The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.5.14

May 5th, 2014 // 373 Comments

Welcome back to regular installments of The Crap We Missed. I know you’ve all been experiencing some terrible withdrawl, just curled up in the shower, rocking yourselves and mumbling “What’s going on with Gerard Butler? Is he still traveling the world making love to strangers in temporary crappers? Did any whores totally whore themselves on Instagram? Do d-list celebrities even have butts anymore?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHOW US!!”

Whoa. Calm down now, shh, shh…we’ve got you covered with an extra side of urban contemporary Tom Berenger. You’re all going to be fine,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples Carrying Daughter Penelope
    argleblargle
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    I think Patton Oswalt is this kid’s real father.

  2. Loni Anderson Cleavage 21st Annual Race To Erase MS Gala
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    Baby, if you’ve ever wondered
    Wondered whatever became of me
    I”m livin’ off resids in Culver City,
    And Father Time beat the shit out of me.

  3. Tom Berenger Beret Scarf
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    Damn, I thought he was straight. But then again, he did make a move with Kirstie Alley once.

  4. Serena Williams Cleavage Crazy Hair
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    Hey Serena, the 80′s would like Dee Snider’s hair back.

  5. Angela Lansbury Holding Single Rose
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    Looks like Blofeld felt it was time to ditch the cat, buy a wig and get all pretty to trap Bond.

  6. Heidi Klum Bikini Eating Popsicle Instagram
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    If you’re into ribs and collar bones…here ya go

  7. Joanna Krupa Naked Angel PETA Ad Instagram
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    So that crucifix now smells like twat?

  8. Jessica Simpson Toned Legs Short Shorts Eric Johnson
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    Eric’s thinking: Gee, havent’ seen calves like that since being bent over in the locker room.

  9. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I will never get tired of looking at this chick’s ass.

  10. Joanna Krupa Naked Angel PETA Ad Instagram
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    “Always adopt… before we gas ‘em ourselves.”™

  11. Serena Williams Cleavage Crazy Hair
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    Yep, that’s him alright.

  12. Macaulay Culkin Slicked Back Hair The Pizza Underground Show
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    He looks like Jax Teller’s ‘special’ kid brother.

  13. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples Carrying Daughter Penelope
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    Kourtney is turning into Kim. Run Scott! Run you stupid useless bastard!

  14. Scott Speedman Basketball Hipster Clothes
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    Nice hat, dingus. Apparently, it’s warm enough for shorts, though.

  15. Katharine McPhee Cleavage Boob Window Dress Google Netflix White House Correspondents Weekend Party
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    When the married directors and producers well runs dry, there is always politicians.

  16. Bar Refaeli Naked GQ Spread Instagram
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    Yes, but where is page 57?!

  17. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
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    Like a rhinestone whorebag…

  18. Hilary Duff Nipples V Neck Shirt Tight Jeans
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    Are we sure that’s her? I mean, it’s a 3/4 shot from the front…

  19. Angela Lansbury Holding Single Rose
    alan Alda's Nutsack
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    Paul McCartney is looking old these days

  20. Donatella Versace Anna Wintour Costume Center Grand Opening
    alan Alda's Nutsack
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    Gollum as an evil muppet

  21. Mischa Barton Fat Legs
    david(guest)
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    pfffffFART!

  22. Steven Tyler Bending Over 21st Annual Race To Erase MS Gala
    Brit
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    Your move, Coco

  23. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage 100th Annual White House Correspondents Dinner
    Gordon GEICO
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    I loaded this picture into Photoshop and used the color-picker on one of her teeth. The RGB value was 259,259,259. Everything I have been told is wrong.

  24. Donatella Versace Anna Wintour Costume Center Grand Opening
    Gordon GEICO
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    The caption on this picture got mixed up. It’s from the set of Game of Thrones when they were shooting the white walkers scenes. Good show.

  25. Scott Speedman Basketball Hipster Clothes
    j/k
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    “Yeah, I’m doing the white guy thing with the shorts coat and hat.”

  26. Mischa Barton Fat Legs
    j/k
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    Thunder calves?

  27. Coco Cleavage Instagram
    Lou Braccant
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    Help me Ice, my butt’s stuck in the footwell

  28. Hilary Duff Nipples V Neck Shirt Tight Jeans
    Sloppy Redneck
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    I would eat road kill out her butt ..

  29. Dita Von Teese Bra See Through Shirt
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    It’s not really working for her anymore, is it? Sad.

  30. Jake Gyllenhaal Antoine Fuqua Making Fists Mayweather VS Maidana Pre Fight Party
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    Jake Gyllenhaal and “Tuff Guy” just go together

  31. Heidi Klum Bikini Eating Popsicle Instagram
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    Not even the multicultural phallic symbol in her mouth can distract from her weird, lumpy body. How did she ever make a living as a model?

  32. Macaulay Culkin Slicked Back Hair The Pizza Underground Show
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    He’s put on some weight, looks good…so why the long face?

  33. Prince Harry With Guy Screaming At Young Woman
    Vlad
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    ATTENTION PEASANTS, AVAILABLE PRINCE COMING THROUGH!
    (girl) Stuff it you prat

  34. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Vlad
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    The Worst Body Money Can Buy

  35. Khloe Kardashian Tiny Waist Huge Ass Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    that girdle gives me hope for the technology to finally build a space elevator. Gotta start small.

  36. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
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    Oh, I hope for Terry Richardson’s sake that this isn’t his apartment. Then again, this could be Alec’s time to shine.

  37. Loni Anderson Cleavage 21st Annual Race To Erase MS Gala
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    WKRP…W-Krap

    I just got that.

  38. Serena Williams Cleavage Crazy Hair
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    Don’t make her angry…you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry

  39. Shauna Sand Bikini
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    I’m pretty sure this picture has been photoshopped, and not just because her boobs don’t have corners.

  40. Meghan McCain Cleavage John McCain 100th Annual White House Correspondents Dinner
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    Show of hands…how many of you thought John McCain was dating Coco?

  41. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage 100th Annual White House Correspondents Dinner
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    boobs are supposed to start closer to your neck than your waist. this…this is just wrong

  42. Joanna Krupa Naked Angel PETA Ad Instagram
    renotastic
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    Dis how chicken cross the road.

  43. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Cleavage Hank Baskett Hank Jr
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    Men marry hot chicks hoping they’ll never change. Hot chicks marry men so they don’t have to be hot any more.

  44. Bar Refaeli Naked GQ Spread Instagram
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    ooh, a new Stephen King novel. I wonder what small New England town will be menaced by a supernatural monster than can only be banished by the power of a pre-teen gang bang this time?

  45. Angela Lansbury Holding Single Rose
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    So…..I see that the rumors were true about her and Stan Lee hooking up.

  46. Donatella Versace Anna Wintour Costume Center Grand Opening
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    Donatella Versace at the Anna Wintour Costume Center Grand Opening…

    that my friends is what we call a slow pitch.

  47. Coco Cleavage Instagram
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    she has gross feet…and on up

  48. Khloe Kardashian Tiny Waist Huge Ass Mirror Selfie Instagram
    anonym
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    oh she’s sucking it in hard.

    and I didn’t even know she was the youngest of the Kuntrashian sisters.

  49. Jake Gyllenhaal Antoine Fuqua Making Fists Mayweather VS Maidana Pre Fight Party
    gumbypokey
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    Jacob “Jakes” Teller

  50. Serena Williams Cleavage Crazy Hair
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Automatic way to stop that smile? Ask her if she’s gonna bow out of the 1st round of the upcoming French Open like she did 2 years ago against Virginie Razzano.

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