Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where the weekend’s paparazzi leavings have taught us that looking awkward while standing beside a beautiful woman is the 2nd most common trait between Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest, the teenage dreams of this Chris Brown fan came to life as he shoved her away from himself, and in case you were wondering, yes, it is exactly this easy for guys like Joe Manganiello.
Okay, fine, Salma Hayek, I will watch Grown Ups 2, but you’re going to have to convince everyone else in the theater that I always get aroused by Rob Schneider’s crazy hairdos. It’s my gift, my curse,
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The fetid stench from Brand’s armpit is no doubt bad enough, but to have his moist garlicky breath assault you at the same time . . .
David, I uh… I don’t know how to say this… but… that’s not a soccer ball…
What, are they remaking Boogie Nights? I should disapprove on general principle, but somehow, I can’t.
When did she turn into the black Snooki?
“lil” Kim?
yes.
10 bucks he banged her after the interview
That injured leg might have taken her out of the running at Belmont, but at least it seems she’s taking it well.
“I’m tellin’ ya, it was a right brilliant move. Did you see that snap of her arse from outside Cirque Du Soir?”
I want this to turn me on. I really do. But I know what face lurks on the other side of that.
We really don’t know who’s on the other side of that ass.
that’s true, doc. maybe I’ll stare at this again for a while and see if i can get a tuggable erection out of it.
Beefy, the internet is your playground and yet you would waste time struggling over this crappy photo?
I’m trying to get it all jerked off to. The internet. I’ve already got all the good stuff and the bad stuff done. Now, I’m struggling through half assed upskirts of mediocre bitches.
That’s a sad state to be in. You jerked your way through to the otherside.
I guess I admire the ambition.
Drink lots of fluids; stay rested. It must be hard to keep up with it all. Good luck.
It’s her. Not sure if that helps or hinders…
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She doesn’t need a cone bra; her breasts do that on their own.
Dude, looks like a pedophile/magician version of Jimmy Fallon…
That’s who I thought it was, from the thumbnail. :)
Jaime Fallon
Grandpa escaped
Minka Cankles
As gorgeous as she is, she gets a pass on any alleged physical limitations she may or may not have.
Geez, can we put an end already to these pictures of Snook—whoa. Really?
LOL, thats exactly who I thought it was
“The beard? Liquid metal.”
Someone keep any eye out so the Miami cannibal doesn’t get him.
do you like gladiator movies?
Wait…I thought Chris Brown already knocked Rhianna into next week? WTF
Grown Ups 2, indeed.
Wait…I thought the Top Gun wax museum closed down in the 90s. WTF?
Mr. Belding 2.0
Between her and the chick in the cheerleader costume last week, I suspect that the hotness of the women being cast is in inverse proportion to the quality of the comedy. Or, “Damn, this movie’s lame. Let’s get some tits up there so nobody notices.”
Wait for DVD or download it off the internet. Fast forward through crappy parts to reach cheerleader and Salma. Problem solved.
In the meantime, I’m just going to watch Desperado again.
and why is that a problem?
Pervy Claus.
I keep forgetting where the “submit random pictures of random chicks” button is on this website. I’ve got some good ones to upload.
Hey! We get random chicks all the time! We don’t need more! Lock ‘em up in your spank bank, Beef!
Wait…I thought Harvey Keitel was shorter. WTF?
Look at those thighs… what a cow. Someone call Jenny!!
Let me get this straight…. HE’s got a bodyguard to protect himself from HER..?!?
We’re thinking along the same lines.
This asshole doesn’t fight fair. It’s totally OK for him to give women black eyes. But when women want to rearrange his face he finds it unacceptable.
Asshole.
“…and may the odds be ever in your favor.”
I refuse to hit that! I have my standards!
“OMG – Chris, would you please hit me with this phone?!?! Here, pretend like I peeped it…. I LOVE YOU!!!!”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Melissa Satta”
“Melissa Satta who?”
“Melissa Satta OnMyLap please.”
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Melissa Satta.
Shut up and suck my dick.
Suck your little dick? That would be like giving a whale a Tic-Tac.
At least she dances well with lizards.
Wait…I always get her and Chris Brown confused. WTF?
It’s ironic that this was taken at an LGBT Pride event, because this is the kind of picture those “Pray Away the Gay” camps use to scare lesbians straight.
She really needs to tap into her potential Dr. Beverly Crusher-type hotness.
Ya. I’m gonna watch that one.
Notice how Russell’s scarf matches the other guy’s collar liner. These two were made for each other, I tell ya.
I call it “el Salvador de sabor.”
What i wouldn’t give to see Seacrest and Tom slap fight each other to win the nipple of this fair maiden.
I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for that fight. Neither one is interested in the prize.
They might like to duel Greco-Roman style. With lots of baby oil.
It’s pronounced, “diabeedus”
Ladies, two things you don’t do: Peep phones and run up on a dude while he’s tryin’ to grab at his dick, yo’. That’s how you end up getting hit, your head bashed into the car door, and bitten. That’s hipster douche thug life, for real. You gotta respect that shit and know your place, ‘fore I have to set you back in it.
Is this guy another Hamm or Skarsgård? I can’t help but notice that his mere presence is making that woman’s outfit undress itself.
That sounds like a Skarsgard to me. Hamm tend to cause the ladies to rip off their own clothing, in a Skarsgard situation it just comes off by itself. More Rapey, if you will.
All i know for sure is that it isn’t Deena Cortese.
lil noise from her thighs when she walks
Bikinis and necklaces. You’re doing it wrong.
It’s not a necklace, it’s a ripcord.
Looks like Kiefer just burst into the room drunk as a skuk.
Coincidence?
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Wow, Jessica Chastain just does not photograph wel—whoops, I take it all back.
a lot of problem is the flash blasts thru her translucent skin.