The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.11.12

June 11th, 2012 // 534 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where the weekend’s paparazzi leavings have taught us that looking awkward while standing beside a beautiful woman is the 2nd most common trait between Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest, the teenage dreams of this Chris Brown fan came to life as he shoved her away from himself, and in case you were wondering, yes, it is exactly this easy for guys like Joe Manganiello.

Okay, fine, Salma Hayek, I will watch Grown Ups 2, but you’re going to have to convince everyone else in the theater that I always get aroused by Rob Schneider’s crazy hairdos. It’s my gift, my curse,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Tank Top Rolled Up Jeans
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    Wow.

  2. LeAnn Rimes Skinny Legs Short Shorts Scarf
    alex
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    Seriously you guys, I’m fiiiiiiiiine. Get this girl some help ASAP

  3. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
    Minky Wail
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    Apparently she even beards when she’s not out with Seacrest.

  4. Brendan Fraser
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    Everything about this guy is pure suck:

    George of the Jungle
    All of the Mummy movies
    Encino Man

  5. Naomi Campbell Bikini Butt
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    If you’re ever confronted with Naomi Campbell, do not make eye contact and slowly move away from her walking backwards with eyes cast downward.

  6. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
    ahhuh
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    crabs again

  7. Pierce Brosnan Emma Thompson Laughing
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    He smiles like a golfer.

  8. Brendan Fraser
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    Oh… I’m having flashbacks to 8th grade and my “George of the Jungle” obsession. What a distant memory!

  9. LeAnn Rimes Skinny Legs Short Shorts Scarf
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    Ewww

  10. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
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    How cold is it in LA?

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger Goatee
    Deacon Jones
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    Shave that shit, Arnie

  12. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
    Visible Ink
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    Those are some weapons grade titanium forged hard nipples. Kudos.

  13. Joe Manganiello
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    I don’t know what that outfit’s about, but it doesn’t even matter… “Magic Mike” needs to come out ASAP.

  14. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
    it had to be said
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    Bitch’s about to get the right uppercut. I think he likes her.

  15. David Beckham Moustache Goatee Soccer Ball Crotch
    ahhuh
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    big ball

  16. Katy Perry Buttcheeks Upskirt Tights Drunk
    Dick Hell
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    He could have the celebrity upskirt shot of a lifetime but even after two weeks on his knees this intrepid paparazzi would rather wait for the dog pissing shot of a lifetime. You have to admire his dedication.

  17. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Julianne could have gone ahead and worn a bra. Tom Thumb isn’t appreciating her free-and-easy bosoms.

  18. Katy Perry Buttcheeks Upskirt Tights Drunk
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    I call BS. How can you tell it’s Katy without looking to see if the funbags are there?

  19. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
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    It’s a testament to the fall of this society when a punch is requested as an autograph…

  20. Katy Perry Buttcheeks Upskirt Tights Drunk
    it had to be said
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    I see Paris, I see France . . . uh, Katy? Something’s missing.

  21. Tom Cruise Julianne Hough Nipples Tight Dress
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    Tom doesn’t like to be poked….

  22. Hugh Jackman Son Oscar
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    Wasn’t there a “Friends” episode that dealt with this?

  23. Tobey Maguire Emo Peter Parker Hair
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    I may be drunk, Madam, but in the morning I will be sober. You’ll still be ugly.

  24. Ilary Blasi Bikini Butt
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    very very nice….

  25. Penn Badgley Scruffy Beard Tank Top Rolled Up Jeans
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    Dude looks like a Croatian electronics salesman…

  26. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
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    The girl must have led a blessed life if its flashing before her eyes brought such a smile to her face.

  27. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
    Minky Wail
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    Because when it come to accepting yourself as you are, nobody says it like a blonde haired , blue eyed, white skinned black woman.

  28. Salma Hayek Cleavage Yoga Pants Grown Ups 2
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    Looks like she’s gonna need my help carrying the luggage up them stairs.

  29. Naomi Campbell Bikini Butt
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    Is Naomi Campbell gonna have to beat a bitch with a cell phone?

  30. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
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    Those are some red shoes in the background.

  31. Salma Hayek Cleavage Yoga Pants Grown Ups 2
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    I would shake my head between those Maracas until they popped…

  32. Naomi Campbell Bikini Butt
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    I would not like any Naomi Campbell soup.

  33. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
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    Thought it was Fergie in the thumbnail. Same difference I guess.

  34. Brendan Fraser
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    On the one hand, he seems like a very nice person.. On the other, he looks like someone still on the short bus past the age of 40…

  35. David Beckham Moustache Goatee Soccer Ball Crotch
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    You KNOW Victoria doesn’t tolerate that.

  36. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
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    Gandalf, get back to work.

  37. Donald Sutherland Beard Long Hair Medal Of Commander In Arts And Letters
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    luv this guy

  38. Russell Brand Richard Arnold
    Abby Normal
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    There is nothing quite like that sense of anticipation preceding a big sloppy wet kiss from Cracker-Jack Jesus. Well, maybe food poisoning.

  39. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
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    That kick has to be hell on her nutsack.

  40. Joe Manganiello
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    I guess Localities TV hires strippers as interviewers?

  41. Russell Brand Richard Arnold
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    “Oh shit, this dude’s about to kiss me.”

  42. Lil Kim Bodysuit Legs High Kick
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    Is Timon on the drums?

  43. Minka Kelly Nipples Cleavage
    neo_v
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    that purse is hiding the Jeter gift-bag

  44. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Dammit, I just rubbed one out to Hayek. I should have looked ahead, I guess.

  45. Chris Brown Pushes Female Fan
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    Woman – ‘OMG its Ne-yo!’
    Brown – ‘Aww yea, bitch gonna get rihanna’d’
    Bodyguard – ‘oooohhh nooooooo!Ma’am watch out! Save yooselfff!’

  46. Joe Manganiello
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    Who’s the skank?

  47. LeAnn Rimes Skinny Legs Short Shorts Scarf
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    She always smiles when her body is rejuvenated with the scent of food…

  48. Russell Brand Richard Arnold
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    “I’m changing my name to Jack Mehoff. Are you interested?”

  49. Jessica Chastain Breasts See Through Dress Tony Awards
    it had to be said
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    Meh.

  50. Hugh Jackman Son Oscar
    Lemmiwinks
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    Hugh: “Oscar, what do you tell a man who waves his penis in your face?”
    Oscar: “Thank-you.”

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