The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.16.14

June 16th, 2014 // 610 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an epic battle between everyone’s two favorite public drunks, The Hoff and Dennis Rodman. They’re both clearly shit-faced and handling women’s clothing, although Rodman is actually wearing it and frightening the shit out of a woman who’s probably gotten paid to do despicable things, so he wins. He wins. We’ve also got a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction (Well almost, that’s why she’s in here.), Miley Cyrus topless (Again, tossed in here because no labia.), and Kate Walsh, because in every picture of her, there’s always her boyfriend in the background saying “Oh jesus, I didn’t think anything could be worse than working in sales but if I have to go down on that one more time…” with his eyes.

I tossed a treat in at the end for you guys, yep there’s the door, I see it, I’m going,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
    anonym
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    People are weird.
    There are 1000′s of girls more attractive, but people are obsessed with these bitches

  2. Jena Malone Midriff Derpface MuchMusic Video Awards
    Swearin
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    “Ahmagahd, da ya think aem prettayyy?”

  3. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
    Swearin
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    She should wear that to every funeral ever

  4. Peter Dinklage On Slide With Daughter
    Swearin
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    Her shirt is already teasing Season 5, based on A Feast for Crows. Dinklage, you magnificent bastard.

  5. Ray J Bootsy Bellows
    Father Dougal
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    I guess Rob Ford has slimmed down quite a bit during rehab.

  6. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Book Signing
    Mooby
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    Nick the Dick claims another victim…

  7. Jackie Chan John Cusack 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
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    Wow, I like the one next to Cusack. She’s one in a billion!

  8. Ian Ziering Shirtless Bowtie Chippendales Guest Host
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    Why did I click it? I knew it would make me sick and I did it anyway! I am literally my own worst enemy.

  9. Jackie Chan John Cusack 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
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    Subtitle Melons “Jackie… John… Ching… Chong…”

  10. Paz De La Huerta Cleavage Drinking Beer In Public
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    Hmmm. Not looking too terrible. And her skin doesn’t look like it’s been rubbed down with McDonalds fryer grease. Boobs: check. What the hell, OK.

  11. Bethenny Frankel Struggling To Lift Bag Of Oranges
    blerg
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    Mr Whipple?

  12. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
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    Her ass looks awesome, what the hell is everyone going on about? True, it’s not a bloated, gross, bulbous, freakishly-hideous twin-lobed sack of sloshing week-old rat pus like Coco’s tear-out-your-eyes, omega-level pustule of tumorous horror ass. But not everyone on this site is a black rapper into nasty, huge fat disgusting lard-encysted terror globes of rancid cellulite asses. I like nice petite asses myself.

    • I’m not sure but I believe that puts you in an unenviable and somewhat unsophisticated minority. But maybe not…

    • You know there is a proper middle ground between the non-existent Pippa ass and the fat Coco/Kardashian ass. Her ass most certainly does not look awesome, there’s nothing there.

    • I agree with you. I don’t find Coco, Kim K and the like to be the least bit attractive. I would rather look at a fine ass like Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria or even the surfer chick any day. It doesn’t have to be huge to look good.

  13. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
    tlmck
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    His stomach needs ironing.

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet Cosmopolitan Seminar Cannes Lions
    tlmck
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    Well shod.

  15. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
    Insert Clever Username Here
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    Wow, look at their lifeless eyes, I guess you really can sell your soul to the devil…I mean Kris Jenner.

  16. Bethenny Frankel Struggling To Lift Bag Of Oranges
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    Aaaah we meet again ornges. You thought you had beaten me, escaped me, but I reiterate: There ain’t no rhyme for ornges!!

  17. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
    Beer for thought
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    Every nostalgic memory of watching much music growing up has now been shit on. Thanks a lot assholes.

  18. Miley Cyrus Topless Panties Instagram
    Interred Ferguson
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    Ol’ Hitler Crotch’s carpet definitely don’t match da drapes…kinda surprised we haven’t gotten a better look at that 3rd Reich crotch yet, but I suppose it’s only a matter of time.

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet Cosmopolitan Seminar Cannes Lions
    JTodd428
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    Oh come on people. This joke is really getting old. SJP is a wonderful wife, mother and philanthropist. She doesn’t deserve to be saddled with insults like these.

    AH SHIT.

  20. Prince William Kate Middleton Buckingham Palace Trooping The Colour Ceremony Queens Birthday
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    I thought they already picked the next Doctor.

  21. Paz De La Huerta Cleavage Drinking Beer In Public
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    So that’s what her face looks like without the oil layers? Whodathunk…

  22. Peter Dinklage On Slide With Daughter
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    “Ok Honey, give daddy a lift up…”

  23. Steven Tyler Dressed Like An Indian Aerosmith The Download Festival Performance
    Strange Fact
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    Hmmm….
    Ever notice how Johnny Depp and Steven Tyler,
    are never in the same place, at the same time?
    I think they may be the same person…

  24. Kate Walsh Cellulite Butt Bikini Boyfriend Chris Case Disgusted Face
    GrilledCheese
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    Gah, it doesnt look any better from the front than it did in the back…

  25. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    I think they look great. It’s just terribly unfortunate that they’re Kardashians. It cancels out their beauty.

  26. Dennis Rodman Womans Tank Top Sapphire Pool And Day Club
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    :Well…OK then. If you won’t suck my dick, will you suck my cigar?”

  27. David Hasselhoff Screaming Holding Bikini Bottoms Cannes Lions Festival Press Conference
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    “All right…which one of you fuckers stole my thong and left these in my locker?”

  28. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
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    I like her. Not for her music, but for her body. Her legs don’t look too bad, her ass is decent, and her tits are superb. Who gives a shit if she as dumb as a stump? I want to fuck her, not give her a quiz.

  29. Kelly Brook Naked Airbrushed Nipples Instagram
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    Is it really fair to humankind that there is a woman that beautiful in the world who only has to put forth minimal effort to look fantastic?

  30. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Book Signing
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    “Monica sucked his WHAT…???”

  31. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Book Signing
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    “I really don’t mind if Bill goes out for an occasional head job. Hell, I’M not gonna do it!”

  32. Jackie Chan John Cusack 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
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    “It mean ‘House Chow Mein — No substitution.’”

  33. Nicole Kidman Erect Nipple Frozen Bitchface 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
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    Best she’s looked in 10 years.

  34. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
    Elf
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    Is it just me, or are Donna Versace’s looks improving?

  35. Miley Cyrus Topless Panties Instagram
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    I think it’s about time she takes pix at her next gynecological exam and posts them on the internet so we can finally see all of her equipment. Then she can disappear.

  36. Lorenzo Lamas Grabbing Mans Boob Helicopter Tour Business Launch
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    Who the fuck wants to take a helicopter tour of Van Nuys?

  37. Mike Comrie Carrying Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
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    So they seem to be back together. I guess he got sick of jacking off.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Legs See Through Slit Dress DKNY Menswear Show Victoria Embankment
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    C’mon, Lindsay. Tits or get the fuck out.

  39. Prince William Kate Middleton Buckingham Palace Trooping The Colour Ceremony Queens Birthday
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    “William, I DO wish you’d stop wearing that clown suit.”

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top Instagram
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    Kim, you’re more fucked up that a schizophrenic in a fun house, but by gawd you still have a righteous pair of tits!

  41. Emma Watson Butt Tight Pants Open Back Shirt Boyfriend Matthew Janney
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    What a cute butt. I hope she doesn’t use it for shitting.

  42. Paz De La Huerta Cleavage Drinking Beer In Public
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    Pretty much close to almost passable.

  43. Peter Dinklage On Slide With Daughter
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    “Wait a second, Daddy. I’ll catch you.”

  44. David Hasselhoff Screaming Holding Bikini Bottoms Cannes Lions Festival Press Conference
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    “Who wears short shorts ? The Hoff does !”

  45. Jena Malone Midriff Derpface MuchMusic Video Awards
    dieter
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    it would appear that the girl in the top left is not a fan of ms malone.

  46. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Book Signing
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    “Please buy my book …. I’m broke !”

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet Cosmopolitan Seminar Cannes Lions
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    “Yes Matthew and I have a stable relationship”

  48. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
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    Lets see now, brand new bike, brand new never before worn shoes, brand new lycra unisuit.

    Yeah, she’s gonna get about 10 miles down the road and her entire body is going to turn into a giant blister.

  49. Peter Dinklage On Slide With Daughter
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    I’m aware that this is a dick comment but why in the world would a dwarf reproduce? I suppose he could have adopted, which is cool, but why would he pass down his little tiny genetic code?

  50. Peter Dinklage On Slide With Daughter
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    I may be mistaken, but dwarfism isn’t necessarily hereditary. Little people have been known to have full-sized children.

    • It’s not, but it can be. I went to school with two girls (sisters) who have a mother with dwarfism and it wasn’t passed down to them. I also know another person who married a dwarf and then had a dwarf daughter. I think it’s like a coin flip.

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