The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13

June 10th, 2013 // 501 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day of class acts and great decision-making, so why not keep that rolling, starting with Scarlett Johansson who’s posting selfies online again because that’s something that’s never gone completely off the rails for her before. Then there’s Mario Lopez posing with mini Kim and Kanye who’s impression is slightly off since Lil’ Ye (Oh, that happened.) seems to not be fleeing the country. We’ve also got Beyonce‘s ripped and filled-with-real-baby belly, as well as these two BFFLs who totally think she’s looking over here, tee-hee!

I’m declaring the comment, “Holy shit, Bob Barker‘s still alive?!’ invalid on this one, because he’s clearly not. Maybe something about the crypt-keeper, or Sarah Jessica Parker‘s hands? I don’t know, you guys’ll figure it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
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    Wow, I’ve never seen Anthony Kiedis this blonde

  2. Ian Somerhalder Beaded Bracelet BloodyCon 2013
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    “How can I look douchier than I already do?”

  3. Michael Fassbender Canadian Grand Prix
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    That’s not Michael’s arm on his shoulder.

  4. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
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    Aren’t you already out? Why are you hiding your face?

  5. Patrick Dempsey Prepping For 24 Hours of Le Mans 2013
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    It’s hard to come up with something snarky when this guy is basically living my dream.

  6. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    Then Mario tossed them 15 feet to win the Doubles Competition.

  7. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

  8. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    Bob’s there to chops some dog balls off.

  9. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    Bill Clinton
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    “What’s Sean Penn doing here? It’s bad enough they let all these blacks and Jews in, but Spicoli? That’s too much. I’m outta here.”

  10. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    omg wtf Ugly dress.

  11. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
    Jeremy
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    With Kanye out in Paris plowing dudes, Kim Kardashian turned to The Rock for some strange.

  12. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
    Cock Dr
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    It’s ok…they’re Australian.

  13. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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  14. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    “Brad! If you’ll take a picture with me, then I’ll allow you to cross over my bridge!”

  15. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
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    Frump.

  16. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
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    Federwide.

  17. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
    Cock Dr
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    I hope he wins…because the whole Weiner narrative is just so goddamned funny.

  18. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
    Cock Dr
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    Simon appears to be on the verge of fulfilling a lifelong dream…..nailing a Meryl Streep look alike.

  19. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    cc
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    That guy on the left might want to cover his nose.

  20. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
    cc
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    Nothing worse than having to ask for help with a stuck fart.

  21. Ian Somerhalder Beaded Bracelet BloodyCon 2013
    Cock Dr
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    Someone told him that if he does this often enough he’ll develop a charming chin dimple.

  22. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
    Bill Clinton
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    That wardrobe says “I’m too lazy to care how I look anymore.”

  23. Giovanni Ribisi Holding Dog
    xenu
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    he has the soul sapped scientologist look

  24. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
    Cock Dr
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    Come on…everybody KNOWS.
    Smile for the cameras. It’s very hip to be gay right now. Play it right and you could get another People magazine cover for your marginally talented nitwit daughters.

  25. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
    cc
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    He and Spencer Pratt are going on an awesome ‘Phony Commando’ expedition.

  26. Kate Hudson Bikini Pouring Tea Into Sippie Cup For Child
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    Her January Jones impersonation is uncanny.

  27. Dolph Lundgren See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    It’s been a while since the site presented a nice set of moobs.

  28. Sienna Miller Cleavage Tom Sturridge Stupid Hat 67th Annual Tony Awards
    Joe Blow
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    Well, I guess it’s better that she’s with him instead of destroying another marriage.

  29. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    Cock Dr
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    Good for Bob, getting all dressed up and reminding people to spay & neuter their pets.

  30. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    He looks like he’s morphing into a goblin.

  31. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    He looks like he’s fantasizing how to cut her up.

  32. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    Amanda Bynes must see this and feel pretty good about her situation.

  33. Michael Fassbender Canadian Grand Prix
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    “Hey fucker! You might have won this race, but my dick looks like an elephant’s trunk. BAM!”

  34. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
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    “…hehehehe….that Indian guy smells so fucking bad…”

    “..dude!…I thought it was just me!…”

  35. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay.

  36. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
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    The most depressing aspect of the his photo is the fact that he keeps on breeding.

  37. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
    Trek Girl
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    His IMDb page shows that he’s in movie involving the military that’s set to come out in 2014. This get up might have something to do with that.

  38. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
    Techman
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    Could someone tell me why most American politicians look like they aren’t bright enough to hold down a job slinging burgers? It really makes me wonder what the people who actually vote for these idiots are like.

  39. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    Probably a good thing he can’t remember faces any more.

  40. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    “And remember folks, I’m here with Bob Barker to remind everyone to always spay and….AAAHHHH. OH JEEZUS…I just caught a glimpse of Bob in my peripheral vision. I’m sorry…spay and neuter your dogs and cats.”

  41. Tom Berenger Fat Red Face 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
    joe
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    Hell of a situation here. Standing in front of a wall with some crap written on it. You got a chance to be recognized again, to restart your career for the tenth time . . . if you don’t blow it.

  42. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
    chicka
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    too bad it’s so HARRRRD! to FIGURE OUT! the angles so the DAMN PHONE! doesn’t SHOW!

  43. Cara Santana Upskirt Panty Flash 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    poor dress management. fail.

  44. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
    Snoki's Taint
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    Duckface! BANG!

  45. Beyonce Pregnant Ripped Abs Bare Midriff
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    well, she wasn’t pregnant last time either…..

  46. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
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    Nice instep armor.

  47. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    Hawkman.

  48. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Fishnets Parklife Festival
    Snooki's Taint
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    Lady Ga Ga called, she wants her ass back

    • Lady Gaga’s ass never looked that bad. Gaga may not be the prettiest woman in the world, but this woman’s ass looks like two feather pillows stuffed in one pillow case.

  49. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    not so great. you fixed your face, but showed us your armpit. :-P

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