The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13

June 10th, 2013 // 501 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day of class acts and great decision-making, so why not keep that rolling, starting with Scarlett Johansson who’s posting selfies online again because that’s something that’s never gone completely off the rails for her before. Then there’s Mario Lopez posing with mini Kim and Kanye who’s impression is slightly off since Lil’ Ye (Oh, that happened.) seems to not be fleeing the country. We’ve also got Beyonce‘s ripped and filled-with-real-baby belly, as well as these two BFFLs who totally think she’s looking over here, tee-hee!

I’m declaring the comment, “Holy shit, Bob Barker‘s still alive?!’ invalid on this one, because he’s clearly not. Maybe something about the crypt-keeper, or Sarah Jessica Parker‘s hands? I don’t know, you guys’ll figure it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
    tlmck
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    “When mommy?” Ever….

  2. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
    Andie
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    What in God’s name am I looking at?

  3. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
    KaylaRrr
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    Anyone notice the odd orange hand on her knee??

  4. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    Aussies make me feel funny down there… They look delicious.

  5. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    Motorboat Captain
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    Estelle Getty’s looking rough these days.

  6. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    poppymoss
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    He’d get lei’ed, too, if he’d shut his fucking mouth for once.

  7. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
    Natty Ice
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    I wonder where they are walking to? Maybe to buy him a comfortable pair of Crocs and a mobility scooter?

  8. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    She likes Weiner

  9. Jeffrey Ross Looking Like Shit Spike TV Guys Choice 2103
    JennywithaY
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    Hey, that ginger has the Troll Doll that I lost in the fourth grade!

  10. Kanye West Sweaty Governors Ball
    JennywithaY
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    That’s funny – I thought the fetus was only suppose to drain the life from its mother.

  11. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    “OHMIGOD! Did I tell you about the sculpture I made of you out of butter and chocolate and potato chips??!? I would show you, but I at– it melted.”

  12. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    The Kim impersonator is too thin to be believable.

  13. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
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    “SO I TOL’ JEWNONOS, ‘IF YER NOT GONNA GET MEL’S DICK WET, SUGARTITS, THEN MEL’S GOT PLACES TO BE. HAPPY FUCKIN’ BIRTHD– *urp*.’”

  14. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    He might actually beat Franco in the race to see which pretentious douchebag makes me snap first.

  15. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    “Hugh, let me give you some advice…”
    “Don’t be an asshole ragewad, or I’ll get fat?”
    “…fuck you.”

  16. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
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    Did Joe Don Baker just shove him?

  17. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Fishnets Parklife Festival
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    Even her hair doesn’t want to touch her.

  18. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
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    It’s not perfect, but at least she acknowledges her body type and makes an effort to work with it, KIM.

  19. Sienna Miller Cleavage Tom Sturridge Stupid Hat 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    When her friends finally broke down and told her to get a douche, they probably should have been more specific.

  20. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    Oh please let there be another Robert Hansen out there.

  21. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Fishnets Parklife Festival
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    She better thank black Jesus for guys liking that ass, because her music sucks rotten cow cock.

  22. Debra Messing Fat Weight Gain 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    One girl that just seems to always miss when it comes to fashion.

  23. Tom Berenger Fat Red Face 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    He’s still got the lips, I’m still good.

  24. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
    SMB
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    Paul Shore’s latest flick looks awful.

  25. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
    SMB
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    …did anyone else click on this and immediately start laughing out loud?

  26. Kanye West Sweaty Governors Ball
    SMB
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    “…i pooped.”

  27. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    SMB
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    …i coulda swore phyllis diller passed away.

  28. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    “Look, I don’t mind being photographed with you to impress your friends, and it would be OK if you were to blow me, but don’t think were sowing the seeds of a lifetime commitment. Got it?

  29. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
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    Look at those pretty lips! Who amongst us would be immune to their attraction?

  30. Kate Hudson Bikini Pouring Tea Into Sippie Cup For Child
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    “I’ve gotten really sick and tired of you little bastards running my life…”

  31. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
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    “If I had known it would be this painful, I never would have let you stick that filthy thing in me in the first damn place!”
    “Hey, I wanted to put it in your ass, but NOOoooOOooo…you said that might hurt!”

  32. Cara Santana Upskirt Panty Flash 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    She’s got beautiful legs, but if she unties the bun in her hair her tits fall down to her belly-button.

  33. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    Let me see if I’ve got this straight…Shemar Moore knocks up Paget Brewster, then Mario Lopez comes along to make everything right…??? I must have missed something.

  34. Beyonce Pregnant Ripped Abs Bare Midriff
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    I really can’t stand this woman (or her mate, for that matter) but I believe this is about the best I’ve ever seen her look. I guess that would be akin to saying “that’s the least offensive dogshit I’ve ever tasted.”

  35. Giovanni Ribisi Holding Dog
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    “I don’t know who you people are, but if you don’t leave, my dog Igor here will tear you apart. I swear to Golly…”

  36. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    I believe I may attempt to befriend the young lad in an effort to help him develop a more socially-acceptable personality. If that doesn’t work, I’ll turn him over to the Hell’s Angels for a bit of discipline.

  37. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
    farmgirl
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    blame it on the ill-fitting jeans

  38. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
    Blah blah
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    “I…can break these…cuffs!”

  39. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    bLAH
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    Cute he’s pregnant.

  40. Sienna Miller Cleavage Tom Sturridge Stupid Hat 67th Annual Tony Awards
    blah
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    This guy is reigning king of the Hipster-douche-clan. She is his average queen.

  41. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    Cue the Incredible Hulk hitch hiking music.

  42. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
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    “Mmmmmmph…hat lid is right up there with vagina. Maybe even better.”

  43. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
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    “Who invited the black guy?!? WHO?!?!?!?”

  44. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
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    Glad to see Biff Tannen still has gainful employment.

  45. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    “I’m gonna fuck Julia Child and Margaret Thatcher in one night!”

  46. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
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    “Dude, why are you wearing a hat and sunglasses? No one knows who the fuck you are!”

  47. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
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    I call bullshit on this pic. Clearly that’s Donny Osmond and Jerry Van Dyke.

  48. Kate Hudson Bikini Pouring Tea Into Sippie Cup For Child
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    I think the Hudson part of that union was where this went wrong.

  49. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
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    Dear Diary, Today I spent the day with my best friend, Alex, who is gay, but who everyone tries to pretend is straight and a ladies’ man. LOL!! It’s so funny when people pretend and think everyone else believes the lie.

  50. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Stuffed Turtle Inaugural Oceana Beach House Event
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    Nice haircut. Did you use a flowbie?

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