The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.23.11

May 23rd, 2011 // 729 Comments

“I’m the luckiest girl in the world! WHEEEEEEEEE!”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Zombie Edition. Seriously, there is no shortage of the undead in here, and I’m not just talking about people who just look like they legally should be declared dead, but also those whose careers have fled this earthly plane, never to be seen again. Wait, did I link that to Megan Fox? Because I meant to link that to Megan Fox.

Still sleeping with a nightlight,

- Photo Boy

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  1. President Barack Obama
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope the 2 behind him aren’t the Secret Service agents. Because they might be a little impaired in some way.
    How many of those gawd awful things did he down, and did he start singing Irish drinking songs?

  2. Sinbad
    Tanzarian
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess he held on to his money.

  3. Cedric The Entertainer
    Commented on this photo:

    Kung-Fu Black Bear?

  4. Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Shoulder pads do not make you thinner.
    They make you look wider.
    Maybe not the best look for Ms Simpson.

    And the wedding date is……..???????

  5. Daisy Lowe
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess Fleetwood Mac never goes out of style.

  6. Tim Robbins
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of dog is he walking that he has to wear gloves like that?

  7. President Barack Obama
    OBummer
    Commented on this photo:

    Monkey see…Monkey do… Monkey ears….

  8. Courtney Love
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Who wants infectious bloodborne pathogens?

  9. Tom Brady Water Slide
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Tom, kudos on enjoying your ride down Giselle’s pigshoot…

  10. President Barack Obama
    OBummer
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey.. where’s my teleprompter!? Someone gotta tell me what to do with this!

  11. Jessica Biel
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does she have a mouth full of piano keys?

  12. Kirstie Alley
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo should serve as a warning to Christina Hendricks.

  13. Kevin Bacon
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for bringing me back from the Courtney Love shot………….*mmmmbacon*

  14. Courtney Love
    HumpinFrog
    Commented on this photo:

    How many lips does she think she has?

  15. Maria Shriver
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    Halfway through being raptured…

  16. Verne Troyer Lindsey Vonn
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeezus christ….he’s tiny. Dayum!

  17. Maria Shriver
    Commented on this photo:

    “The fuck is he groping now? ARNOOOOLD!”

  18. Shauna Sand Eliot Mintz
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    There would be less leather in the picture if it were just an entire cow.

  19. Tim Robbins
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Is anyone else curious why the knees are worn out that much?

  20. Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Did the Rapture happen? Because I must be in heaven if Jessica Simpson totally looks doable again.

  21. Kirstie Alley
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This is awful. Photo Boy hates us.

  22. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    Seen here shopping for a glove with knives attached to it.

  23. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, they are going home to watch TV, play video games, and tickle fight.
    Isn’t that how most Hollywood marriages work?

  24. Shauna Sand Eliot Mintz
    Commented on this photo:

    WHEEL! OF! FORTU-oh, wait…

  25. Verne Troyer Lindsey Vonn
    Commented on this photo:

    ewwwwwwwwwwwww…..and then some…*I had a nightmare last…… what the @&^$% is that here for*

  26. David Spade
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    If dressing like that gets a guy piles of hot ass, I have a lot of return receipts I need to find.

  27. Tim Robbins
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi, I’m Tom, and I’m just full of ideas!”

  28. Verne Troyer Lindsey Vonn
    whos rough daddy and what does he do?
    Commented on this photo:

    Well the good thing is, women doesnt insist on the look at me in the eyes thing when your this size….

  29. Compound9

    Holy shit david spade is alive? courtney loves the only living still birth and sinbad has been a ginger this whole time. fuck my world is upside down right now.

  30. Jessica Biel
    Crabby Old Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait…huh…is it 1974 AGAIN??? Cool – I can watch “Starsky & Hutch” tonight!

  31. Emma Watson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice job obliterating all evidence of feminine gender. Way to go.

  32. Jessica Biel
    elaine benes
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the new look; Middle Earth meets the Symbol Formerly Known as Prince.

  33. Lady Gaga
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    When someone told her Victoria’s Secret sold clothes they should have told her you had to order it from a catalogue.

  34. Maria Shriver
    Jeremy Feist
    Commented on this photo:

    “Good evening, boils and ghouls! Don’t mind me, I’m just taking a stroll down the beaches of MaliBOO. It seems Arnold isn’t the only one airing out his skeletons! But don’t worry, he won’t be the only one BONING people for long! YAHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEE!”

  35. Kirstie Alley
    Crabby Old Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was bad when she killed “Cheers” – now my eyes and soul are dead from gazing at her. Damn it, Fish!

  36. Cedric The Entertainer
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice jacket on those teeth!

  37. Michelle Rodriguez
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Michelle seems to have had a great goddamn time in Cannes.
    Cheers!

  38. Maria Shriver
    Crabby Old Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    God, now I have to go bang a maid.

  39. Emma Watson
    Crabby Old Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Matthew Broderick was doing what now?

  40. Gisele Bundchen
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Does She know her husband is the wuss on the Water-slide

  41. Kevin Bacon
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mmmmman…. Sean Penn’s banging Scarlett Johannsen?? Why in HELL did I bed down with Kyra fucking Sedgwick?!”

  42. Courtney Love
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    PUT IT BACK…Wherever it came from SEND IT BACK!

  43. Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson
    Polk
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat chick tree stump legs. And Jessica has a look of settling for some guy she’s really not into, but realizes she’s let herself go too much to ever land a Lachey or a Romo again.

  44. Tom Brady Water Slide
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “WHHHHEEEEEeeeee! Giselle, giselle! You have to try this!! This slide! WHEEEeeeeee!”

  45. Tim Robbins
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Tim must be comfort eating.
    He probably misses Susan, but Susan’s boinking a young ping pong player & ain’t coming back. Time to find a nice new piece of tail & start doing crunches.

  46. Cedric The Entertainer
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    And everybody Kung-Fu’d whitey!!

  47. President Barack Obama
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, so this black guy goes to Ireland..”
    (entire bar laughs before punch line)

  48. Kevin Bacon
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Harry Potter in 60 years

  49. Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does it look like she literally shit down her calves and feet?

  50. Julianne Hough
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Wycleff Jean looks sad ;(

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