The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.5.14

May 5th, 2014 // 373 Comments

Welcome back to regular installments of The Crap We Missed. I know you’ve all been experiencing some terrible withdrawl, just curled up in the shower, rocking yourselves and mumbling “What’s going on with Gerard Butler? Is he still traveling the world making love to strangers in temporary crappers? Did any whores totally whore themselves on Instagram? Do d-list celebrities even have butts anymore?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHOW US!!”

Whoa. Calm down now, shh, shh…we’ve got you covered with an extra side of urban contemporary Tom Berenger. You’re all going to be fine,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jame Lynn Spears Daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge Watching Britney Vegas Show
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    North Shore, River Parish Mouth Breather…it’s an LA thing!

  2. Khloe Kardashian Tiny Waist Huge Ass Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    I always liked playing with funhouse mirrors.

  3. Coco Cleavage Instagram
    Bonky
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    If it was anybody else and I would say that picture had
    some really bad photoshopping, but nope, that shit is
    real right there.

  4. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
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    Take yourself seriously much?

  5. Macaulay Culkin Slicked Back Hair The Pizza Underground Show
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    Ryan Gosling and Bart Simpson have finally spawned.

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Brian Hallisay Baby Daughter Autumn
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    Baby weight’s a bitch to lose, huh fatso?

  7. Scott Speedman Basketball Hipster Clothes
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    I’ve never seen him in anything but the Underworld movies. Mmmm. Kate Beckinsale.

  8. Gerard Butler Grabbing Womans Arm
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    Someone needs to give him Travolta’s wig maker’s number. And then maybe he could give him the number of someone good.

  9. Dita Von Teese Bra See Through Shirt
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    It’s amazing how boring high maintenance can be.

  10. Scott Speedman Basketball Hipster Clothes
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    Canada is the birthplace of basketball…

  11. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
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    From the right angle, she almost looks as pretty as some of the average girls at any high school.

  12. Mischa Barton Fat Legs
    diego
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    Kirstie Alley???

  13. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Brian Hallisay Baby Daughter Autumn
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    …and this was the best she ever looked again.

  14. Shauna Sand Bikini
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    Hell Yeah…right up to the point where the neck ends.

  15. Loni Anderson Cleavage 21st Annual Race To Erase MS Gala
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    Silicone should have an expiration date.

  16. Shauna Sand Bikini
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    I enjoy her sex tape regularly.

  17. Tom Berenger Beret Scarf
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    Everything he owns is in the part of the hat that is hanging over his ear.

  18. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
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    I’d still fuck this crazy bitch.

  19. Meghan McCain Cleavage John McCain 100th Annual White House Correspondents Dinner
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    Did he tell the story about Russia being like a gas station again? Hey John, go away. Seriously, please…go…away…quickly!

  20. Serena Williams Cleavage Crazy Hair
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    I love her on The Voice.

  21. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Her doctor advised her to start looking over the other shoulder to make sure not to strain any neck muscles.

  22. Meghan McCain Cleavage John McCain 100th Annual White House Correspondents Dinner
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    The only fuckable Republican chick.

  23. Meghan McCain Cleavage John McCain 100th Annual White House Correspondents Dinner
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    Eyes up John. Eyes up.

  24. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage 100th Annual White House Correspondents Dinner
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    What happened to her? Just a few years ago, she was the hottest thing around. Now she’s so meh.

  25. Angela Lansbury Holding Single Rose
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    Looks like she started going to Simon Cowell’s hairdresser.

  26. Bar Refaeli Naked GQ Spread Instagram
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    How cutting edge.

  27. Heidi Klum Bikini Eating Popsicle Instagram
    Don Sterling
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    The last time she sucked on something colored, she was married to Seal.

  28. Donatella Versace Anna Wintour Costume Center Grand Opening
    david(guest)
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    lady gaga, seen here wearing OLD AGE

  29. Macaulay Culkin Slicked Back Hair The Pizza Underground Show
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    The sad part of the picture is that he hasn’t looked as good in ten years.

  30. Coco Cleavage Instagram
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    I think she borrowed Kloe’s funhouse mirror.

  31. Khloe Kardashian Tiny Waist Huge Ass Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    Jesus, Khloe! Eat a sandwich or something. Your ass is almost normal sized!

  32. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Cleavage Hank Baskett Hank Jr
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    My comment about Shauna Sand applies here too.

  33. Jame Lynn Spears Daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge Watching Britney Vegas Show
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    Huuuuuuuuh…when can we go to Wal-Marts, huuuuuuuuuuh.

    Mom, please, public voice…public voice.

  34. Katharine McPhee Cleavage Boob Window Dress Google Netflix White House Correspondents Weekend Party
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    I endured that stupid show SMASH for two seasons just to watch her each week. Glutton for punishment.

  35. Katharine McPhee Cleavage Boob Window Dress Google Netflix White House Correspondents Weekend Party
    david(guest)
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    proper beautiful woman. look up her appearance on Community, she was blonde and quite stunning

  36. Hilary Duff Nipples V Neck Shirt Tight Jeans
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    Thick as molasses on a cold winter morning.

  37. Billy Crystal Reggie Miller Makeout Clippers Game
    Don Sterling
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    If I do that, can I have my team back?

  38. Tom Berenger Beret Scarf
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    If I were King, dudes in scarves would get the guillotine.

  39. Jame Lynn Spears Daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge Watching Britney Vegas Show
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    I wonder if Jamie Lynn realizes that she’s about ten years away from being a grandmother.

  40. Donatella Versace Anna Wintour Costume Center Grand Opening
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    Pre-photoshop approval Lady Gaga

  41. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt Fishnets
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    She’s really hot. She’s got a great ass.

  42. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
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    I’d be in that ass all day, every day. Love her.

  43. Coco Cleavage Instagram
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    Oh yes. More Coco, please.

  44. Dita Von Teese Bra See Through Shirt
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    She’s fucking sexy.

  45. Bar Refaeli Naked GQ Spread Instagram
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    Hot chicks don’t like it when I try to write on them.

  46. Donatella Versace Anna Wintour Costume Center Grand Opening
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    What is wrong with this sentence: Donnatella Versace is a fashion icon.

  47. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples Carrying Daughter Penelope
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    Everyone puts on that face when they’re photographed with a Kardashian.

  48. Jame Lynn Spears Daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge Watching Britney Vegas Show
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Hey, its takes me a whole water bottle full of vodka to sit through a Brittany Spears concert also.

  49. Katharine McPhee Cleavage Boob Window Dress Google Netflix White House Correspondents Weekend Party
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    She’s pretty.

  50. Loni Anderson Cleavage 21st Annual Race To Erase MS Gala
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    I’ve wondered, wondered, whatever became of her.

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