“I’m the luckiest girl in the world! WHEEEEEEEEE!”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Zombie Edition. Seriously, there is no shortage of the undead in here, and I’m not just talking about people who just look like they legally should be declared dead, but also those whose careers have fled this earthly plane, never to be seen again. Wait, did I link that to Megan Fox? Because I meant to link that to Megan Fox.
Still sleeping with a nightlight,
- Photo Boy
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I hope the 2 behind him aren’t the Secret Service agents. Because they might be a little impaired in some way.
How many of those gawd awful things did he down, and did he start singing Irish drinking songs?
I guess he held on to his money.
Kung-Fu Black Bear?
Shoulder pads do not make you thinner.
They make you look wider.
Maybe not the best look for Ms Simpson.
And the wedding date is……..???????
I guess Fleetwood Mac never goes out of style.
What kind of dog is he walking that he has to wear gloves like that?
Thats a street hockey stick
Monkey see…Monkey do… Monkey ears….
stupid comment
Who wants infectious bloodborne pathogens?
Tom, kudos on enjoying your ride down Giselle’s pigshoot…
Hey.. where’s my teleprompter!? Someone gotta tell me what to do with this!
(reading out loud) “…drinks the beer with his left hand…”
very nice!
Why does she have a mouth full of piano keys?
This photo should serve as a warning to Christina Hendricks.
Thanks for bringing me back from the Courtney Love shot………….*mmmmbacon*
How many lips does she think she has?
Halfway through being raptured…
Jeezus christ….he’s tiny. Dayum!
“The fuck is he groping now? ARNOOOOLD!”
There would be less leather in the picture if it were just an entire cow.
Is anyone else curious why the knees are worn out that much?
I think we both know why..
Did the Rapture happen? Because I must be in heaven if Jessica Simpson totally looks doable again.
you might need to clean your monitor…or get your eyes checked
or both~
This is awful. Photo Boy hates us.
clearly, because my eyes have just burned right out of my skull
Seen here shopping for a glove with knives attached to it.
Heh heh… win!
Yes, they are going home to watch TV, play video games, and tickle fight.
Isn’t that how most Hollywood marriages work?
WHEEL! OF! FORTU-oh, wait…
ewwwwwwwwwwwww…..and then some…*I had a nightmare last…… what the @&^$% is that here for*
If dressing like that gets a guy piles of hot ass, I have a lot of return receipts I need to find.
“Hi, I’m Tom, and I’m just full of ideas!”
Jefferton alive!!!
Well the good thing is, women doesnt insist on the look at me in the eyes thing when your this size….
Holy shit david spade is alive? courtney loves the only living still birth and sinbad has been a ginger this whole time. fuck my world is upside down right now.
Wait…huh…is it 1974 AGAIN??? Cool – I can watch “Starsky & Hutch” tonight!
Nice job obliterating all evidence of feminine gender. Way to go.
It’s the new look; Middle Earth meets the Symbol Formerly Known as Prince.
When someone told her Victoria’s Secret sold clothes they should have told her you had to order it from a catalogue.
“Good evening, boils and ghouls! Don’t mind me, I’m just taking a stroll down the beaches of MaliBOO. It seems Arnold isn’t the only one airing out his skeletons! But don’t worry, he won’t be the only one BONING people for long! YAHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEE!”
I tried not to laugh at this…
she’s wearing a table cloth because the mistress had a sweater party over the weekend
I really didn’t want to laugh at this either.
Alas, I’ve failed.
Goddamnit. What a great comment. Bravo!
Awesome # WINNER
Win!
HAH awesome, 2 thumbs way up
I thought it was bad when she killed “Cheers” – now my eyes and soul are dead from gazing at her. Damn it, Fish!
Nice jacket on those teeth!
Michelle seems to have had a great goddamn time in Cannes.
Cheers!
God, now I have to go bang a maid.
Matthew Broderick was doing what now?
Does She know her husband is the wuss on the Water-slide
“Mmmmman…. Sean Penn’s banging Scarlett Johannsen?? Why in HELL did I bed down with Kyra fucking Sedgwick?!”
PUT IT BACK…Wherever it came from SEND IT BACK!
Fat chick tree stump legs. And Jessica has a look of settling for some guy she’s really not into, but realizes she’s let herself go too much to ever land a Lachey or a Romo again.
Sounds more like, “third strike called” for Jessica, since Lachey amd Romo are such big winners!
You mean weiners.
“WHHHHEEEEEeeeee! Giselle, giselle! You have to try this!! This slide! WHEEEeeeeee!”
Tim must be comfort eating.
He probably misses Susan, but Susan’s boinking a young ping pong player & ain’t coming back. Time to find a nice new piece of tail & start doing crunches.
And everybody Kung-Fu’d whitey!!
“Hey, so this black guy goes to Ireland..”
(entire bar laughs before punch line)
Harry Potter in 60 years
Why does it look like she literally shit down her calves and feet?
That Neutrogena self-tanner is so goshdarn unreliable.
Gastric bypass error. Intestine is leaking internally.
Wycleff Jean looks sad ;(