The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.23.11

May 23rd, 2011 // 729 Comments

“I’m the luckiest girl in the world! WHEEEEEEEEE!”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Zombie Edition. Seriously, there is no shortage of the undead in here, and I’m not just talking about people who just look like they legally should be declared dead, but also those whose careers have fled this earthly plane, never to be seen again. Wait, did I link that to Megan Fox? Because I meant to link that to Megan Fox.

Still sleeping with a nightlight,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Courtney Love
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not a caption, it’s what the guy is telling her:
    “You’re Courtney Love. We’re at a beach party. In Cannes, France. Dou you understand what I’m saying?”

  2. Tim Robbins
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Pete Rose playing street hockey. Bad ass.

  3. Tim Robbins
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    I’M NICK BEAN

  4. Cedric The Entertainer
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Another zombie! Oh, wait…I’m thinking of Bernie Mac.

  5. Courtney Love
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, I would like the house special, and the lady will have some brains. Thanks.

  6. Michelle Hunziker
    Lucky Charms
    Commented on this photo:

    One very hot but forgettable fuck, I suspect.

  7. Kirstie Alley
    Shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! Kill it with fire!

  8. Cedric The Entertainer
    Commented on this photo:

    We are not entertained.

  9. Cedric The Entertainer
    Commented on this photo:

    Y.M.C.A. for illiterates.

  10. Kevin Bacon
    Commented on this photo:

    Sinewy, headful of hair, not an ounce of actual bacon on him… I wish I’d look like that at his age. Fuck, I wish I’d look like that at MY age.

  11. Maria Shriver
    kec232
    Commented on this photo:

    I now understand how he was able to look past the name “Mildred”.

  12. Tom Brady Water Slide
    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahahaha hahaha aaahahahhha hhahahaahaha no freakin way… hahahah

  13. Jessica Biel
    Commented on this photo:

    Ironically, the shoes…just brown leather.

  14. Lady Gaga
    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    at least she is original.

  15. Julianne Hough
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Because her hotness struck a fat chick blind last week, everyone has to wear sunglasses around her now.

  16. President Barack Obama
    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    hey look, Obama O’reilly – the Barack for the Irish.

  17. Maria Shriver
    NRK
    Commented on this photo:

    Tales from the Crypt: Beach Edition

  18. Courtney Love
    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    did she wash up at said beach?

  19. Courtney Love
    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s just a few more yards to the gate, Ms. Love. If you do not cooperate, you may be tazed.”

  20. President Barack Obama
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish Harper was cool like Obama.

  21. Daisy Lowe
    Commented on this photo:

    For ONCE in my life, I don’t envy Gavin Rossdale’s penis in any way.

  22. Courtney Love
    Commented on this photo:

    In some strange way this is just sad. Money and fame fleeting………

    • Deryn

      I don’t feel sad for her money and fame being fleeting, but I do feel sad for her daughter, who has to put up with this for a mother.

  23. Julianne Hough
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture like this there is a black guy with super skinny legs, a Wolverine beard, and a skullet walking by. OK, fine, just this one.

  24. Jessica Biel
    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it a lateral move from J.T. to Prince?

  25. Gisele Bundchen
    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    get in that ass Larry

  26. Daisy Lowe
    Commented on this photo:

    Strapless, because bra straps would have been tacky.

  27. Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson
    LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Who needs the degree from Yale, when I can spend the rest of my life living off the divorce settlement and boinking 20 year old model wanna be’s.

  28. Verne Troyer Lindsey Vonn
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, I smell fish and cumin.

  29. Verne Troyer Lindsey Vonn
    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    She hits me about here without the heels.

  30. Courtney Love
    LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    A face only a Roger Coreman movie could love.

  31. Sinbad
    Commented on this photo:

    Since when has Sinbad been a ginger?

  32. Shauna Sand Eliot Mintz
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    What does she do again?

    • Cock Dr

      Aging nude model & porn star.
      I would have thought her vocation is quite obvious from the photo.
      But she is so old. I suppose that could cause the confusion.

    • KNOBGOBBLER3

      I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that by the looks of her she sucks alot of something often.

  33. Gisele Bundchen
    Commented on this photo:

    Luckiest poo ever.

  34. Cedric The Entertainer
    LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Other than call himself a “King of Comedy” has this guy even done anything funny?

  35. Michelle Rodriguez
    Commented on this photo:

    Still luvin’ her.

  36. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    She said I could have these…..

  37. Maria Shriver
    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it just hit her.

  38. Kirstie Alley
    Commented on this photo:

    Does that dress have stretch-marks?

  39. Kirstie Alley
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured, in her right hand: the poison apple she made for Snow White.

  40. Jessica Biel
    truth be told
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like an elf

  41. Cedric The Entertainer
    Fig
    Commented on this photo:

    Re-Run!!!

  42. Tim Robbins
    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    Do the gloves seem a bit superfluous in the absence of sleeves?

  43. Emma Watson
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, he’s a cute little chap.

  44. Maria Shriver
    HumpinFrog
    Commented on this photo:

    Predator V: Dude looks like a lady!

  45. Maria Shriver
    whos rough daddy and what does he do?
    Commented on this photo:

    Next time bleach his undies yourself no maid, OK?

  46. Tom Brady Water Slide
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    why did i think this was jim carrey until i read the caption?

  47. Courtney Love
    ANJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we certain that somebody’s not pulling some “Weekend At Bernie’s” stunt with her and just propping this woman up from time to time?

  48. Maria Shriver
    Fig
    Commented on this photo:

    Chuckieee, get back here!!!

  49. Michelle Hunziker
    Commented on this photo:

    That belly button is a double.

  50. Shauna Sand Eliot Mintz
    Chinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Huh, I didn’t recognize her with the clothes on.

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