The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.6.13

May 6th, 2013 // 186 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, where you’re going to notice a few tweaks in its format. First, we’re ditching the random boobs. Well, mostly. Second, we’re going for more of a ‘Best Of’ approach by giving you only what we thought were the most comment-worthy shots. You guys constantly deliver gold and it’s a shame to waste your efforts unless it’s something like Will Smith knighting his douchebag kid in some sort of Royal Douche ceremony. (Get it? They’re douches.) See, you’re better at this than us anyway. Hopefully you guys dig the changes and if not — and you ask nicely — maybe we’ll go back to stuffing this thing full of British prostitutes.

Here’s to new beginnings. *raises Mason jar of piss*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt
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    Wonderful, she ate the eye of Sauron… Just freaking wonderful.

  2. John Popper Eating Hot Dog
    CrashHell
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    He blew that dog for the entire show…I think I want my money back, but I’m not sure yet…

  3. Olivia Culpo Nipples See Through Dress
    MD2020
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    I think I like this trend of beauty pageant contestants going topless and/or doing porn.

  4. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Cleavage Holding Dogs
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Honey, I think she’s got fleas. Can you check? . . . Keep looking . . . Keep looking . . .”

  5. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Cleavage Holding Dogs
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    If Alec hands her the white dog, Hilaria will have four big puppies under her chin to handle.

  6. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt
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    That poor kid has no idea how many times she has avoided becoming a late night snack.

  7. Mike Thompson June Shannon Wedding Toasting Mountain Dew
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    How sweet that their wedding colors were Mountain Dew and Home Depot.

  8. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt
    meeps!
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    “Start the reactor. Free Mars!”

  9. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt
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    “It’s almost time for this one to come out. I’m going to have to get pregnant again immediately, cause I damn sure ain’t working out.”

  10. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt
    DeucePickle
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    You know her husband has a bunch of pics of her naked pregnant super boobs. Some day we’ll get/have to see them

  11. Tom Cruise
    ThisWillHurt
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    No photo description? How the hell am I supposed to know who this is and where he/she’s at? Goddamn you, Superficial!

  12. Alexander Skarsgard Eating
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    Even the Skarsgard needs to recharge every now and then. Wait your turn, lady.

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Spandes Spreading Legs
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    Did she just Rickroll us with her crotch?

  14. Mike Thompson June Shannon Wedding Toasting Mountain Dew
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    Nothing says ‘romance’ like swigging Mason jar goblets of each other’s pee.

  15. Ron Jeremy Old Sickly Looking
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    Zombie Al Sharpton

  16. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Cleavage Holding Dogs
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    I hope he’s getting his money’s worth out of those implants he bought her.

  17. Tom Cruise
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    “Excuse me, miss, but did you just say ‘pre-op’? Give your number to my manager.”

  18. Olivia Culpo Nipples See Through Dress
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    Mea culpa, Culpo cupless

  19. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Cleavage Holding Dogs
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    The page scrolling isn’t working properly. When you click on a picture and it scrolls to the next one, the comment bot disappears and it replaced with a zero. I have to refresh the page to get the comment box back.

  20. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
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    Has Ice-T realized what science has done yet?

  21. John Popper Eating Hot Dog
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    Are you tired of dating douche bags while looking for your prince charming? I’m a nice guy, don’t put me in the friend zone.

  22. Ron Jeremy Old Sickly Looking
    Chinny
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    Don’t you point that thing at me!

  23. Liam Neeson Goatee Shooting Gun Movie Set
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    Thinking I was Sean Bean was your first mistake… and your last, motherfucker!

  24. Her belly button makes her stomach look like a huge boob.

  25. Will Smith Knigting Jaden Smith
    JPC
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    Pretty sure it’s not the first time he’s been poked in the face with a rod.

  26. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt
    yourmom
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    Hey, little brother, lay off the chili’s, the gas is killing us!!

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Panty Flash
    Wow
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    I’m thinking she might be a fun fuck.

  28. Will Smith Knigting Jaden Smith
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    “Always remember, son, your mom and I buy you movies to star in so you don’t have to go through what we did. Always remember.”

  29. Ron Jeremy Old Sickly Looking
    Deacon Jones
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    wow he looks like SHIT since he got out of the hospital, hope he pulls through – he’s a true American hero (tear)

  30. Martha Plimpton Derpface Cleavage
    Chinny
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    Somewhere, River Phoenix’s ghost is thanking the inventor of heroin.

  31. Emma Stone
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    I liked her better before she started doing all her interviews in Swahili.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Pregnant Belly Fat Ass
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    Is Kim shilling for Sears, since that’s the only place she can get a deal on a garage door wide enough to fit her moojestic ass?

  33. Deacon Jones

    Alright, TWO things here that are currently fucked up on the site today-

    1 – Comment thumbs up/down voting, which, to be honest, was about 90% of the inspiration for me to even bother writing comments

    2 – When I scroll through the pictures, the “Leave a Comment” box is replaced with a “0″ and I have to refresh the screen for the comment box or any comments under that photo to reappear

  34. Mike Thompson June Shannon Wedding Toasting Mountain Dew
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    Nothing like some moose piss to get a wedding off the ground.

  35. Ron Jeremy Old Sickly Looking
    Wow
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    His whole body now resembles a penis.

  36. Sharon Stone Erect Nipples
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    Pardon me, Ms. Stone, but Sir Isaac Newton would like a word with you.

  37. load of shit this is, PB.

  38. Tom Cruise
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    “I finally found race of people shorter than me. Bow before me! I am your GOD!”

  39. Will Smith Knigting Jaden Smith
    Beer Baron
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    I dub thee, Sir Homo.

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Pregnant Belly Fat Ass
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    This was the thirteenth time Kim turned to hear who was weeping softly behind her, not realizing it was the zipper.

  41. Steven Tyler
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    That’s funny, this is what I feel like doing when new Aerosmith albums come out.

  42. Coco Cleavage Tight Minidress
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    I want to nail this chick so badly. Ice-T, you lucky bastard.

  43. Wendy Williams Thin Waist Corset
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    Ikea recalls it’s latest Wëndy line of dressers, due to the unsafe top-heavy construction and hazardous use of recycled materials.

  44. Joshua Jackson Mouth Open Diane Kruger Cafe
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    “No, seriously, Josh, I used to watch Dawson’s Creek, like, all the time.”

    “Eeewww.”

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Pregnant Belly Fat Ass
    Cock Dr
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    I detest the “new generic photo description”, which just seems to be pure laziness on the site’s end.
    But we don’t need any captions to know who this one is.
    MOO

  46. Liam Neeson Goatee Shooting Gun Movie Set
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    This will be the first and last time he hire’s Nick Cage’s wig guy.

  47. Will Smith Knigting Jaden Smith
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    Jaden has a long future of kneeling in front of men with things hitting him in the face ahead of him.

  48. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Cleavage Holding Dogs
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    With a name like Hilaria, it seems like she should be funnier…or at least have comically big boobs. Oh, I get it now.

  49. Will Smith Knigting Jaden Smith
    Keno
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    As with most things, the Smiths added too much pageantry to the game “got your nose”.

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Pregnant Belly Fat Ass
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    she’s so big now that her head looks tiny. I mean even her hands have gotten enormous

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