superficial

  1. It had to be said

    Wilmer down to flower delivery these days? Seems about right.

  2. tkb

    Somebody loves their mama.

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Once again, Wilmer attempts to apologize to Mandy Moore for announcing to the world that he was first!

  4. adolf hitler

    yo momma!

  5. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    ONE:
    Cut a hole in the vase.

  6. This man even knows how to get laid on Mother’s Day.

  7. Hugh Jass

    Excess flowers from his last lawn care job?

  8. Wait, don’t red roses signify romance and passion? Godammit Wilmer, we know you’re a womanizer, but leave your mother out of this one.

  9. cc

    “Hey, you can have these if give me a part. Doesn’t have to be a big part, just a walk on. How about the catering company then?”

  10. TomFrank

    “Jennifer Love Hewitt is single. Jennifer Love Hewitt is single.. . .”

  11. “FTD? Yeah, I’ll need one red rose for every woman I’ve impregnated for Sunday. Thanks.”

  12. Good news, he bought these for Mother’s Day…Bad news, he gave them to your Mom.

  13. Hans

    Surprising his new S.O. at her highschool, Fez is a total sweetheart. Until later in the night, when he’s totally in her shitter.

  14. You’re never gonna do it without the Fez on…

  15. poodle

    These will make Mr. Lopart feel better today. Come on tools!

  16. Jenny with a Y

    That man must be really good at performing oral sex. Just sayin’…

  17. MILF

    Fifty bucks said those flowers & that douchey watch were elbow deep into Ryan Seacrest last night.

  18. MILF

    *says*

  19. Sin

    I fucked up This Much.

  20. Let ProFlowers.com help you say, “Thanks for not keeping it.”

  21. sexsells

    i sed good day

  22. Rygar

    Someone’s looking for attention.

  23. Steelerchick

    I seriously thought that he died.

  24. The casting agent who gets these still won’t be swayed.

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