The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.16.14

June 16th, 2014 // 610 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an epic battle between everyone’s two favorite public drunks, The Hoff and Dennis Rodman. They’re both clearly shit-faced and handling women’s clothing, although Rodman is actually wearing it and frightening the shit out of a woman who’s probably gotten paid to do despicable things, so he wins. He wins. We’ve also got a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction (Well almost, that’s why she’s in here.), Miley Cyrus topless (Again, tossed in here because no labia.), and Kate Walsh, because in every picture of her, there’s always her boyfriend in the background saying “Oh jesus, I didn’t think anything could be worse than working in sales but if I have to go down on that one more time…” with his eyes.

I tossed a treat in at the end for you guys, yep there’s the door, I see it, I’m going,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kelly Brook Naked Airbrushed Nipples Instagram
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    Holy fuck.

  2. Nick Hogan DJing Hulk Hogan Flexing
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    ♪♪ Crash like an Egyptian♪♪

  3. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Legs See Through Slit Dress DKNY Menswear Show Victoria Embankment
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    Scratching them crabs.

  4. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
    Flatliner
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    Just the latest in Kris’ kunt brigade.

  5. Kelly Brook Naked Airbrushed Nipples Instagram
    Keno
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    Gulp.

  6. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    “Does my sister make me look fat?”

  7. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
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    Wait, I think I heard gunfire.

  8. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    Nope. You’re not going to trick me into liking these baby succubi. This is one time I won’t listen to my penis.

  9. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    DON’T EVER WEAR SLAYER SHIRTS AGAIN YOU VAPID CUNTS!

  10. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
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    “Hey you there! Why do you keep yelling ‘Iggy Pop’?”

  11. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    The under-aged one is fucking with her face. She doesn’t look like herself anymore.

  12. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    Video Awards? No, no, no… surely they were there to pick up their Pulitzer Prize for Fiction. I mean, what greater fiction could there be than these two writing a book? Bravo, ladies.

  13. Dennis Rodman Womans Tank Top Sapphire Pool And Day Club
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    Everything in this picture is ugly.

  14. Kelly Brook Naked Airbrushed Nipples Instagram
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    She’s so hot it’s actually burned out the fear I have of what her boyfriend would do to me if he knew what I was thinking right now.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Legs See Through Slit Dress DKNY Menswear Show Victoria Embankment
    no standards
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    Biggest Moose Knuckle Ive ever seen in my life!

  16. David Hasselhoff Screaming Holding Bikini Bottoms Cannes Lions Festival Press Conference
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    “horf”

  17. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
    Mimi
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    That’s about right. Both dresses accentuate the vagina.

  18. David Hasselhoff Screaming Holding Bikini Bottoms Cannes Lions Festival Press Conference
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    Hoff does the “Not My Arms” challenge.

  19. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
    buzz
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    One is wearing slits- the other has it shaded on her dress but both are drawing attention to their vaginas. I guess it’s time to earn a little money to pay Kris’ bills.

  20. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
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    What’s with the oompa loompa hair?

  21. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
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    That skirt is not nearly short enough.

  22. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
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    Things Dee Snyder cannot stop: Rock and Roll, aging.

  23. Dennis Rodman Womans Tank Top Sapphire Pool And Day Club
    Mimi
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    My ex-girlfriend has that same top. Rodman wore it better.

  24. January Jones Butt Flare Leg Pants
    Dingleberry
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    No. Of course I don’t have Xander in this bag…it would be much smaller. This bag is for things that are important to me.

  25. Nicole Kidman Erect Nipple Frozen Bitchface 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
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    “The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
    Not a footprint to be seen.
    A kingdom of isolation,
    and it looks like I’m the Queen”

  26. Kellan Lutz Eating Toronto Food Fair
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    OMG’s and beer? What a sophisticated pairing.

  27. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
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    Where’s the photo of her getting out of the car? Paparazzi are getting lazy.

  28. Luci Ford Cleavage Tank Top Butt Panties Instagram
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    bitch, there ain’t no steam comin’ from those pots. don’t front.

  29. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
    Flatliner
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    I would rather listen to a Pomeranian bark but I would watch her shot-put anytime.

  30. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Book Signing
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    Bill went on thesuperficial.com again!?!?!

  31. Miley Cyrus Topless Panties Instagram
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    There’s Something About Miley.

  32. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
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    “Hey Doug, ya hoser, da two young hooers from da States are here, eh.”

  33. Prince William Kate Middleton Buckingham Palace Trooping The Colour Ceremony Queens Birthday
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    He forgot to tell her that flyovers scare the shit out of the palace pigeons.

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet Cosmopolitan Seminar Cannes Lions
    renotastic
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    Oh a horse is a horse, of course, of course.
    And no one can talk to a horse, of course.
    That is, of course, unless you’re very wealthy
    or influential in the entertainment industry.

  35. Kelly Brook Naked Airbrushed Nipples Instagram
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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Perfection!

  36. David Hasselhoff Screaming Holding Bikini Bottoms Cannes Lions Festival Press Conference
    Mimi
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    “And these are what I REALLY wanted to wear on Baywatch but the damn producers said NO!! I HAD SO MUCH MORE TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD!!!”

  37. Nicole Kidman Erect Nipple Frozen Bitchface 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
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    Her right tit is arching toward the warmth only the sun can provide.

  38. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Book Signing
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    LOL!

  39. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    completely sexless. like a young Aniston.

  40. Kendall Jenner Legs High Slit Dress Kylie Jenner Cleavage Legs Minidress MuchMusic Video Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Because panties are for poor people, and they interfere with the photos.

  41. Kelly Brook Naked Airbrushed Nipples Instagram
    troy
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    I’d let her blow me.

  42. Nick Jonas Tight T Shirt Heisenberg Hat
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    No photos, please. I’m on my way to see Zierling in Vegas.

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Veiny Feet Cosmopolitan Seminar Cannes Lions
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    She used to have much nicer hooves.

  44. Jackie Chan John Cusack 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
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    Nice melons.

  45. Kelly Brook Naked Airbrushed Nipples Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    I think Kelly just won todaze internet.

  46. Nicole Kidman Erect Nipple Frozen Bitchface 17th Shanghai International Film Festival Press Conference
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    looks like darth vader’s suit.

  47. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Book Signing
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    Your next president.

  48. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
    buzz
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    Still trying to relive those Clueless high school days. Even the cast of Clueless hasn’t brought the movie in a long time.

  49. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Legs See Through Slit Dress DKNY Menswear Show Victoria Embankment
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    Ladies, if you’re going to scratch yourselves, don’t wear a see through skirt.

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top Instagram
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    There’s never an evil eye of Sauron atop the distant tower in the background when you need one.

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