The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13

June 10th, 2013 // 501 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day of class acts and great decision-making, so why not keep that rolling, starting with Scarlett Johansson who’s posting selfies online again because that’s something that’s never gone completely off the rails for her before. Then there’s Mario Lopez posing with mini Kim and Kanye who’s impression is slightly off since Lil’ Ye (Oh, that happened.) seems to not be fleeing the country. We’ve also got Beyonce‘s ripped and filled-with-real-baby belly, as well as these two BFFLs who totally think she’s looking over here, tee-hee!

I’m declaring the comment, “Holy shit, Bob Barker‘s still alive?!’ invalid on this one, because he’s clearly not. Maybe something about the crypt-keeper, or Sarah Jessica Parker‘s hands? I don’t know, you guys’ll figure it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
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    “Dude…I think that’s Jimmy Kimmel!”

  2. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
    Jenn
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    Behind the Golden Antlers, coming soon to Spike TV.
    Ben: Clint, I wish I could quit you.
    Clint: Good, I’m leaving you for the couch. He’s easier to talk to.

  3. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
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    Did he get some in his eyes?

  4. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
    Senor Trout
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    “Don’t feel bad for losin…I was wrestlin wolves back when you were at your mother’s teet.’

  5. Debra Messing Fat Weight Gain 67th Annual Tony Awards
    jenn
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    I think that bun is wound too tight.

  6. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
    lawn
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    Get the plunger ready!

  7. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    lawn
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    Happy Gilmore could take him now.

  8. Sienna Miller Cleavage Tom Sturridge Stupid Hat 67th Annual Tony Awards
    Jenn
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    Isaac from Children of the Corn is still a creepy looking little shit.

  9. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    jenn
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    I watched Price Is Right with my grandmother who passed years ago. Glad he got out for a cause he’s supported since I was a kid. When he goes, I’ll miss him.

  10. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
    RHawk
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    “i would have given the empty chair your Oscar.”

  11. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
    RHawk
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    I’ll take Aussie’s on the down low for $500, Alex.

  12. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    Glad to see Judge Alvin Valkenheiser out and about these days.

  13. Lisa Marie Presley Weird Face CMA Music Festival
    RHawk
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    So, love of fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches is genetic?

  14. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
    RHawk
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    “Ok, we both know you blew ass. Please man up and admit it.”

  15. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
    ruckus
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    For a second, I thought Brad Pitt was Val Kilmer… but then I saw him on the left.

  16. Dolph Lundgren See Through Shirt
    RHawk
    Commented on this photo:

    “I must moob you!”

  17. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
    ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    Trust me sweetie…. I know Brett Ratner….

  18. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
    Commented on this photo:

    First, there was the “shocker”. Now, witness the “Umansky”

  19. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
    Skeeter
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    I bet she’s wild in bed. I’d like to pound her in the ass doggie style.

  20. Melissa Molinaro Stitting On Guys Lap 1Oak Nightclub
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    “I think you’re awesome, Russell”
    “I think YOU’RE awesome, Joaquin”

  21. Debra Messing Fat Weight Gain 67th Annual Tony Awards
    Skeeter
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    I’ve long wanted to mess with her asshole.

    I do agree with Don that her hair doesn’t look good in this pic.

  22. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
    ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    My favorite thing about this relationship is the image of Demi Moore watching all the ‘That 70s Shows’ on Netflix while clutching her third bottle of gin and whippet balloon. She half expects Rob Lowe to show up with a spray can, lighter, and saxophone.

  23. Jeffrey Ross Looking Like Shit Spike TV Guys Choice 2103
    ruckus
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    If I had to guess… Headband and Skywalker OG.

  24. Patrick Dempsey Prepping For 24 Hours of Le Mans 2013
    Commented on this photo:

    “Here’s the deal. I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”

  25. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
    ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s hot and creamy! I can actually feel it running down my throat!”

  26. Debra Messing Fat Weight Gain 67th Annual Tony Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Dark Shadows 2. Now we’re just Messing with you.

  27. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    “Hehehe. Chick’s holding a sign that says: ‘Weiner’”

  28. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    “Spay and neuter, folks!”
    “..and,drink your virgin’s blood. Yesssss.”

  29. Cara Santana Upskirt Panty Flash 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    I told Dan. Laces out! Laces out!

  30. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
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    Ten bucks says he sniffed his fingers ten seconds later.

  31. Melissa Molinaro Stitting On Guys Lap 1Oak Nightclub
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey baby, check out my sexy grandpa loafers.”

  32. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
    CMK
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    Remlap arual dellik ohw wonk i.

  33. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
    Vladimir
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    Ya know, they have this thing called the Army, and you get to dress like that EVERY day. They have also been known to work out “man problems”…

  34. Cara Santana Upskirt Panty Flash 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    That’s so Raven!

  35. Beyonce Pregnant Ripped Abs Bare Midriff
    Commented on this photo:

    “Man, look at this blue wall! I mean, it’s so blue! Like sky blue. Beyonce? What? Where?”

  36. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    As everyone is offended by Mel’s racist ranting, LL Cool J ponders putting an ice cream scoop up Farrah Abraham’s ass.

  37. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
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    “I mean, seriously, how did we ALL step in dog shit?!”

  38. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s it Hollywood, you’re not gonna have Shia LaBouef to kick around any more! Shia out!”

  39. Melissa Molinaro Stitting On Guys Lap 1Oak Nightclub
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    “Psst, who are we?”

  40. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    “Goodbye Dad, I promise I’ll call!”

  41. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
    Commented on this photo:

    How can he still look kinda cool? It’s just not fair, dammit!

  42. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    “If you throw one more egg at me, I’m turning this car around!”

  43. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
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    She’s a bit thick…wo what? So is Britney, but unlike her she’s pretty and talented.

  44. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
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    So the Goddess of All That’s Right with the World is centered between two guys who want each other, rather than her. I guess there really isn’t a god after all.

  45. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Bikini
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    “I wish I could find someone to play with…”

  46. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    Brad Pitt Thought Bubble:
    “Christ, who would have thought she’d smell like rancid pizza…”

  47. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
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    ScarJo, you’re looking so damn good, why don’t you drop your top?

  48. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
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    “Dwayne, why don’t you give up? She’s never going to put out for you.”

  49. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    “And the best part, ladies and gentlemen, is that I can fuck whichever one I want to…or BOTH!”

  50. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Bikini
    Lexi
    Commented on this photo:

    Who??

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