The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.11.12
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where the weekend’s paparazzi leavings have taught us that looking awkward while standing beside a beautiful woman is the 2nd most common trait between Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest, the teenage dreams of this Chris Brown fan came to life as he shoved her away from himself, and in case you were wondering, yes, it is exactly this easy for guys like Joe Manganiello.
Okay, fine, Salma Hayek, I will watch Grown Ups 2, but you’re going to have to convince everyone else in the theater that I always get aroused by Rob Schneider’s crazy hairdos. It’s my gift, my curse,
– Photo Boy