The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.5.14

May 5th, 2014 // 373 Comments

Welcome back to regular installments of The Crap We Missed. I know you’ve all been experiencing some terrible withdrawl, just curled up in the shower, rocking yourselves and mumbling “What’s going on with Gerard Butler? Is he still traveling the world making love to strangers in temporary crappers? Did any whores totally whore themselves on Instagram? Do d-list celebrities even have butts anymore?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHOW US!!”

Whoa. Calm down now, shh, shh…we’ve got you covered with an extra side of urban contemporary Tom Berenger. You’re all going to be fine,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples Carrying Daughter Penelope
    JimBB
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    If I were that kid, I’d be crying too.

  2. Billy Crystal Reggie Miller Makeout Clippers Game
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    Are we really dying to know Donald Sterling’s opinion on the gays?

  3. Jame Lynn Spears Daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge Watching Britney Vegas Show
    George P Burdell
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    I’m tellin’ daddy about this.

  4. Jake Gyllenhaal Antoine Fuqua Making Fists Mayweather VS Maidana Pre Fight Party
    Eddie
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    Righteous Oreo Cookie

  5. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Who? I thought her 15 minutes were up.

  6. Miley Cyrus Butt Bodysuit Instagram
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    I see no tits or vagina. I don’t think it’s Miley.

  7. Steven Tyler Bending Over 21st Annual Race To Erase MS Gala
    George P Burdell
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    I shit on MS!

  8. Jame Lynn Spears Daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge Watching Britney Vegas Show
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    How long until they’re trying to push Maddie as the next big pop star? I say as soon as she hits puberty.

  9. Joanna Krupa Naked Angel PETA Ad Instagram
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    Dis how chicken demonstrate dat “Dis how chicken” joke is immortal. Bok.

  10. Gerard Butler Grabbing Womans Arm
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    “I’ll show you where Sparta is.”

  11. Khloe Kardashian Tiny Waist Huge Ass Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    Three easy steps to tell if an Instagram account uses photoshop:

    1. Is the account owner’s last name “Kardashian” or “Jenner?”
    2. Do they have breasts?
    3. Do you really need a third step? She’s a fucking Kardashian for christsakes!

  12. Khloe Kardashian Tiny Waist Huge Ass Mirror Selfie Instagram
    Spleen
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    I see that they’ve decided to hire professionals to do the photoshopping.

  13. Meghan McCain Cleavage John McCain 100th Annual White House Correspondents Dinner
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    She claims to be politically independent, but all I see is a liberal amount of conservative titties.

  14. Loni Anderson Cleavage 21st Annual Race To Erase MS Gala
    I'mCool
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    Skin on face—too fake.
    Skin on chest—not fake enough.

  15. Joanna Krupa Naked Angel PETA Ad Instagram
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    creep factor: some of the dogs are staring at her ass.

  16. Jame Lynn Spears Daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge Watching Britney Vegas Show
    Spleen
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    The look of intelligence.

  17. Jame Lynn Spears Daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge Watching Britney Vegas Show
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    “Mommy? Where’d my Happy Meal go?”
    *looks at stage, starts crying*

  18. Tom Berenger Beret Scarf
    david(guest)
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    tom berenger is so camp these days he changed his name to tony, like the theatre awards. i know, that was a stretch…

  19. Bar Refaeli Naked GQ Spread Instagram
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    That’s a Stephen King novel I’d thumb through.

  20. Tom Berenger Beret Scarf
    Spleen
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    he should have killed Charlie Sheen when he had the chance.

  21. Hilary Duff Nipples V Neck Shirt Tight Jeans
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    Those pants look like they might cause vaginal injury.

  22. Loni Anderson Cleavage 21st Annual Race To Erase MS Gala
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    I’d WKRP all over her rack.

  23. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Spleen
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    Ummmmm … gross.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Tiny Waist Huge Ass Mirror Selfie Instagram
    yourmom
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    Look! I found Kim’s girdle!!

  25. Shauna Sand Bikini
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    I had heard that the fish in the Pacific Ocean were irradiated, but goddamn.

  26. Heidi Klum Bikini Eating Popsicle Instagram
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    Wie subtil.

  27. Donatella Versace Anna Wintour Costume Center Grand Opening
    Spleen
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    FUCK!!!

  28. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
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    Hell yes. She’s single and looking for some action. I’d be more than happy to give it to her. Several times.

  29. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I would love to see a frontal on this girl just once. Although that ass makes up for a lot of imperfections.

  30. Kourtney Kardashian Nipples Carrying Daughter Penelope
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    “You are getting an Instagram account with Photoshop, and that’s FINAL!”

  31. Loni Anderson Cleavage 21st Annual Race To Erase MS Gala
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    I would.

  32. Coco Cleavage Instagram
    Spleen
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    I see the airbags have deployed.

  33. Tom Berenger Beret Scarf
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    Still would.

  34. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Must be nice to have a job where you can just roll around on sand and have your photo taken for most of the day.

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Brian Hallisay Baby Daughter Autumn
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    “Aw, look at our adorable love-child!”
    “Love . . . right.”

  36. Dita Von Teese Bra See Through Shirt
    Spleen
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    Would not look out of place in a Nazi uniform.

  37. Heidi Klum Bikini Eating Popsicle Instagram
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    I’ve seen what’s behind those little orange curtains.
    No thank you.

  38. Donatella Versace Anna Wintour Costume Center Grand Opening
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    She looks like the fish girl from the muppets. Only not as good.

  39. Tom Berenger Beret Scarf
    Bonky
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    Your move, Nick Nolte.

  40. Joanna Krupa Naked Angel PETA Ad Instagram
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    “Look at the ass on that bitch.”

  41. Angela Lansbury Holding Single Rose
    david(guest)
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    “a rose by any other name, is ….” -angela lansbury. BEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!
    “call it, driver” -guy beside her
    “10:45, sir.” -driver
    “very good.”

  42. Katharine McPhee Cleavage Boob Window Dress Google Netflix White House Correspondents Weekend Party
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    Hot as fuck!

  43. Gerard Butler Grabbing Womans Arm
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    “Man…your boob feels odd!”

  44. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Instagram
    ben dover
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    she does look like a tranny in this pic

  45. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Cleavage Hank Baskett Hank Jr
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    And THAT is why you never MARRY a Playboy centerfold.

    • She was never a centerfold, she was a chick hired to stand around in body paint for Hefner’s birthday party, and he invited her to move in and bounce off his old shriveled cock for a regular paycheck. You know, kind of exactly like a prostitute.

  46. Scott Speedman Basketball Hipster Clothes
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    Canadian Tuxedo: check.

  47. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage 100th Annual White House Correspondents Dinner
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    That’s some low hangin’ fruit.

  48. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    It’s been too long since I’ve seen dat ass. It feels like home.

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