The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13

June 10th, 2013 // 501 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day of class acts and great decision-making, so why not keep that rolling, starting with Scarlett Johansson who’s posting selfies online again because that’s something that’s never gone completely off the rails for her before. Then there’s Mario Lopez posing with mini Kim and Kanye who’s impression is slightly off since Lil’ Ye (Oh, that happened.) seems to not be fleeing the country. We’ve also got Beyonce‘s ripped and filled-with-real-baby belly, as well as these two BFFLs who totally think she’s looking over here, tee-hee!

I’m declaring the comment, “Holy shit, Bob Barker‘s still alive?!’ invalid on this one, because he’s clearly not. Maybe something about the crypt-keeper, or Sarah Jessica Parker‘s hands? I don’t know, you guys’ll figure it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    *Mumbling Drunkenly*
    “♫ ♪ Hava nagila,
    Hava nagila,
    Hava nagila,
    Ve’ nismecha. ♫ ♪
    Damn, I love folk music!”

  2. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
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    This guy was obviously paying attention when the instructor in the “How to Pick Up Women” class taught how to mark one’s territory.

  3. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
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    What a revoltin’ development this is!

  4. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    All those years ago she looked old but really wasn’t. Now she is old and she looks dead! Time is a harsh taskmaster.

  5. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    John Wayne Airport is in Santa Ana, part of Orange County. That means Shia LaPoof may not be going there at all. Why would he lie about that? Something is terribly amiss. Someone call Homeland Security so they can check him out and reserve his room in Guantanamo.

  6. Melissa Molinaro Stitting On Guys Lap 1Oak Nightclub
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    Great legs. One to warm each ear!

  7. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    “Let’s go grab a few frothies and say rude things to people like we’re in the outback.”

  8. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    A Farewell to Arms.

  9. Lisa Marie Presley Weird Face CMA Music Festival
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    She used to be so cute. I just hope she never goes to see the surgeon that did her mom’s face…ummm…lift. I guess that’s what one would call it.

  10. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
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    “Remind me never to drink any more of that sloe gin. The whole world has turned pink.”

  11. Jeffrey Ross Looking Like Shit Spike TV Guys Choice 2103
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    Who’s the ginger? Not too awful bad. But that dude looks like someone lit him on fire and tried to put him out with a Russian MPL-50 entrenching tool. And obviously failed.

  12. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    “Here’s a little ditty that I recently wrote:
    ♫ ♪ “Open the door and lay on the floor…”
    said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
    “Open the door, ya dirty whore.
    I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor…”

  13. Debra Messing Fat Weight Gain 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    “Omigod…are farts supposed to be lumpy? Should they run down your leg?”

  14. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    “Buy Jove, I think she finally gets it!”

  15. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    Thought Bubble:
    “Exactly why did I think it would be a good idea to bring this silly, empty-headed twat home with me? If she doesn’t stop that yammering I will cut her fucking throat with a sharpened Popsicle stick!”

  16. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
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    “It’s a wrap Mr. Reynolds”

  17. Kanye West Sweaty Governors Ball
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    “When I was invited to perform at the Governor’s Ball, I insisted on performing before BOFE of ‘em. So that’s where I’m headed. Later, y’all…”

  18. Tom Berenger Fat Red Face 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
    angerinside
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    … and this is why we don’t see him in movies anymore.

  19. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
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    “Mommy is daddy a sumo wrestler ?”

  20. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t let the mongrels get ya down, mate.”

    “You too, ya bastard.”

  21. Sienna Miller Cleavage Tom Sturridge Stupid Hat 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    He looks like the bastard child of tennis greats Jimmy Connors and Chris Evert. He must have been cryogenically stored until 30 or so years ago while they waited for a cure for stupidity.

  22. Ian Somerhalder Beaded Bracelet BloodyCon 2013
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    I’ve heard of someone picking his nose before, but never his lower lip.

  23. Michael Fassbender Canadian Grand Prix
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    “My English not so good. What means ‘you may sucking my large, hard dick’?”

  24. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
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    “Non-Americans in this part of the world ALL smell this bad. Just wait until you snag some pussy!”

  25. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
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    “I’m so, so sorry. It was totally an accident. Honest.”
    “You fucker, you squirted it right up my nose.”

  26. Tom Berenger Fat Red Face 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    Oh, shit! When did HE die?

  27. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    I think they were getting ready to head over to the surprise party being thrown in honor of Bob Barker’s 206th birthday.

  28. Tom Berenger Fat Red Face 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
    Oz Matters
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    If you told me 20 years ago he would be perfect for the Ed Asner bio pic, I would have laughed…

  29. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
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    Pervy Handrail Crane in the background likes to watch.

  30. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    If Paul Hogan showed up too, a wallaby would spontaneusly generate out of thin air.

  31. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
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    “Remember when we were cute kids?”
    “Ha! Fuck no.”

  32. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    I have no idea who these people are and I will cut any fucker who tries to tell me.

  33. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    is all the other attention she receives not enough?

  34. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    This week, on the Mini-Voice…

  35. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s actually weirder WITHOUT the stuffed beaver…

  36. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    “I think you’re awesome, Russell”
    “I think YOU’RE awesome, Joaquin”

  37. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the spoiler for “Weekend at Burt’s”?

  38. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
    pepita
    Commented on this photo:

    val kilmer sure lost a lot of weight.

  39. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
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    “Psst. Guy in front of you didn’t get the memo that it’s Douchehat Day.”

  40. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
    itwasme
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    doesn’t he know he can get cancer doing that!

  41. Cara Santana Upskirt Panty Flash 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
    itwasme
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s a man!

  42. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
    itwasme
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    she’s got a baddddddd case of mom ass.

  43. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    itwasme
    Commented on this photo:

    too easy!

  44. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
    yoop
    Commented on this photo:

    “With my legs crossed like this can you see my harry potter?

  45. Kate Hudson Bikini Pouring Tea Into Sippie Cup For Child
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Barcelona looks fun.

  46. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    catapostrophe
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    To nobody in particular: “I’m okay to drive! Leave me alone!”

  47. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Richard Lewis started winning awards when he went blond and began dressing in white.

  48. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry about your baby, mate. Damn those bloody dingoes.”

  49. Beyonce Pregnant Ripped Abs Bare Midriff
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah! C’est un bon jour! Je va a la boulangerie pour un tasse du cafe et un croque monsieur!

  50. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
    har har har
    Commented on this photo:

    The fact she sang the lyric “How bout stopping eating when I’m full up” is ironic, don’t ya think?

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