The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.9.11

May 9th, 2011 // 493 Comments

“Is that a Chris Brown post down there? Goddammit…”

Welcome to the Monday Crap We Missed where we take a full weekend in Hollywood antics and turn it into a highlight reel of smurf-boner deflators, Fez right before he picks up his prom date, and another tip ‘o the cap to the Lollipop Guild. And if you have a problem with all of these little people shots remember, don’t knock it until you’ve tickled and/or thrown one.

In honor of this cop, who probably died on duty that day,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Halle Berry
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d love to make fun of her hair, but I am mesmerized by her entire body from her knees to her armpits.

  2. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Commented on this photo:

    why is he wearing mismatched socks?

    • thanks for the headache

      Why are they making yet another freaking spiderman movie?? I know: $. Still.

    • vlad

      he’s one of those people who just reach into the sock drawer and wear whatever two he pulls out.

    • kimmykimkim

      Superheroes are waaay too busy to be matching up socks all day. That’s my take on this. Cuz really, it takes allll day.

  3. Peter Dinklage
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a Dwarf Border Collie Mix to me….but, I’m not sure what breed the dog is.

  4. Mike Tyson
    viralan
    Commented on this photo:

    AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

  5. Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    (whispers) he looks like an angry elf

  6. Wilmer Valderrama
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wilmer down to flower delivery these days? Seems about right.

  7. Marie Osmond
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Married again for less than a week and she is already going to hotels in NYC without her husband…this does not bode well for a successful remarriage!

  8. Marie Osmond
    Commented on this photo:

    Marie looks like she’s doing pretty well. Looks great for her age, happy, moving in to Luxury No Fee Apartments…

  9. Harrison Ford
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Another victim of “Ally McBeal Syndrome” !

  10. Keira Knightley
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks retarded here. And yet still better than the floozy I woke up with this morning. Annoyed.

  11. Sophie Turner
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    And . . . I need the back up underwear.

  12. Harrison Ford
    Commented on this photo:

    Lunch time! I’m guessing that’s two cokes and a burrito for him, and a bag of warm air for Callista.

  13. Keira Knightley
    tkb
    Commented on this photo:

    “See? This is the face I made in order to the get the part of the Joker in the next Batman movie.”

  14. Kendra Wilkinson
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know Xtina and Kendra were related!

  15. Helena Bonham Carter
    tkb
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!”

  16. Mike Tyson
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Officer, drop the phone and pull the gun. NOW!

  17. Marie Osmond
    tkb
    Commented on this photo:

    Old people shouldn’t be that thin.

  18. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Hipster glasses? Check.
    Hipster tee over long-sleeved hipster shirt with gay thumb holes? Check.
    Hipster black skinny jeans? Check.
    Hipster sneaks and mismatched hipster socks? Check.
    Fire when ready.

  19. Lady Gaga
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    “America’s Cautionary Self-Help Guru” , explains how big the hole in heart is after hearing that her “Egg” was destroyed by careless housekeepers at her hotel.

  20. Russell Brand
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Pole!
    That’s a tight ass!

  21. Wilmer Valderrama
    tkb
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody loves their mama.

  22. Stone Cold Steve Austin
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    I see Steve Austin is in training for the Nathan’s Hotdog Eating Contest!

  23. Kendra Wilkinson
    Commented on this photo:

    (thinking)…this is the second job that farting at the wrong time has cost me.

  24. Keira Knightley
    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    I….. WANT YOUR SOUL!!!!

    I…. WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!

    come to daddy.

  25. Keira Knightley
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    All English people don’t have horrible teeth!
    That’s a terrible stereotype!
    See?

  26. Mike Tyson
    tkb
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck the ear. I’ll bite your entire face off!!

  27. Rihanna
    HackSaw
    Commented on this photo:

    How the hell did you miss that?

  28. Halle Berry
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Halle Berry channels Lady Gaga! Two crazy bitches are better than one!

  29. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    Her nipples look like fruit stripe gum…I wonder if chewing on them loses flavor as fast.

  30. Lady Gaga
    fartbucket
    Commented on this photo:

    i liked this singer better when she was in Deee-Lite.

  31. Wilmer Valderrama
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Once again, Wilmer attempts to apologize to Mandy Moore for announcing to the world that he was first!

  32. Sophie Turner
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Face is somewhat busted but the dress and what it covers are definitely not!

  33. Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Commented on this photo:

    Stone Cold walking back to his hotel after discovering you can buy tylenol with Codeine over the counter in Canada.

  34. Helena Bonham Carter
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look closely, you can actually see what’s left of the bike messenger inside the helmet.

  35. Adam Lambert
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Adam Lambert does his Christina Ricci impersonation.

  36. Peter Dinklage
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Dinky little guy with a dinky little dog.

  37. Adam Lambert
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like his mom is starting to realize she’s never getting grandchildren.

  38. Mike Tyson
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t go for your pepper spray or taser, it will only make him madder and he will bite your entire head off. Just give him your ear, nose or face and be glad you escaped with most of your body parts intact.

  39. Mike Tyson
    Commented on this photo:

    somehow…you just know that is not gonna smell good.

  40. Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    You can’t see it, but he’s got that “I hugged Stephanie Seymour” thing going on again.

  41. Rihanna
    SteakTarTar
    Commented on this photo:

    Rihanna seen here arriving at the auditions for Disney’s “The Little Mermaid VI: King Poseidon’s Baby Mama Adventure”

  42. Keira Knightley
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m Fire Marshal Keira. Let me show you something!”

  43. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Commented on this photo:

    This version of Spiderman brought to you by Transition Lenses.

  44. Ke$ha
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s wearing Chester Cheetah glasses to let her fans know it ain’t easy being sleazy.

  45. Helena Bonham Carter
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the first woman I’ve seen where her calf muscles look bigger than her thighs.

  46. Kendra Wilkinson
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    She always looks like she just fell out of bed. Wait…

  47. Harrison Ford
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    mmm, warm air. bangarang!!!!!!!

  48. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    swalton
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I have this totally cool, underground crime fighting alter ego, nah you’ve probably never heard of him’

  49. Helena Bonham Carter
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick looks like Rosie Perez and Rachel Dratch scissored each other in a lake of Mickey Rourke’s semen.

  50. Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus Christ, I get that Asians are slowly taking over the world, but do they really have to corner our cow assholes market too?

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