The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.16.14

June 16th, 2014 // 610 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an epic battle between everyone’s two favorite public drunks, The Hoff and Dennis Rodman. They’re both clearly shit-faced and handling women’s clothing, although Rodman is actually wearing it and frightening the shit out of a woman who’s probably gotten paid to do despicable things, so he wins. He wins. We’ve also got a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction (Well almost, that’s why she’s in here.), Miley Cyrus topless (Again, tossed in here because no labia.), and Kate Walsh, because in every picture of her, there’s always her boyfriend in the background saying “Oh jesus, I didn’t think anything could be worse than working in sales but if I have to go down on that one more time…” with his eyes.

I tossed a treat in at the end for you guys, yep there’s the door, I see it, I’m going,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Cleavage
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    Yep. Time has caught up to her. I still would,

  2. Kelly Brook Naked Airbrushed Nipples Instagram
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    That’s awesome! To bad she doesn’t look like that anymore.

  3. Ray J Bootsy Bellows
    buzz
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    He should have been hanging out with his non-threatening looking white friends last week . Trying to be hard for the brothas got him arrested.

  4. Ray J Bootsy Bellows
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    Angry Ginger gets around.

  5. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
    George P Burdell
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    At least one still has enough soul to look scared.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Legs See Through Slit Dress DKNY Menswear Show Victoria Embankment
    Flatliner
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    Must be one of those new tampons that you can change on the fly.

  7. Peter Dinklage On Slide With Daughter
    Chaz
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    I’m pretty sure the lady at the bottom is waiting to catch Mr. Dinklage.

  8. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
    George P Burdell
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    Walk of shame?

  9. Bethenny Frankel Struggling To Lift Bag Of Oranges
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    Those better be the only round, soft things she’s getting her hands on these days. Any man that would put his dick in that is fucking crazy.

  10. Nick Hogan DJing Hulk Hogan Flexing
    Cindi
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    Clearwater?!
    Is he now a Scientologist?

  11. Paz De La Huerta Cleavage Drinking Beer In Public
    buzz
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    Can you hang out at the park in NYC and drink beer? LOL

  12. Emma Watson Butt Tight Pants Open Back Shirt Boyfriend Matthew Janney
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    She should never dress herself. She’s really sexy, though.

  13. Kate Walsh Cellulite Butt Bikini Boyfriend Chris Case Disgusted Face
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    Maybe you should go with the next size up Kate.

  14. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Book Signing
    Cindi
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    Anyone have some Thorazine?

  15. Keanu Reeves Man Of Tai Chi Champs Elysees Film Festival
    Flatliner
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    Hmm, firm…like mutton.

  16. Jena Malone Midriff Derpface MuchMusic Video Awards
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    I always liked this chick. She was always cute.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet Cosmopolitan Seminar Cannes Lions
    Sandra
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    “No no Mane n Tail is the best shampoo to use. Much much better than Show Sheen for daily cleaning.”

  18. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
    anonymous
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    She actually looks cheerful here.

  19. Mike Comrie Carrying Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
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    There go Fish’s dreams out the window……

  20. January Jones Butt Flare Leg Pants
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    “This bags looks heav- Holy shit, did it just move?”

  21. Steven Tyler Dressed Like An Indian Aerosmith The Download Festival Performance
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    if you replaced him with a giant dreamcatcher, would anyone notice?

  22. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
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    Nice try using that angle to make it look like she has an ass.

  23. Ian Ziering Shirtless Bowtie Chippendales Guest Host
    Jentilly
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    Isn’t he like 50 now? That’s sad, poor Steve.

  24. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
    (Download Festival audience)
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    ♪♪ We’re not gonna take it…♪♪

  25. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    New York is great place to cling to guys and get material for her next album.

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet Cosmopolitan Seminar Cannes Lions
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    Holy shit, I thought this was an up skirt at first.

  27. Mike Comrie Carrying Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
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    Hilary’s rockin the black denimish pants again, imagine that.

  28. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
    anonymous
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    I remember when Kylie looked more like a mini-Khloe a couple years back. Her plastic surgeon has some talent.

  29. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    I would have a lot of fun with these two in a hotel room with a bag of cocaine and a machete.

  30. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
    Mr. Poop
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    I hate these whores.

  31. Ray J Bootsy Bellows
    Flatliner
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    Ray J’s tired of doing the pissing. Now he wants the red carpet treatment.

  32. Nick Jonas Tight T Shirt Heisenberg Hat
    Monsignor Nelson
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    “You have to be this tall to blow me.”

  33. Nick Hogan DJing Hulk Hogan Flexing
    Mr. Poop
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    Nick: Remember when I killed that guy?
    Hulk: Rock on, BROTHER!

  34. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
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    Would do Katy in a heartbeat and she can leave on the school girl skirt

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top Instagram
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    This should seal it; here’s your next “Mother of the Year.”

  36. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    Pride and Sloth Jenner.

  37. January Jones Butt Flare Leg Pants
    Flatliner
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    Looks like she had a shiver run down her spine. If so, ice cubes should be popping out of her ass any minute now.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Legs See Through Slit Dress DKNY Menswear Show Victoria Embankment
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    Someone forgot to use their safety line. That’s a long climb back out.

  39. Dennis Rodman Womans Tank Top Sapphire Pool And Day Club
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    I hope that pool is filled with hand sanitizer.

  40. Kelly Brook Naked Airbrushed Nipples Instagram
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    Nothing beat big, natural ta-tas before gravity takes ‘em down!

  41. Nick Jonas Tight T Shirt Heisenberg Hat
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    “I said ‘Down LOW’.”

  42. David Hasselhoff Screaming Holding Bikini Bottoms Cannes Lions Festival Press Conference
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    The back of his shirt says “JACK”.

  43. Peter Dinklage On Slide With Daughter
    Flatliner
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    Woody’s wondering why he can’t do that without getting arrested.

  44. Ian Ziering Shirtless Bowtie Chippendales Guest Host
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I just feel like there has to be a better way to make money. Didn’t the Jonas Bros. just fire their pool boy?

  45. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet Cosmopolitan Seminar Cannes Lions
    Cindi
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    I guess this is what comes from worrying whether your husband is drunk and driving with the kids.

  46. Kelly Bensimon Swimsuit
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    oh god

  47. Dennis Rodman Womans Tank Top Sapphire Pool And Day Club
    CK
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    “I’M NOT GAAAAY!”

  48. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
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    Contents of the backpack: Lip gloss and every book she’s read in her entire life.

  49. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    “Mothra O Mothra
    If we were to call for help
    Over time
    Over sea
    Like a wave you’d come
    Our guardian angel
    Mothra O Mothra
    Of forgotten kindness
    And ruined spirits
    We pray for the people’s
    Spirit as we sing
    This song of love.”

  50. Emma Watson Butt Tight Pants Open Back Shirt Boyfriend Matthew Janney
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    wow, I wouldve bet my life she was a lesbian

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