The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13

June 10th, 2013 // 501 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day of class acts and great decision-making, so why not keep that rolling, starting with Scarlett Johansson who’s posting selfies online again because that’s something that’s never gone completely off the rails for her before. Then there’s Mario Lopez posing with mini Kim and Kanye who’s impression is slightly off since Lil’ Ye (Oh, that happened.) seems to not be fleeing the country. We’ve also got Beyonce‘s ripped and filled-with-real-baby belly, as well as these two BFFLs who totally think she’s looking over here, tee-hee!

I’m declaring the comment, “Holy shit, Bob Barker‘s still alive?!’ invalid on this one, because he’s clearly not. Maybe something about the crypt-keeper, or Sarah Jessica Parker‘s hands? I don’t know, you guys’ll figure it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
    Little Tongue
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    “Don’t look at them and PLEASE take your hand off my thigh!”

  2. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
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    Joe, all America wants to know what your plans are for that green object in your hand.

  3. Cara Santana Upskirt Panty Flash 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    Next time, ditch the panties.

  4. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
    tlmck
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    “When I get home, Jennifer is gonna shove this up my ass.”

  5. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
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    All he’s missing is to be wrapped up in bandages.

  6. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    The only moment in my life where I wanted to be Mario Lopez.

  7. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    There’s no way this night ended well.

  8. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
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    K-Fed, Jonah Hill wants his clothes back. And his figure.

  9. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
    tlmck
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    If he does not hit it I certainly will.

  10. Giovanni Ribisi Holding Dog
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Oh really, parking meter? Really? I must respectfully disagr- What? Oh yeah, you try it, buddy! I’m right here!”

  11. Kanye West Sweaty Governors Ball
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    What’s up, Barry Bonds head?

  12. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
    sparky
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    not in LA

  13. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    Just when you think you’ve seen everything on the internet, it finds more envelope to push.

  14. Tom Berenger Fat Red Face 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    “Chumlee, you dumbass.”

  15. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
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    Kid’s got to grow up with a shitty name and looking at his Mom’s shitty tattoo.

  16. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
    tlmck
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    I did not realize Cee Lo had knocked her up.

  17. Jeffrey Ross Looking Like Shit Spike TV Guys Choice 2103
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    Most overrated comedian…other than Jimmy Kimmel

  18. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
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    Why would he leave? On his way to a Bar Mitzvah, no doubt.

  19. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
    tlmck
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    “Something something…Jewish faggots…something something.”

  20. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
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    How lazy can you be, lady? Pull your underwear out of your ass yourself.

  21. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
    tlmck
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    “Mommy? Why does that man never work?”

  22. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
    CrashHell
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    Is Ben doing his Jonah Hill impression? Uncanny…

  23. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
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    Why do you do this to me, Mila? I was hoping to hear they broke up over the weekend after seeing Ashton look like he was completely over her last week.

  24. Debra Messing Fat Weight Gain 67th Annual Tony Awards
    tlmck
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    Debra Messed Up In The Head.

  25. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’m a serious actor and stuff. I wage ‘war’ against mediocrity. That’s why I carry these bags. It’s all filled with goose down, but they’re symbolic. I forget what it’s symbolic of, though. I’m too busy being a serious actor. Did I mention I’m a serious actor? Because I am.”

  26. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    “Brad, Angelina inspired me to have my breasts removed, too.”
    “Start lower.”

  27. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    Everything camouflaged, so he attaches a bright orange bottle to negate it all.

  28. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    tlmck
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    Nathan must be an undertaker.

  29. Kanye West Sweaty Governors Ball
    ThisWillHurt
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    That’s a lot of sweat. Is Kris Jenner backstage with a gun?

  30. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    It’s not you, it’s me.

  31. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
    diego
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    Nice douche-face, Amanda Bynes

  32. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    Tragically, this is him going home with the winner of “Miss Fresh-Face Britain 2013″.

  33. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
    sparky
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    Looks like Lukas just sent Leo a selfie from down under

  34. Melissa Molinaro Stitting On Guys Lap 1Oak Nightclub
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    Only thing she’s hosting is a couple of venereal diseases.

  35. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Stuffed Turtle Inaugural Oceana Beach House Event
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    Breaking News. Blonde savaged by turtle in LA.

  36. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
    Schadenfreude
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    Like a “Who’s the boss”!

  37. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
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    *snicker* “So then I tell her ‘I’ll call you’, and she totally bought it.”

  38. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Fishnets Parklife Festival
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    AKA Icky Ass

  39. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Stuffed Turtle Inaugural Oceana Beach House Event
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    As I learned from the Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles video Fish posted a few weeks ago, turtles’ dicks are more than half the length of their body and surprisingly thick.

    I spend way too much time on this site.

  40. Patrick Dempsey Prepping For 24 Hours of Le Mans 2013
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    He looks pretty sad for someone who’s oing to watch 24hrs of “Les Miz”

  41. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Fishnets Parklife Festival
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    I’m loving her “performances”.

  42. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
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    The Greek goddess has the power to give gay men boners!

  43. Jeffrey Ross Looking Like Shit Spike TV Guys Choice 2103
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    He’s dating a 15 year old Miley Cyrus?

  44. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
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    Starting to dress like a fat chick. Smart move.

  45. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
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    Is he mooching off her too? Or are they both living on Bertney’s dime?

    • Cock Dr

      I think it’s safe to assume that everyone you see here is living off the Spears money teet.
      And when you think of what the restaurant & grocery bills alone are…..wow…Brittany probably does need to tour every damned year.

  46. Debra Messing Fat Weight Gain 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    Stick with the red curly hair, babe.

  47. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    She loves the wiener. I hear she likes it raw.

  48. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
    DoucheBagels
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    Is that a can of tuna in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

  49. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
    DoucheBagels
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    WORST SIDEBOOB EVER!

  50. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    “Are we there yet?”
    “If this bitch doesn’t stop talking…..I swear to god.”

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