The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

June 17th, 2013 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics of his dick, and Mick Jagger staring into the void, probably pondering his contribution to rock music and his life’s legacy. Or sex with models.

Yeah, I’m going with sex with models.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
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    “Hey, guys, this is working out just fine. She even let me reach around for a free feel. Later I’m going to ask her to “go all the way.”

  2. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    It’s the photo, gang. And the relationship of the lens to her body. Actually she looks spectacular.

  3. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    rospo
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    Nothing new, her instagram is a constant ”performance”.

  4. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
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    “Zo, I build zis bettairr mouzetrap, and nobody haz beaten ze pazz to my door…”

  5. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    “Great puzzy, beaucoup titz, geevs très bon bee-jayz, many, many dollairs…what more could a man ask for…???”

  6. Tara Reid New Boyfriend
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    “Tara, mon amour…HEY, wait a minute! I’m not French. Those other idiots were, but not ME!”

  7. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Birthday Celebration Chateau Nightclub
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    I’ve never been too crazy about Kendra, but she really does have a cute body. Wish her tits were real though.

  8. Sean Patrick Flanery Blonde Highlights Showtime Celebrates 8 Seasons Of Dexter
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    OMIGOD, look everyone…it’s Sean Patrick…ahhhh, who gives a fuck?

  9. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
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    Know why he refuses to go down on her? Ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

  10. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
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    “Let me get this straight…the player rides the horse and NOT vice versa? Then they riun around trying to hit a ball with a long mallet? And it’s NOT golf?”

  11. Brad Pitt Ponytail GMA
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    “This is the first interview I’ve ever given while taking a dump!”

  12. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt Mens Singles Aegon Championships
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    Hey, Pippa. There are these really cool things you can buy around town called “Fish’ n’ Chips.” But the trick is YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SWALLOW THEM!

  13. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    “George…go for it. She’s easy — a fucking slut. Get some for old times’ sake!”

  14. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
    babychunks
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    Bieber is just trying way too hard at this point.

  15. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    AJ
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    Nothing beats a beautiful woman with a great singing voice… Except Chris Brown.

  16. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    God666
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    New Sabbath album 13 = Album of the Year!

  17. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    So the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
    I love that one.

  18. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
    Me
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    Not touching, can’t get mad … not touching…

  19. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
    Robb7
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    His homeboys told him, “Ya gotta get down!” Fuck-face takes it literally.

  20. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
    Deacon Jones
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    ( DAMN IT. I KNEW I shouldnt have let him cum in me!!)

  21. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
    Robb7
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    Still has good hair.

  22. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
    Robb7
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    Big ears, big ass — makes up for no tits.

  23. Christie Brinkley Jack Cook South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit
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    I feel like i’m in some strange alternate universe of the comments section where not a single one of you has had the indecency to point out the fact that the kid’s name is Jack Cock

  24. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt Mens Singles Aegon Championships
    itwasme
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    even granny was trying to see what all the fuss was about…verdict: meh!

  25. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
    rican
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    “Took me a few tries, but I finally got the hair color to match my face, and it looks A-OK!”

  26. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
    Bane
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    I would so bury my face in that.

    Damn.

  27. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    I’m convinced as they age he and Martina Navratilova are slowly merging into a single person

  28. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    HARRY: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!

    KATE: WHAT!?!

    HARRY: Hi.

  29. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    Jack Ketch
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    Lord liftin’ … real tits for a pleasant change.

  30. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
    EricLR
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    Run, boy! Run like the wind!

  31. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
    EricLR
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    Look guys, she’s gone so Stepford that her pupils don’t even move anymore!

  32. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
    EricLR
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    For the hundredth time, *of course* I invited Bjork, Freddie Mercury, and that guy from Parks and Recreation to the festival!

  33. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    She’s fucking sexy.

  34. Jon Voight
    EricLR
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    Well sir, we normally don’t work on penile implants here at Best Buy… But, hey, what the hell, we’ll help you out!

  35. Ozzy Osbourne Grabbing Sharon Osbournes Breast 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    EricLR
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    Looking at that hair, I guess he isn’t one to never say dye.

  36. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you for giving me this “Fat Ass in a Lawn Chair” Lifetime Achievement Award.

  37. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Birthday Celebration Chateau Nightclub
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Careful honey, you go any tighter on that dress and you’re going to strangle the crabs.

  38. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
    EricLR
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    Let’s see, do I bang the pale one with the bad teeth or the other pale one with the bad teeth?

  39. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    EricLR
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    Thank god Lucas’s work on “Days of Our Lives” was finally given some respect!

  40. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
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    I count five beards in this picture.

  41. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    I content myself with the sure knowledge that these black guys who are constantly egging him on to newer, dizzier heights are just laughing themselves sick when he’s not around.

    • I hadn’t really thought of it in exactly that way, but I sure as hell hope you’re right!
      “Jus’ lookee that dumb punk-ass cracker…he think he be cool as a jewel but instead he a fool…HAHAHAHAHA…”

  42. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    “…you know, maybe I *should* have banged Bowie when I had the chance.”

  43. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    So now everyone’s going to show up to things wearing Kim Kardashian maternity gowns?

  44. Sean Patrick Flanery Blonde Highlights Showtime Celebrates 8 Seasons Of Dexter
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    “So, Mr. Flannery, what have you been up to since ‘Young Indiana Jones’?”

  45. Vanilla Ice Fan Licking Face Posing For Pictures XFINITY Live
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    I understand that Vanilla Ice has a certain type, but I can’t quite put my chin on what it might be.

  46. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
    kk
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    id suck the shit out of that with a straw.

  47. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    Andie
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    Why is this girl always showing us her ass?

  48. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
    Wayne
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    I just wish she would go ahead and do porn or at least release a sex tape. You know she has to be wild in bed and it would be great to see her in action getting her holes filled and doing all sorts of jobs.

  49. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
    diegoga
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    twitter was invented for this to happend!

  50. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    “HOW many people are left in line? Only 50? No problem…”

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