The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13

June 10th, 2013 // 501 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day of class acts and great decision-making, so why not keep that rolling, starting with Scarlett Johansson who’s posting selfies online again because that’s something that’s never gone completely off the rails for her before. Then there’s Mario Lopez posing with mini Kim and Kanye who’s impression is slightly off since Lil’ Ye (Oh, that happened.) seems to not be fleeing the country. We’ve also got Beyonce‘s ripped and filled-with-real-baby belly, as well as these two BFFLs who totally think she’s looking over here, tee-hee!

I’m declaring the comment, “Holy shit, Bob Barker‘s still alive?!’ invalid on this one, because he’s clearly not. Maybe something about the crypt-keeper, or Sarah Jessica Parker‘s hands? I don’t know, you guys’ll figure it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Hudson Bikini Pouring Tea Into Sippie Cup For Child
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “Yeah, like I’m really into THIS shit.”

  2. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
    Veronika Larsson
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    “You think you deserve that award? Well, deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.”

  3. Cara Santana Upskirt Panty Flash 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    It’s a man, baby!

  4. Beyonce Pregnant Ripped Abs Bare Midriff
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    Aw this is disappointing…I guess she and Jay-Z just aren’t ready for another fake pregnancy.

  5. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
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    I love her kicks and am glad she’s found her happiness at last. That moody tortured stuff gets old after awhile. I should know.

  6. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    Jack Dead Sparrow
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    “I couldn’t be more clear! Blow me, THEN Jucuzzi!”

  7. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
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    I wonder if he wished her Mazel Tov?

  8. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
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    Classy move. What is he, a rapper?

  9. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    I love funhouse mirrors too, Wolverine.

  10. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    Somewhere Demi Moore is tearing a phone book in half.

  11. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
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    “Hey!…With my eyes closed, I can’t tell the blacks from the homos!”

  12. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
    George P Burdell
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    All he needs is a shopping cart filled with aluminum to fulfill his destiny.

  13. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
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    “Lips out, shoulders back, tits out…I can’t believe some people actually *studied* acting. This is way easier.”

  14. Ian Somerhalder Beaded Bracelet BloodyCon 2013
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    You’re just jealous of his Ian’s gorgeousness. If he killed a busload of orphans, I would definitely give him an alibi.

  15. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “Australian for queer, mate.”

  16. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
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    “A friend”? Hahahahahahahahaha.

  17. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
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    This is sweet and all, but the next three images are him dropping the People’s Elbow and feeding what’s left of the killer whale to Japanese tourists.

  18. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    Man, his mom is a good sport.

  19. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    Bridget the Midget and Tony Cox present…”Moonlighting”

  20. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “…On this episode of the Walking Dead…”

  21. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
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    In the foreground of every photo like this, there’s a Ving Rhames preparing to disembowel Mel Gibson with an ice cream scoop.

  22. Patrick Dempsey Prepping For 24 Hours of Le Mans 2013
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    That sound you hear is the death rattle of international motorsport.

  23. Tom Berenger Fat Red Face 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    “Let me try this again…WOULD. ANYONE. LIKE. TO. ASK. ME. ABOUT. SNIPER 4: BACK TO SAIGON?”

  24. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
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    “Please stop… There was no toilet paper in the rest rooms.”

  25. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
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    “How does my breathe smell?”
    *sniff sniff* “Douchy.”

  26. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
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    uma. unfortunate mom ass.

  27. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
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    wtf? they dress like they’re 90.

  28. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    no dresses with cutouts after 70. sheesh.

  29. Melissa Molinaro Stitting On Guys Lap 1Oak Nightclub
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    “You only want me because I’m famous.”
    “That’s not true. I want you because you have a vagina hopefully.I don’t even know who you think are.”

  30. Beyonce Pregnant Ripped Abs Bare Midriff
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    I thought that was Rose Huntington Whitely again…is she caucasian-ing?

  31. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Fishnets Parklife Festival
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    what is it now?

  32. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    “Do you even lift?”
    “Yeah… Cheeseburgers, ice cream cones, doughnuts…”

  33. Jeffrey Ross Looking Like Shit Spike TV Guys Choice 2103
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    this dud needs to stay BEHIND the camera. he’s funny but it fucking hurts to look at him.

  34. Sienna Miller Cleavage Tom Sturridge Stupid Hat 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    well he’s quite the uh, er, fuck it, he ugly.

  35. Patrick Dempsey Prepping For 24 Hours of Le Mans 2013
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    He is waiting for…how do you say…la prostituee’?

  36. Lisa Marie Presley Weird Face CMA Music Festival
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    “Weren’t you married to Michael Jackson and Nicholas Cage?”
    “Ha ha ha… no.”

  37. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    gadzooks! is something he might say. if he looked at himself. if he could see.

  38. Jeffrey Ross Looking Like Shit Spike TV Guys Choice 2103
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    Penn still looks like shit, but Teller is HOT!

  39. Dolph Lundgren See Through Shirt
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    During this Crap We Missed, I’ve seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I feel about you. In here, there were two guys killing each other, but I guess that’s better than twenty million. I guess what I’m trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!

  40. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
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    Yeah, umm, this pretty much says it all.

  41. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
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    Catch my breath was written about the first time she tried to fit in to a pair of spanx…True story.

  42. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
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    A Federline family outing is when everybody walks to the corner store to get daddy lube for his fleshlight

  43. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    “Everyone says I’m a really good singer! Any tips you can give me I’ll take them all! Don’t just give me the shaft, ride me hard! I can take what ever you give me!”
    “I’ think I just came….”

  44. Kanye West Sweaty Governors Ball
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    “Does anyone here know how to keep away from the Kardashians?”

  45. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
    Oscar
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    you know you are a badass when Richard Grieco is carrying arround your bags for you

  46. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
    DaGut
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    I thought he was dead. Huh.

  47. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
    Jenn
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    Brad is apparently eating all the food Angie doesn’t. And we all know, that’s a lot.

  48. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
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    Stan Lee looks like hell

  49. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
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    He has a long career ahead of him

  50. Michael Fassbender Canadian Grand Prix
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    “Does it do tricks?”
    “Just one. Give me your sister and nine months”

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