The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.11.12

June 11th, 2012 // 534 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where the weekend’s paparazzi leavings have taught us that looking awkward while standing beside a beautiful woman is the 2nd most common trait between Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest, the teenage dreams of this Chris Brown fan came to life as he shoved her away from himself, and in case you were wondering, yes, it is exactly this easy for guys like Joe Manganiello.

Okay, fine, Salma Hayek, I will watch Grown Ups 2, but you’re going to have to convince everyone else in the theater that I always get aroused by Rob Schneider’s crazy hairdos. It’s my gift, my curse,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tobey Maguire Emo Peter Parker Hair
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Let’s play spot the black guy that was thoroughly unimpressed with the spiderman franchise.

  2. Naomi Campbell Bikini Butt
    Wash Me
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  3. Pierce Brosnan Emma Thompson Laughing
    Vic
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    Wait…they look like my parents. WTF?

  4. Hugh Jackman Son Oscar
    Throjo
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    Is the kid’s mother Bob Dylan?

  5. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
    Cock Dr
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    If you can attain a certain age you can get away with a lot.

  6. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Vic
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    Wait…I didn’t know she was tranny. WTF?

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee
    MarkM
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    Look! Does my maid’s son have a beard? That should finally prove that he is not mine.

  8. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    When you think of the things he’s done, like dancing around outside the hundreth floor of the Burj Khalifa and yet he’d give it all to be allowed one go on a roller coaster

  9. David Beckham Moustache Goatee Soccer Ball Crotch
    Cock Dr
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    He’s turning into a goofyface. What a shame.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Looks like the Colonel’s been eating his own chicken

  11. Pierce Brosnan Emma Thompson Laughing
    Cock Dr
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    Nice job disguising themselves as tourists. I still can’t tell they’re celebrities.

  12. Brendan Fraser
    MarkM
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    “How do I keep getting acting jobs? Ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaa….I honestly have no idea!”

  13. Naomi Campbell Bikini Butt
    MarkM
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    Definitely the clearest photograph of Bigfoot to date.

  14. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
    MarkM
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    If I were King of the Foressssssssst!

    Put ‘em up, Put ‘em up!

  15. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Tank Top Rolled Up Jeans
    Keke
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    Have you seen Leo lately? Clearly this is what happens to man who has been unceremoniously dumped by Blake Lively. Take this as a lesson Reynolds.

  16. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
    MarkM
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    I can’t see any parts of her that are little.

  17. Brendan Fraser
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Whole Lotta Sole / Pile Of Carp

  18. Katy Perry Buttcheeks Upskirt Tights Drunk
    Jill
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    I was expecting courtney love from the thumbnail. Made way more sense.

  19. Melissa Satta Bikini
    Vic
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    Wait…She’s clearly not famous enough for a stylist. WTF?

  20. Russell Brand Richard Arnold
    MarkM
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    “And I told Head and Shoulders they could kiss me freakin’ arse! I ain’t washing my hair every year just to sell their freakin’ shampoo!”

  21. Melissa Satta Bikini
    Rye
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    I’m sure she thought those lame tats were cool and edgy at the time. But there is no excuse for the ill fitting mismatched bikini. FAIL

  22. LeAnn Rimes Skinny Legs Short Shorts Scarf
    DeucePickle
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    She has the legs of a Carrie Underwood but she also has the face of a Renee Zellwegger.

  23. LeAnn Rimes Skinny Legs Short Shorts Scarf
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    New Brandi Lite – Same taste, half the calories

  24. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
    Jill
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    I would still.

  25. David Beckham Moustache Goatee Soccer Ball Crotch
    neo
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    so when did he become mexican

  26. Salma Hayek Cleavage Yoga Pants Grown Ups 2
    Lita
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    Tits McGee!

  27. Naomi Campbell Bikini Butt
    Lita
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    Nice sumo wrestling diaper.

  28. LeAnn Rimes Skinny Legs Short Shorts Scarf
    Jill
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    see? she doesn’t have an eating disorder. She has a wearing all her sweaters at once, in June, to hide the fact that she’s not eating disorder.

  29. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
    Lita
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    None shall pass!

  30. David Beckham Moustache Goatee Soccer Ball Crotch
    Jill
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    I see what you did there Beckham

  31. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    How queer

  32. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
    Lita
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    She actually used to be pretty until she started with the plastic surgery.

  33. Holly Robinson Peete Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    At least Halle Berry gives a shit.

  34. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
    The Brown Streak
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    Geez, Eddie Murphy…has it really come to this?

  35. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
    The Brown Streak
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    I see they gave Tom Cruise the heels again.

  36. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Tank Top Rolled Up Jeans
    Rye
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    Wait…I thought Marc Jacobs was off drugs. WTF?

  37. Brittney Palmer Bikini
    electricgrl
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    I think she could use the number of Megan Fox’s tatoo removal place..

  38. Salma Hayek Cleavage Yoga Pants Grown Ups 2
    Bonky
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    Muy Caliente

  39. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
    cc
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    I bet she’s dewy.

  40. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
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    Right this way, Ms. Kelly…you may leave your clothing on the chair right there.

  41. Katy Perry Buttcheeks Upskirt Tights Drunk
    The Brown Streak
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    Nope, you don’t want to use those phallic chess pieces…they’ve already been tainted by the Kardashians!

  42. Tobey Maguire Emo Peter Parker Hair
    The Brown Streak
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    I thought the Kids in the Hall died out years ago.

  43. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
    cc
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    Whatever bet that lady made, I hope it was for real money.

  44. Brendan Fraser
    Bonky
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    I see they’re already casting for the role of “Plastic Man” for “Marvel’s The Avengers 2″.

    • EmmaWatson's Vagina

      plastic man is owned by DC comics. Marvel has Mr.Fantastic although it would be interesting to see Mr.Fantastic as an avenger.

  45. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Tank Top Rolled Up Jeans
    The Brown Streak
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    It’s a scooner!

  46. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
    cc
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    It’s one of these new banana dresses that you can just peel off. (Actually…runs to patent office.)

  47. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
    Cock Dr
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    This is what Janet Jackson would look like if she didn’t come down with a case of anorexia every other year.

  48. Salma Hayek Cleavage Yoga Pants Grown Ups 2
    The Brown Streak
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    I have to give her credit. Who knew Salma was still that tight?

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee
    cc
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    Look at ze size of my vatch. No, look ad it.

  50. Brendan Fraser
    The Brown Streak
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    Okay, who took his stapler?

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