1. Bucky Barnes

    Fido: “I went to NYC and all I got was this lousy dwarf…”

  2. It had to be said

    What you don’t realize is that the dog is 18 inches tall.

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Looks like a Dwarf Border Collie Mix to me….but, I’m not sure what breed the dog is.

  4. (whispers) he looks like an angry elf

  5. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Dinky little guy with a dinky little dog.

  6. cc

    Why the long face?

  7. baron of all media

    Yo, I would NOT mess with that dog, man. That is one tough looking guard gnome.

  8. dewey cox

    “let me hold you, midget man
    so the dog will stop licking your face”

  9. Cock Dr

    Pete needs a new hairstylist. He looks all hennaed out on top.

  10. BigJim

    A bowl of ice cream, a Sponge Bob video, and cuddling on the couch with Mom would turn that frown upside down.

  11. If I were his stylist, I’d recommend he only walk next to a dachshund. Mutts make him look fat.

  12. It’s like God was messing around with Photoshop.

  13. MrG

    Like my dad used to tell me when I disappeared into the bathroom for the tenth time in a single day, “You need to lay off the little fella.”

  14. vlad

    he must have lost his saddle so he has to walk his horse

  15. Hans

    What’s with all the Peter Dinklage photos lately?

    • Dweezel

      Everyone here thinks that they’re funnier than they are. He’s a very good actor.

      If you haven’t seen ‘the Station Agent’, you should.

  16. Jenny with a Y

    That’s a pretty long face for such a short man.

  17. s'up bitches

    Why in the fuck do you little assholes try to shove those fuckin’ tollhouses down our throats. How about a little variety shit stain!?


    Midgets taste just like chicken. But kinda gamey.

  19. Cujo

    Who picks up who’s poop in this situation?

  20. t.s. smelliot

    Who’s walking who?

  21. Brennan Haley

    Where did Colin Farrel get that ugly fucking horse?

  22. KC

    NIce Chihuahua he’s got there.

  23. UnholyKrep

    Damn, Smurfs on Ice must be sold out.

  24. VandaL

    Why is he not riding it?

  25. Deacon Jones

    The camera must add a couple pounds to the Direwolves.

  26. Turd Ferguson

    A beautiful photo alongside his trusty Steed.

  27. Steelerchick

    I always thought John Mellancamp was bigger

  28. Uh-oh, looks like someone just got confused for a fire hydrant again.

  29. Carnie

    In mother russia…dog walks you!

  30. misohongry

    I get the impression that his stylist suggests he avoids wearing colors at all costs.

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