The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.16.14

June 16th, 2014 // 610 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an epic battle between everyone’s two favorite public drunks, The Hoff and Dennis Rodman. They’re both clearly shit-faced and handling women’s clothing, although Rodman is actually wearing it and frightening the shit out of a woman who’s probably gotten paid to do despicable things, so he wins. He wins. We’ve also got a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction (Well almost, that’s why she’s in here.), Miley Cyrus topless (Again, tossed in here because no labia.), and Kate Walsh, because in every picture of her, there’s always her boyfriend in the background saying “Oh jesus, I didn’t think anything could be worse than working in sales but if I have to go down on that one more time…” with his eyes.

I tossed a treat in at the end for you guys, yep there’s the door, I see it, I’m going,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Steven Tyler Dressed Like An Indian Aerosmith The Download Festival Performance
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    And zero fucks were given that day.

  2. Miley Cyrus Topless Panties Instagram
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    God… who the fuck cares, already.

  3. Kate Walsh Cellulite Butt Bikini Boyfriend Chris Case Disgusted Face
    Cock Dr
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    It’s not exactly the look of love there is it?

  4. Kellan Lutz Eating Toronto Food Fair
    yourmom
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    Are those cluster fucks?!?! I LOVE Cluster Fucks!!

  5. Ray J Bootsy Bellows
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    “Let me shake your hand, Ron Weasley!”

  6. Lorenzo Lamas Grabbing Mans Boob Helicopter Tour Business Launch
    Cock Dr
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    When you find a great set of moobs a smart person hangs on tight.

  7. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Cleavage
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    She used to be so hot. But her beauty slipped through my fingers.

  8. January Jones Butt Flare Leg Pants
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    Those pants are so far up her ass you can almost see the stick.

  9. Jackie Chan John Cusack 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
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    It’s very rare to be able to say “Nice melons” to an Asian chick in my experience. I take advantage to every opportunity.

  10. Ian Ziering Shirtless Bowtie Chippendales Guest Host
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    Anything to avoid working with Tara Reid in Sharknado II. Anything.

  11. Mike Comrie Carrying Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
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    I guess she sucked her way back in.

  12. Nicole Kidman Erect Nipple Frozen Bitchface 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
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    Fripples are in style right now.

  13. Bethenny Frankel Struggling To Lift Bag Of Oranges
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    The supermarket manager was skeptical at first, but Betheny turned out to be is best cash register girl.

  14. Kate Walsh Cellulite Butt Bikini Boyfriend Chris Case Disgusted Face
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    Crabs??? I thought you meant we were going to Red Lobster?

  15. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Legs See Through Slit Dress DKNY Menswear Show Victoria Embankment
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    Most people wait to masturbate in private, but I guess when the client is paying, he calls the tune.

  16. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Book Signing
    John Q.
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    Americas worst nightmare.

  17. Kate Walsh Cellulite Butt Bikini Boyfriend Chris Case Disgusted Face
    phantomduck
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    are you threatening me with that?

  18. Kate Walsh Cellulite Butt Bikini Boyfriend Chris Case Disgusted Face
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    Is that her pubic hair in her right hand? If so, his expression makes sense.

  19. Kate Walsh Cellulite Butt Bikini Boyfriend Chris Case Disgusted Face
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    Ever seen a man get his ass kicked with a loofa?

  20. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Legs See Through Slit Dress DKNY Menswear Show Victoria Embankment
    yourmom
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    So that’s how she gets out with the jewelry…. the old vagina suitcase trick. Just like Mary Poppin’s handbag…

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet Cosmopolitan Seminar Cannes Lions
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    Yes you see California Chrome is my cousin… not my brother.

  22. Steven Tyler Dressed Like An Indian Aerosmith The Download Festival Performance
    cuddles
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    Somewhere Dan Snyder’s screaming, “But if Steven Tyler can spit in the faces of Native Americans, why can’t I? At least mine’s for FOOTBALL!”

  23. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
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    How many pictures of her in bike shorts are we going to see while she bikes across America? It’s going to be a nice summer.

  24. Peter Dinklage On Slide With Daughter
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    I would rock the playground every goddamn day if they made them in my size.

  25. Prince William Kate Middleton Buckingham Palace Trooping The Colour Ceremony Queens Birthday
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    Pictured here are two techniques for being in a bukkake video, each with their own pros and cons.

  26. Nick Jonas Tight T Shirt Heisenberg Hat
    John Q.
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    Would anyone even recognize him without that stupid hat?

  27. Miley Cyrus Topless Panties Instagram
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    Is that a landing strip I see? I like it.

  28. Ian Ziering Shirtless Bowtie Chippendales Guest Host
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    RIP Chris Farley.

  29. Prince William Kate Middleton Buckingham Palace Trooping The Colour Ceremony Queens Birthday
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    Smell that? It’s my royal ass.

  30. Luci Ford Cleavage Tank Top Butt Panties Instagram
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    Silly girl… you don’t have to reheat Tic Tacs and Red Bull.

  31. Steven Tyler Dressed Like An Indian Aerosmith The Download Festival Performance
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    Nothing to see here. Moving on.

  32. Miley Cyrus Topless Panties Instagram
    buzz
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    Looks like she rockin’ a full Vanessa Hudgens’ bush these days which is surprising considering how often she pulls up on whatever she’s wearing.

  33. Nicole Kidman Erect Nipple Frozen Bitchface 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
    Flatliner
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    Bolt-ons and botox

  34. Mike Comrie Carrying Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
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    His legs are about to buckle.

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top Instagram
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    If they need more light, they can just burn her ass at the stake. Seriously, you’d be able to see that thing from space.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Legs See Through Slit Dress DKNY Menswear Show Victoria Embankment
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    Where will you be when your herpes flares up?

  37. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top Instagram
    John Q.
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    1 enormous ego
    100,000 people not caring

  38. Paz De La Huerta Cleavage Drinking Beer In Public
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    Seen here on her lunch break.

  39. Kate Walsh Cellulite Butt Bikini Boyfriend Chris Case Disgusted Face
    Flatliner
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    That’s when Fergie said ‘say hello to my little friend’.

  40. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Cleavage
    John Q.
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    Jesus. Am I wrong or has she has aged 25 years in the past 12 months?

  41. Luci Ford Cleavage Tank Top Butt Panties Instagram
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    She has no idea what the machine she’s leaning on does.

  42. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
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    Shirt back the fuck on, Ann Coulter.

  43. Tom Brady Whiffle Ball Bat Dodging Ball
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    He makes so many choices that do nothing for his image or reputation.

  44. Peter Dinklage On Slide With Daughter
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    I guess he didn’t go on any rides with her at Canada’s Wonderland either.

  45. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    The one on the left, “I’m 18 and doing a good job passing off as a model. Wanna see my vagina?”
    The one on the right, “I’m going to be fat, aren’t I?”

  46. Bethenny Frankel Struggling To Lift Bag Of Oranges
    John Q.
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    “These will look great in my chest when I get the old ones taken out.”

  47. Tom Brady Whiffle Ball Bat Dodging Ball
    Flatliner
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    Tom’s whiffle ball stinks.

  48. Bethenny Frankel Struggling To Lift Bag Of Oranges
    John Q.
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    Old Guy: “Lady, just give my my damn potato and spare us all the drama.”

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top Instagram
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    I’m surprised nobody threw a drink at her head. I’m disappointed in you, concert audience.

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top Instagram
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    So whose concert is she interrupting to pretend those people are there for her? It’s not Kanye– last I heard he can’t even fill the seats to his small venues.

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