock music and his life’s legacy. Or sex with models.

Yeah, I’m going with sex with models.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jon Voight
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    “No sir, you cannot just pull my heart out of my chest to extend your life.”

  2. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    Has anyone announced a “missing elderly” bulletin in Boston lately?

  3. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
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    “OK…Really….Who thought this was funny? Everyone?”

  4. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
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    So Adam Levine is Tara Reid’s new boyfriend?

  5. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    Rrrrrring?…What rrrring is this that you speak of? In mother rrrrusssia we have no – what you call – this super bowl. What is this? Some kind of large soup tub?

  6. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
    skunk
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    holy ass

  7. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    “Helloooo…anyone there???….Nothin….”

  8. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
    zoey13
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    This site has the most hilarious comments.

  9. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    Bite her head off!!!

  10. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    That’s a whole lot of ass-clap going on…

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    The new, black peanut M&M’s.

  12. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
    cc
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    She auctioned that thong online afterward and used the proceeds to buy a tropical island.

  13. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
    Pine Table Fever
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    So a horse walks into a bar and Vladimir Putin is sitting there, the horse asks ‘…hey Vladimir: why the vacant, expressionless, cosmetically-altered, plastic face; you paranoid and dictatorial ex-KGB fuckhole?’

  14. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    Sorry guys, I’d still take him over 90% of you.

    Le pounce.

  15. Sean Patrick Flanery Blonde Highlights Showtime Celebrates 8 Seasons Of Dexter
    mrgreen001
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    He looks a lot better than in Boondock Saints 2.

  16. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    I’d have no problem doing everything sexual with her, I bet doggy style is amazing! Also, I don’t think that she does steroids, because her voice isn’t all froggy like most body builder chicks!

  17. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
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    “I totally understand Harry’s Vegas jaunt now. He’s the wiser of us two.”

  18. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
    Kyyle
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    “Okay, five. Five thousand pounds if you’ll get Pippa to go out with me.”

  19. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
    Andie
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    Dreg wins.

  20. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    When did Madonna go back to brunette?

  21. Sean Patrick Flanery Blonde Highlights Showtime Celebrates 8 Seasons Of Dexter
    Freebie
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    Cute!

  22. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
    NATTY ICE
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    “Hmmm…Naked Ping Pong, drunk by the pool? Oh wait dear, that’s my brother you were with, not me.”

  23. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
    Blunt force trauma
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    “Smell my fingers! No , Come on , smell my fingers ! Don’t you want to know what my fingers smell like ?
    I’ll give you a hint , they smell like someone you know!, Come on , smell my fingers !!!”

  24. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    who buys his fucking music?

  25. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    thought they were both dead … How can you tell?

  26. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
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    Bieber’s biological father ? Did Vanilla Ice create that abomination ?

  27. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    She looks insane. She is a complete mess.

  28. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
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    Casey Affleck looks like the only normal one in this picture, and the only one I’d like to talk to.

  29. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    It won’t be much longer and she’ll be too old to “perform” and she will be replaced by the next disgusting manufactured, talentless pop star. Hey, where’s Lady Gaga? She’s kinda disappeared, eh?

  30. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    “Runnnn…runnnnn…Sound the sirens!!! Everyone out of the water!!! Godzilla is returning to the sea from whence it came!!!”

  31. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    17 going on 43, and an entitlebitch attitude to boot.

    Does not bode well.

  32. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
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    “Adam Levine and Maroon 5″ is redundant.

  33. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
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    She looks great.

    He, however, looks like a Gaussian-blurred version of lance Bass.

  34. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
    Pip
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    That’s a nice painting of her son.

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