Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where the weekend’s paparazzi leavings have taught us that looking awkward while standing beside a beautiful woman is the 2nd most common trait between Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest, the teenage dreams of this Chris Brown fan came to life as he shoved her away from himself, and in case you were wondering, yes, it is exactly this easy for guys like Joe Manganiello.
Okay, fine, Salma Hayek, I will watch Grown Ups 2, but you’re going to have to convince everyone else in the theater that I always get aroused by Rob Schneider’s crazy hairdos. It’s my gift, my curse,
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Let’s play spot the black guy that was thoroughly unimpressed with the spiderman franchise.
Coincidence?
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That’s the first thing i thought of too.
Wait…they look like my parents. WTF?
Is the kid’s mother Bob Dylan?
I think his mother is Will Smith
I’m seeing some Gilbert Gottfried in that mix. In any event, the idea of Gilbert shtupping Wolverine’s missus amuses me.
Argh, beaten to the punch.
If you can attain a certain age you can get away with a lot.
Wait…I didn’t know she was tranny. WTF?
Look! Does my maid’s son have a beard? That should finally prove that he is not mine.
When you think of the things he’s done, like dancing around outside the hundreth floor of the Burj Khalifa and yet he’d give it all to be allowed one go on a roller coaster
He’s turning into a goofyface. What a shame.
Looks like the Colonel’s been eating his own chicken
Nice job disguising themselves as tourists. I still can’t tell they’re celebrities.
“How do I keep getting acting jobs? Ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaa….I honestly have no idea!”
Definitely the clearest photograph of Bigfoot to date.
If I were King of the Foressssssssst!
Put ‘em up, Put ‘em up!
Have you seen Leo lately? Clearly this is what happens to man who has been unceremoniously dumped by Blake Lively. Take this as a lesson Reynolds.
I can’t see any parts of her that are little.
Whole Lotta Sole / Pile Of Carp
I was expecting courtney love from the thumbnail. Made way more sense.
Wait…She’s clearly not famous enough for a stylist. WTF?
“And I told Head and Shoulders they could kiss me freakin’ arse! I ain’t washing my hair every year just to sell their freakin’ shampoo!”
Freakin’?
Worst. Impression. Ever.
I’m sure she thought those lame tats were cool and edgy at the time. But there is no excuse for the ill fitting mismatched bikini. FAIL
But boobs go with everything
You say ill-fitting? I think she looks HOT. So what if the colors don’t match. Hopefully she won’t be wearing it any more anyway.
She has the legs of a Carrie Underwood but she also has the face of a Renee Zellwegger.
I’ve seen better legs than that on a BBQ.
Like a BBQ grill ?
Or like BBQed chicken ?
I mentioned nothing about a chicken.
New Brandi Lite – Same taste, half the calories
I would still.
No. No, you wouldn’t. Please.
so when did he become mexican
Tits McGee!
Nice sumo wrestling diaper.
see? she doesn’t have an eating disorder. She has a wearing all her sweaters at once, in June, to hide the fact that she’s not eating disorder.
if ever anyone needed a stylist….
None shall pass!
I see what you did there Beckham
How queer
She actually used to be pretty until she started with the plastic surgery.
At least Halle Berry gives a shit.
Geez, Eddie Murphy…has it really come to this?
I see they gave Tom Cruise the heels again.
No, I think his crew carries a stepper to these events.
Wait…I thought Marc Jacobs was off drugs. WTF?
I think she could use the number of Megan Fox’s tatoo removal place..
Muy Caliente
I bet she’s dewy.
Right this way, Ms. Kelly…you may leave your clothing on the chair right there.
Nope, you don’t want to use those phallic chess pieces…they’ve already been tainted by the Kardashians!
I thought the Kids in the Hall died out years ago.
♫ Terriers are my very favorite breed… ♪
these are the daves i know i know these are the daves i know
Whatever bet that lady made, I hope it was for real money.
I see they’re already casting for the role of “Plastic Man” for “Marvel’s The Avengers 2″.
plastic man is owned by DC comics. Marvel has Mr.Fantastic although it would be interesting to see Mr.Fantastic as an avenger.
It’s a scooner!
You dumb bastard!
That’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat!
It’s one of these new banana dresses that you can just peel off. (Actually…runs to patent office.)
This is what Janet Jackson would look like if she didn’t come down with a case of anorexia every other year.
I have to give her credit. Who knew Salma was still that tight?
Look at ze size of my vatch. No, look ad it.
Okay, who took his stapler?
Was it the swingline model?
Its not a red swingline, is it?