Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where the weekend’s paparazzi leavings have taught us that looking awkward while standing beside a beautiful woman is the 2nd most common trait between Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest, the teenage dreams of this Chris Brown fan came to life as he shoved her away from himself, and in case you were wondering, yes, it is exactly this easy for guys like Joe Manganiello.
Okay, fine, Salma Hayek, I will watch Grown Ups 2, but you’re going to have to convince everyone else in the theater that I always get aroused by Rob Schneider’s crazy hairdos. It’s my gift, my curse,
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Well, the X-Ray specs ended up not being worth all the Bazooka Joe wrappers I collected.
Julianne Hough: 1
Miley Cyrus: 0
No worries everyone – Spiderman is here!
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Boobs aside…they’re making a Grown Ups 2?…..
Whoooooooooore
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That is all.
Is it just me, or is this the same pose that is in the “Bigfoot” video?
I didn’t know he was playing Dr. Zeus in the next Planet of the Apes sequel.
It’s like he’s made up of mutually antagonistic parts.
Fock dad, I told you a thousand toyms – moind the focking claws!!
Jeez Hugh, I’d have those calf veins checked…
Yeah, the bad movies are a bummer because I like the guy. He can actually act, but I think he just takes crappy movies for the easy pay to chill and hit the bong.
As as Lesbo Diablo K RICA YUM!
“You know what’s really funny? Some people actually thought that I was Miley Cyrus from far away. Do these look like beaver teeth to you?”
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt?