The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.11.12

June 11th, 2012 // 534 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where the weekend’s paparazzi leavings have taught us that looking awkward while standing beside a beautiful woman is the 2nd most common trait between Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest, the teenage dreams of this Chris Brown fan came to life as he shoved her away from himself, and in case you were wondering, yes, it is exactly this easy for guys like Joe Manganiello.

Okay, fine, Salma Hayek, I will watch Grown Ups 2, but you’re going to have to convince everyone else in the theater that I always get aroused by Rob Schneider’s crazy hairdos. It’s my gift, my curse,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Brittney Palmer Bikini
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    Well, the X-Ray specs ended up not being worth all the Bazooka Joe wrappers I collected.

  2. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
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    Julianne Hough: 1
    Miley Cyrus: 0

  3. Tobey Maguire Emo Peter Parker Hair
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    No worries everyone – Spiderman is here!
    ………

  4. Salma Hayek Cleavage Yoga Pants Grown Ups 2
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    Boobs aside…they’re making a Grown Ups 2?…..

  5. LeAnn Rimes Skinny Legs Short Shorts Scarf
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    Whoooooooooore

  6. David Beckham Moustache Goatee Soccer Ball Crotch
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/12/KFC-limassol-340_258.png[/img]
    That is all.

  7. Naomi Campbell Bikini Butt
    zippythewonderslug
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    Is it just me, or is this the same pose that is in the “Bigfoot” video?

  8. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
    zippythewonderslug
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    I didn’t know he was playing Dr. Zeus in the next Planet of the Apes sequel.

  9. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Tank Top Rolled Up Jeans
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    It’s like he’s made up of mutually antagonistic parts.

  10. Hugh Jackman Son Oscar
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    Fock dad, I told you a thousand toyms – moind the focking claws!!

  11. Hugh Jackman Son Oscar
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    Jeez Hugh, I’d have those calf veins checked…

  12. Brendan Fraser
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    Yeah, the bad movies are a bummer because I like the guy. He can actually act, but I think he just takes crappy movies for the easy pay to chill and hit the bong.

  13. Salma Hayek Cleavage Yoga Pants Grown Ups 2
    Eliin321
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    As as Lesbo Diablo K RICA YUM!

  14. Brittney Palmer Bikini
    sassy
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    “You know what’s really funny? Some people actually thought that I was Miley Cyrus from far away. Do these look like beaver teeth to you?”

  15. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
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    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt?

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