The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13

June 10th, 2013 // 501 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day of class acts and great decision-making, so why not keep that rolling, starting with Scarlett Johansson who’s posting selfies online again because that’s something that’s never gone completely off the rails for her before. Then there’s Mario Lopez posing with mini Kim and Kanye who’s impression is slightly off since Lil’ Ye (Oh, that happened.) seems to not be fleeing the country. We’ve also got Beyonce‘s ripped and filled-with-real-baby belly, as well as these two BFFLs who totally think she’s looking over here, tee-hee!

I’m declaring the comment, “Holy shit, Bob Barker‘s still alive?!’ invalid on this one, because he’s clearly not. Maybe something about the crypt-keeper, or Sarah Jessica Parker‘s hands? I don’t know, you guys’ll figure it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    Needs a little touchup on that third eyebrow.

  2. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    “sorry I’m taking all your roles, mate”

  3. Sienna Miller Cleavage Tom Sturridge Stupid Hat 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    Breaking Amish?

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
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    See…when you do this you can smell your breath…

  5. Michael Fassbender Canadian Grand Prix
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    “Oh my God, were you really the android guy in that shitty Alien movie?”

  6. Tom Berenger Fat Red Face 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    Showerhead?

  7. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
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    “I played a retard when I was young, but *you* got to be an *Amish* kid! That’s so cool! What was it like?”

  8. Dolph Lundgren See Through Shirt
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    Move over, Simon Cowell! There’s a new favorite set of bitch tits on this site!

  9. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    Two generations, one Uncanny Valley.

  10. Lisa Marie Presley Weird Face CMA Music Festival
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    Whoa, at first glance I thought Wynonna Judd went bronde.

  11. Ian Somerhalder Beaded Bracelet BloodyCon 2013
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    Moi, … Pretentious?

    Let me ponder for a moment.

  12. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
    green meanine
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    I just imagine dolphin noises coming out of his mouth.

  13. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    See his shoes? He doesn’t even have the manliness and ball sack to wear real boots. Those look like loafers with zippered boot attachments.

  14. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    Kate Hudson?

  15. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
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    “The election was 7 months ago, Ben. You can stop gloating already.”

  16. Dolph Lundgren See Through Shirt
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    I am boccckkkkkk!

  17. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    Damn, Dinklage is tan.

  18. Giovanni Ribisi Holding Dog
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    When he sold his soul to Scientology, he should have negotiated the extended warranty.

  19. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
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    The dude on the left is laughing at the “kyke me” sign on Mel’s back.

  20. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Withered skin, whoopee!!

  21. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
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    Bums me out.

  22. Michael Fassbender Canadian Grand Prix
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    They are going to hang the checkered flag on his dong.

  23. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    It’s one of those cop buddy films. Porkchop and Hamhock.

  24. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    His hand made me gag.

  25. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
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    Smokey’s on his tail, and the Bandit’s driving an invisible walker. Senility has its advantages.

  26. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    “Dammit! I ordered a young Meryl Streep in a RED strapless dress.”

  27. Kanye West Sweaty Governors Ball
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    He looks like he just found out that the Kardashian’s know he’s back in the country.

  28. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
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    Damn, even lesbians are not immune to this man.

    She is a hot little piece, I hope he got some.

  29. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
    fleshpeddlar
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    “Damn, Joe! Why do your farts always smell like bleach?”

  30. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    The chick look more like Khloe than Kim and I thought the guy was a mini Diddy, not Kanye.

  31. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    fleshpeddlar
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    Man! His face looks like it’s been melted. And so does Bob Barkers.

  32. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
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    Does he realize that hat makes him look like a douc.. nevermind.

    Why is he with Eric Schmidt, the Executive Chairman of Google?

  33. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    What is with pussies like him? He is always wearing some sort of military or police clothing but was never man enough to join either.

  34. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    He really IS going to keel over when he realizes he’s standing in front of a mural that reads, “Animals for Meat:.

  35. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
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    She pregnant?

  36. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    I love this dude.

  37. Kate Hudson Bikini Pouring Tea Into Sippie Cup For Child
    CK
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    How can negative cup tits sag like that?????

  38. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
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    She’s actually giving birth already in this photo.

  39. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
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    Still love her.

  40. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    Those are some beefy man hands.

  41. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
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    “Mr Eastwood you’re my hero!”
    “Shouldn’t you be at the pride day parade?”

  42. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
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    Pride parade? Get out….

  43. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    Mr. Burns looks better without the wig.

  44. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
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    Does nobody have a mirror in, say, their bedroom? Or maybe a hallway? Because of all these goddamned phone selfies I’ve been privy to more celebrity shitters than I ever cared for.

  45. Cara Santana Upskirt Panty Flash 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    We now know which entrance Dinklage will be entering the festival through.

  46. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “Don’t toucha da Mango!” *Slap*

  47. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Bikini
    Krazee Thug Nuts
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    I’d like to do some deep exploration, some off shore drilling on that ass.

  48. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    Good to see Tutti, from the Facts of Life, is still in the public eye.

  49. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “I live my life in horrible captivity, and now this? Excuse me, I need to chump on a few of trainers.”

  50. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “It’s golden antlers, bitch. Calm down.”

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