The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.11.12

June 11th, 2012 // 534 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where the weekend’s paparazzi leavings have taught us that looking awkward while standing beside a beautiful woman is the 2nd most common trait between Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest, the teenage dreams of this Chris Brown fan came to life as he shoved her away from himself, and in case you were wondering, yes, it is exactly this easy for guys like Joe Manganiello.

Okay, fine, Salma Hayek, I will watch Grown Ups 2, but you’re going to have to convince everyone else in the theater that I always get aroused by Rob Schneider’s crazy hairdos. It’s my gift, my curse,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Tank Top Rolled Up Jeans
    neo_v
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    douche

  2. Russell Brand Richard Arnold
    Smapdi
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    The fetid stench from Brand’s armpit is no doubt bad enough, but to have his moist garlicky breath assault you at the same time . . .

  3. David Beckham Moustache Goatee Soccer Ball Crotch
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    David, I uh… I don’t know how to say this… but… that’s not a soccer ball…

  4. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
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    What, are they remaking Boogie Nights? I should disapprove on general principle, but somehow, I can’t.

  5. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
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    When did she turn into the black Snooki?

  6. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
    neo_v
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    “lil” Kim?

  7. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
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    yes.

  8. Joe Manganiello
    neo_v
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    10 bucks he banged her after the interview

  9. LeAnn Rimes Skinny Legs Short Shorts Scarf
    JPC
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    That injured leg might have taken her out of the running at Belmont, but at least it seems she’s taking it well.

  10. Russell Brand Richard Arnold
    Minky Wail
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    “I’m tellin’ ya, it was a right brilliant move. Did you see that snap of her arse from outside Cirque Du Soir?”

  11. Katy Perry Buttcheeks Upskirt Tights Drunk
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I want this to turn me on. I really do. But I know what face lurks on the other side of that.

    • Cock Dr

      We really don’t know who’s on the other side of that ass.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        that’s true, doc. maybe I’ll stare at this again for a while and see if i can get a tuggable erection out of it.

      • Cock Dr

        Beefy, the internet is your playground and yet you would waste time struggling over this crappy photo?

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        I’m trying to get it all jerked off to. The internet. I’ve already got all the good stuff and the bad stuff done. Now, I’m struggling through half assed upskirts of mediocre bitches.

      • That’s a sad state to be in. You jerked your way through to the otherside.

      • Cock Dr

        I guess I admire the ambition.
        Drink lots of fluids; stay rested. It must be hard to keep up with it all. Good luck.

      • It’s her. Not sure if that helps or hinders…
        [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/11/katy-perry-340_578.jpg[/img]

  12. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    She doesn’t need a cone bra; her breasts do that on their own.

  13. Constantine Maroulis Tuxedo Tony awards
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    Dude, looks like a pedophile/magician version of Jimmy Fallon…

  14. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
    Lunch
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    Grandpa escaped

  15. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
    Vic
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    Minka Cankles

  16. Katy Perry Buttcheeks Upskirt Tights Drunk
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    Geez, can we put an end already to these pictures of Snook—whoa. Really?

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee
    Minky Wail
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    “The beard? Liquid metal.”

  18. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
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    Someone keep any eye out so the Miami cannibal doesn’t get him.

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee
    jason
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    do you like gladiator movies?

  20. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
    Vic
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    Wait…I thought Chris Brown already knocked Rhianna into next week? WTF

  21. Salma Hayek Cleavage Yoga Pants Grown Ups 2
    MRF
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    Grown Ups 2, indeed.

  22. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
    Vic
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    Wait…I thought the Top Gun wax museum closed down in the 90s. WTF?

  23. Brendan Fraser
    MRF
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    Mr. Belding 2.0

  24. Salma Hayek Cleavage Yoga Pants Grown Ups 2
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    Between her and the chick in the cheerleader costume last week, I suspect that the hotness of the women being cast is in inverse proportion to the quality of the comedy. Or, “Damn, this movie’s lame. Let’s get some tits up there so nobody notices.”

  25. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
    MRF
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    Pervy Claus.

  26. Brittney Palmer Bikini
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I keep forgetting where the “submit random pictures of random chicks” button is on this website. I’ve got some good ones to upload.

    • kimmykimkim

      Hey! We get random chicks all the time! We don’t need more! Lock ‘em up in your spank bank, Beef!

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee
    Vic
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    Wait…I thought Harvey Keitel was shorter. WTF?

  28. LeAnn Rimes Skinny Legs Short Shorts Scarf
    your mom
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    Look at those thighs… what a cow. Someone call Jenny!!

  29. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
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    Let me get this straight…. HE’s got a bodyguard to protect himself from HER..?!?

    • Blech

      We’re thinking along the same lines.

      This asshole doesn’t fight fair. It’s totally OK for him to give women black eyes. But when women want to rearrange his face he finds it unacceptable.

      Asshole.

  30. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
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    “…and may the odds be ever in your favor.”

  31. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
    NG
    Commented on this photo:

    I refuse to hit that! I have my standards!

  32. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    “OMG – Chris, would you please hit me with this phone?!?! Here, pretend like I peeped it…. I LOVE YOU!!!!”

  33. Melissa Satta Bikini
    Hume
    Commented on this photo:

    “Knock knock”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Melissa Satta”
    “Melissa Satta who?”
    “Melissa Satta OnMyLap please.”

  34. Naomi Campbell Bikini Butt
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    At least she dances well with lizards.

  35. Naomi Campbell Bikini Butt
    Vic
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    Wait…I always get her and Chris Brown confused. WTF?

  36. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
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    It’s ironic that this was taken at an LGBT Pride event, because this is the kind of picture those “Pray Away the Gay” camps use to scare lesbians straight.

  37. Jessica Chastain Breasts See Through Dress Tony Awards
    Alison
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    She really needs to tap into her potential Dr. Beverly Crusher-type hotness.

  38. Salma Hayek Cleavage Yoga Pants Grown Ups 2
    The Old Man
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    Ya. I’m gonna watch that one.

  39. Russell Brand Richard Arnold
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    Notice how Russell’s scarf matches the other guy’s collar liner. These two were made for each other, I tell ya.

  40. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee
    Hugh Jazz
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    I call it “el Salvador de sabor.”

  41. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
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    What i wouldn’t give to see Seacrest and Tom slap fight each other to win the nipple of this fair maiden.

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee
    DeucePickle
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    It’s pronounced, “diabeedus”

  43. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Ladies, two things you don’t do: Peep phones and run up on a dude while he’s tryin’ to grab at his dick, yo’. That’s how you end up getting hit, your head bashed into the car door, and bitten. That’s hipster douche thug life, for real. You gotta respect that shit and know your place, ‘fore I have to set you back in it.

  44. Joe Manganiello
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    Is this guy another Hamm or Skarsgård? I can’t help but notice that his mere presence is making that woman’s outfit undress itself.

    • Jill

      That sounds like a Skarsgard to me. Hamm tend to cause the ladies to rip off their own clothing, in a Skarsgard situation it just comes off by itself. More Rapey, if you will.

  45. Katy Perry Buttcheeks Upskirt Tights Drunk
    DeucePickle
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    All i know for sure is that it isn’t Deena Cortese.

  46. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
    Bilvis
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    lil noise from her thighs when she walks

  47. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    Bikinis and necklaces. You’re doing it wrong.

  48. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
    Throjo
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    Looks like Kiefer just burst into the room drunk as a skuk.

  49. Naomi Campbell Bikini Butt
    Wash Me
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    Coincidence?

    [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/58g1s.jpg[/IMG]

  50. Jessica Chastain Breasts See Through Dress Tony Awards
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    Wow, Jessica Chastain just does not photograph wel—whoops, I take it all back.

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