The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13

June 10th, 2013 // 501 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day of class acts and great decision-making, so why not keep that rolling, starting with Scarlett Johansson who’s posting selfies online again because that’s something that’s never gone completely off the rails for her before. Then there’s Mario Lopez posing with mini Kim and Kanye who’s impression is slightly off since Lil’ Ye (Oh, that happened.) seems to not be fleeing the country. We’ve also got Beyonce‘s ripped and filled-with-real-baby belly, as well as these two BFFLs who totally think she’s looking over here, tee-hee!

I’m declaring the comment, “Holy shit, Bob Barker‘s still alive?!’ invalid on this one, because he’s clearly not. Maybe something about the crypt-keeper, or Sarah Jessica Parker‘s hands? I don’t know, you guys’ll figure it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
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    “Look mate, if you could just stand over there away from me that’d be great. I don’t need to feel like the fattest chick in the world.”

  2. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
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    Thigh bones connected at the…knee bone.

  3. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
    Commented on this photo:

    And I’m here
    To remind you
    Of the mess the kid left in this diaaaaaaaaper.

  4. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t help but feel this photo would be funnier when accompanied by tuba music

  5. Lisa Marie Presley Weird Face CMA Music Festival
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    Holy crap, is there anything MJ touched that DIDN’T turn to shit?

  6. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
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    Meryl?

  7. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
    ThisWillHurt
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    Don’t get excited. Her boyfriend’s name is Anthony, and she misses his wiener. Also, she can’t spell.

  8. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
    yoop
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve edited your caption for you. It should read “Joe Simson and a “friend” at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.”

  9. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    Last week he was parading around with an Israeli flag and now he’s after the Puerto Rican vote.

  10. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
    Little Tongue
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    Forget about the kid, it’s the ass that needs being picked up!

  11. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    Who’s the Boss now? Father Time.

  12. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
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    She’s really excited about the weiner.

  13. Melissa Molinaro Stitting On Guys Lap 1Oak Nightclub
    tlmck
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    So “hosting” is what they are calling it now?

  14. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
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    You know the man has hit rock bottom when he carries around his own supply of Pepto Bismol.

  15. Michael Fassbender Canadian Grand Prix
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “You mean you can hit the gas peddle with your-”
    “Yup.”

  16. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so damn sexy as the Black Widow in the Marvel movies. When she keeps herself in shape she looks damn good.

  17. Simon Cowell Driving Blonde Woman In Backseat
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, I guess JK Rowling really CAN buy anything she wants…

  18. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
    ThisWillHurt
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    Are they “rumors” at this point?

  19. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    Commented on this photo:

    And the person closest to dead without going over is…

  20. Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

  21. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Itchy Hemorrhoids are said to cause 25% of all divorces.

  22. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
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    Little did he know that the whale is a John Cena fan.

  23. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    Meatloaf? Her not him….wait….no both.

  24. Dolph Lundgren See Through Shirt
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought this was David Hasselhoff from the thumbnail. How far off was I?

  25. Lisa Marie Presley Weird Face CMA Music Festival
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess it was inevitable that she turn into fat Elvis.

  26. Kanye West Sweaty Governors Ball
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    Hootie?

  27. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    ThisWillHurt
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    And you thought Courtney Stodden was a gold-digger.

  28. Sienna Miller Cleavage Tom Sturridge Stupid Hat 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    Is her body odor that bad? That’s the best she can do with a couple of months notice?

  29. Ian Somerhalder Beaded Bracelet BloodyCon 2013
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    The Stinker.

  30. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
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    hahahahahahaha.

  31. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Fishnets Parklife Festival
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    She should not wear Nicki Minaj hand me downs.

  32. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
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    Nothing like a class move when you know that the paparazzi are all lined up next to you.

  33. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
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    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  34. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    Oh god…Burt Reynolds and now this. I guess they always say celebrities always go in threes.

  35. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
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    Fuck SpikeTV.

  36. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
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    Only Leo wants to smell where Leo’s hand has been.

  37. Giovanni Ribisi Holding Dog
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    Janet! Chrissy! Jack! The rent is due!

  38. Ian Somerhalder Beaded Bracelet BloodyCon 2013
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    “. . . another acting job. The question from the audience was “Has my being in Vampire Diaries destroyed any chance of ever getting another acting job.”

  39. Kate Hudson Bikini Pouring Tea Into Sippie Cup For Child
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    “Here’s your tea, you little shit.”

  40. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope those little people are making a whole helluva lotta money taking that schtick out on the party circuit. Well done.

  41. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dear Cory, this is how others see you. Please stop it.”

  42. Leonardo DiCaprio Lukas Haas French Open
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Seriously dude. All you have to do is call them up and tell them to send you the one on page 12 of the catalog.”

  43. Kevin Federline Fat Sandals Victoria Prince
    Keith
    Commented on this photo:

    The hot blonde is still with him, huh? Seems like a fun chick if she can put up with that.

  44. Kanye West Sweaty Governors Ball
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    And she wore the most atrocious fashion
    As her mom pimped us out to make big bucks fast
    My testicles shamed into oblivion
    To Paris I retreated at last
    Oh Yeah
    Oh Yeah

  45. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
    Tiggles
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    Someone tell him he’s not a ghost yet, and that we can all see him.

  46. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
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    I love Ellen Page. Every movie I’ve ever seen her in, she’s stolen the show. Check out her performance in “Hard Candy”

  47. Michael Fassbender Canadian Grand Prix
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    “You are not zee NASCAR driver Rick Bobby.”

  48. Jeffrey Ross Looking Like Shit Spike TV Guys Choice 2103
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    C’mon Jeff, put the teenager away and get back to making ‘The Burn’.

  49. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    To the Skarsgard, Lesbos is just an island in the Aegean Sea.

  50. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this something JJ was shooting for the end of Star Wars VII?

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