Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where the weekend’s paparazzi leavings have taught us that looking awkward while standing beside a beautiful woman is the 2nd most common trait between Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest, the teenage dreams of this Chris Brown fan came to life as he shoved her away from himself, and in case you were wondering, yes, it is exactly this easy for guys like Joe Manganiello.
Okay, fine, Salma Hayek, I will watch Grown Ups 2, but you’re going to have to convince everyone else in the theater that I always get aroused by Rob Schneider’s crazy hairdos. It’s my gift, my curse,
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Wow.
It’s an anti-libido photo.
I am revolted. Even his so called shoes are nauseating.
Seriously you guys, I’m fiiiiiiiiine. Get this girl some help ASAP
Apparently she even beards when she’s not out with Seacrest.
Everything about this guy is pure suck:
George of the Jungle
All of the Mummy movies
Encino Man
Encino man is bad ass.
what about that one where he is a bomb shelter or something…? I think Alicia Silverstone might have been in that one. Stinky. Big time Stinky.
Bedazzled was awesome….but yeah, this guy’s been on streak of terrible movies for at least a decade.
Bedazzled was an AWFUL remake of the great Peter Cook and Dudley Moore movie…the bomb shelter one was called Blast from the Past…and it was awesome!
I thought the first Mummy movie was ok but the rest of that I did not see.
and let us not forget that film MONKEYBONE. with TCWM weekly special of Rose McGowan. she was a real pussy in that one.
Oh dude, totally hate this fuckin kid.
Encino Man is fucking awesome you sad little goat.
the cheese is old and moldy…..
You’re right man… she’s not worth it.
Aahhhh, my pancrease
Weeze the juuuuice.
Gods and Monsters was pretty good.
If you’re ever confronted with Naomi Campbell, do not make eye contact and slowly move away from her walking backwards with eyes cast downward.
crabs again
He smiles like a golfer.
Oh… I’m having flashbacks to 8th grade and my “George of the Jungle” obsession. What a distant memory!
Ewww
How cold is it in LA?
I don’t know, but it’s hotter than hell here right now! *me likey*
Shave that shit, Arnie
no shit.
Agreed, that shit looks like shit.
Definitely fecal.
Those are some weapons grade titanium forged hard nipples. Kudos.
I don’t know what that outfit’s about, but it doesn’t even matter… “Magic Mike” needs to come out ASAP.
Bitch’s about to get the right uppercut. I think he likes her.
He obviously can’t give her the left hook because he’s too busy holding on to his dick…A-G-A-I-N-!!!
big ball
He could have the celebrity upskirt shot of a lifetime but even after two weeks on his knees this intrepid paparazzi would rather wait for the dog pissing shot of a lifetime. You have to admire his dedication.
Hell, maybe he could have talked her into a Full Monty!
Julianne could have gone ahead and worn a bra. Tom Thumb isn’t appreciating her free-and-easy bosoms.
I call BS. How can you tell it’s Katy without looking to see if the funbags are there?
It’s a testament to the fall of this society when a punch is requested as an autograph…
I see Paris, I see France . . . uh, Katy? Something’s missing.
Tom doesn’t like to be poked….
or does he…..?
Wasn’t there a “Friends” episode that dealt with this?
Yes. Yes there was, and it was also my first thought when looking at this picture.
I may be drunk, Madam, but in the morning I will be sober. You’ll still be ugly.
very very nice….
Can you believe some jurisdictions tried to ban thong bikinis? I mean, what the hell…
Dude looks like a Croatian electronics salesman…
Iveski looks like that?
Iveski is a Croatian electronics salesman?
Dude, I may be fat and ugly, but if I looked like this douchenozzle I’d have put a gun in my mouth a long time ago.
And besides, I’m not in sales anymore :)
Damnit, Iveski! Every time I want to thumb up your comment, you gotta say something about your dead grandpa or putting a gun in your mouth or that you’re fat and ugly and then I feel weird giving it a thumbs up. Well, I’m gonna do it anyway…
Kimmy, I wouldn’t take anything I say at absolute face value, but let me put to rest what I think your concerns are… my self-esteem is actually quite good and I’m not in the least bit suicidal. The pills help, though. You’re very kind to care, though :)
Haha! Iveski, I totally understand. The pills help me too!
Hm… looks like someone cleaned up our little heart-to-heart, kimmy.
You want VCRs? We have best prices. Look at quality. This Sony.
Today sir, you win the internet.
The girl must have led a blessed life if its flashing before her eyes brought such a smile to her face.
LMAO!!!!!! OMG I shared this comment to 10 ppl and EVERYONE laughed their ass off!! BEST ONE YET
Because when it come to accepting yourself as you are, nobody says it like a blonde haired , blue eyed, white skinned black woman.
17 likes must be the limit, but damn it, I tried to give you another thumbs up!
Looks like she’s gonna need my help carrying the luggage up them stairs.
Is Naomi Campbell gonna have to beat a bitch with a cell phone?
Those are some red shoes in the background.
Yeah looks like Orville Redenbacher busted out the classy duds for this one.
That man has got some balls! Or a vagina.
I would shake my head between those Maracas until they popped…
I would not like any Naomi Campbell soup.
Especially if she claimed it was tomato.
She would beat the shit out of you with the soup can.
Thought it was Fergie in the thumbnail. Same difference I guess.
On the one hand, he seems like a very nice person.. On the other, he looks like someone still on the short bus past the age of 40…
You KNOW Victoria doesn’t tolerate that.
Gandalf, get back to work.
luv this guy
There is nothing quite like that sense of anticipation preceding a big sloppy wet kiss from Cracker-Jack Jesus. Well, maybe food poisoning.
That kick has to be hell on her nutsack.
I guess Localities TV hires strippers as interviewers?
And, apparently, as interviewees.
Why are you so sure she didn’t go to Northwestern School of Journalism?
Because she’s 12.
“Oh shit, this dude’s about to kiss me.”
Is Timon on the drums?
that purse is hiding the Jeter gift-bag
Actually it’s the dress and the panties that hide Jeter’s gift.
…actually USDA Prime McBeef, the Jeter gift-bag is FROM Jeter, so your joke = fail
Or perhaps you’re too stupid to get it.
still butthurt from when I asked you were checked for retardation?
Well did you get checked?
The better joke would have been that it’s a daily valtrex that’s hiding jeter’s gift.
Dammit, I just rubbed one out to Hayek. I should have looked ahead, I guess.
You always have to plan out your lineup before getting started.
Woman – ‘OMG its Ne-yo!’
Brown – ‘Aww yea, bitch gonna get rihanna’d’
Bodyguard – ‘oooohhh nooooooo!Ma’am watch out! Save yooselfff!’
Ha ha! Awesome!
Who’s the skank?
see below– he stole the words right out of my mouth
She always smiles when her body is rejuvenated with the scent of food…
“I’m changing my name to Jack Mehoff. Are you interested?”
Meh.
Hugh: “Oscar, what do you tell a man who waves his penis in your face?”
Oscar: “Thank-you.”