Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you super early today because Photo Boy and I are finally seeing The Avengers as you’re reading this, so I can post a nerdishly long review later tonight because it’s that time of year again. And for you careful observers, yes, I just took a half-day on my first day back from vacation. I didn’t want to get a cramp.
PENIS JOKE SMASH!
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Funny how the no name girls are hotter than the celebs.. well funny in a celebs are generally not as hot as non celebs way :)
Fish, it’s like you’re forcing me to be productive today. That’s mean.
This next “Human Centipede” sequel looks even more disturbing.
Yep, still in Victoria’s purse.
LOL
Shazam!
For a fleeting moment, I was monumentally aroused. Then the though that Bieber shags the girl on the left flashed through my mind and that was a proverbial cold shower.
Actually what ruined the fantasy was your realization that they’re actually not children. Let’s not kid ourselves.
“I … I’m sorry, ma’am. Did you … did you just call me a ‘dirty hippy’?”
I hate close talkers.
If I could Mr Potato Head them bitches, I’d bolt together a solid 7 for sexual use and a 4 for sexual abuse.
If I could human centipede those bitches, I’d go to prison for a very long time.
You’ll go to prison soon enough for the child porn on your laptop. Don’t worry.:)
“And it’s douchebag by a nose.”
You could put a reel on that thing and fish with it.
there’s more vagina slipping in this picture than maria’s last photoshoot.
“Whew. All this testosterone is intoxicating. But, man, these belts are super heavy. Still: worth it!”
If God wanted to prove he existed, he’d let this little bitch be in the ring next fight and make sure the most chaotic free-for-all in the history of boxing broke out.
Turd alert, turd alert!
Yeah?
He’s being held up because he contains way more than 3 fluid ounces of douche water.
“What sort of person would put a giant mirror outside?”
Good lord! They’ve hung a little sunscreen on Leann and they’re using her like a folding chair!
“Shit…there’s Madonna. She’s so fat and disgusting. Don’t say anything and hopefully she won’t notice us.”
“I was not always as you see me now. Can you spare a dollar?”
“Like it? Yeah, Rothlisberger gives one of these little hats to everyone he rapes.”
More like Joey Fatterone.
rod stewart sucks ass although I dig the mandolin at the end of Maggie May
Psst… it’s at the beginning.
Rod’s stuff is great up to and including Night on the Town. His first four albums especially, since they’re practically Faces albums.
i must have thought it was the end because i switch station after it’s over.
I’m pretty sure there’s mandolin at the beginning and at the end.
I thought he was referring to the intro.
That is insanely unflattering for her chest.
Gee, I didn’t know they needed to spill out all over the place, all whore-like.
She looks fine.
She squashed them and they appear to be lopsided.
Fashion FAIL
And you haven’t even seen the shoes, CD.
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I’m not a fashionista by any stretch of the imagination but she could have picked out some better shoes. Eh, who cares as long as she switches teams and those shoes are on my floor.
Who is Joey Fat One?
“Khloe! Hey Khloe!”
How nice that he passed on his ears to his daughter
For fuck’s sake.
What, you’re not digging the hat? Is it the colors?
Well, that just ruined any gold bikini fantasies I ever had.
Good news, she’s still wearing it. Find a crowbar and you can pry it out of her crevasse for a souvenir.
That was sick….and funny as hell. Dick. Hell.
Aren’t you a little fat for a Princess?
little? Ain’t nothing little about it
I am getting a bit tired of these Courtney Stodden posts…
You have to admire her commitment to method acting. She stays in character as “dead-faced chick who can’t act” everywhere she goes.
“My boring haz a boring.”
“Come on, Rumer. You’ve got plenty to spare. Please?”
If I could thumbs up this comment more than once, I would.
Guess that whole weight loss thing didn’t stick.
He’s good at that.
Relax, it’s just a fire hydrant, not Kurt’s giant ghost penis.
Dose Titays
Keep your chin up Rumer, it’ll make your neck SUPER strong.
“Just so you know, I’m totally not intimidated by your front butt, Kourtney.”
I’m MELTING!
Hey, I finished 6th grade too, can I have one?
Who plays the second one from the right? No reason, just ask-tits. The reason is tits.
Her name is Bitch.
…many a casting agent, and before that, her mom’s many suitors
Hello 911, someone stole my shopping cart with all my stuff.
Funny Omega
In a minute, he’s going to sit astride Sarah Jessica Parker and OWN those other nags.
Freudian Slip moment: I immediately read that as “Jaws”
Bah! A Make-up artist!
I can haz diploma ?
PLZZZZZZZZZZZ ?
Need some help?
This is not the slave girl I was looking for.
“You pull any of that barroom shit with me boy and I’ll kick your ass from here to Poughkeepsie.”
Shopping with someone who has a weak chin = bad idea Rumor
Scruffy pubes look – ew
no, i think he just gave serina williams head
duh and they said to me if I behaved really really well for the people with flashy camera’s they would let me use the big boy scissors this time coz last time I cut off my wee wee by accident duh