The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.23.11

May 23rd, 2011 // 729 Comments

“I’m the luckiest girl in the world! WHEEEEEEEEE!”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Zombie Edition. Seriously, there is no shortage of the undead in here, and I’m not just talking about people who just look like they legally should be declared dead, but also those whose careers have fled this earthly plane, never to be seen again. Wait, did I link that to Megan Fox? Because I meant to link that to Megan Fox.

Still sleeping with a nightlight,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Michelle Rodriguez
    yeah yeah yeah yeah
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    I can’t believe Russel Brand got a boob job!

  2. President Barack Obama
    MissKnowItAll
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    You know, it’s the fermented fish liver that gives Guinness its signature dark colouring…(no joke)

  3. Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson
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    Her head reminds me of a few of my old Barbies’ – the ones whose heads had gotten ripped off and then shoved back on too far down their necks.

  4. Courtney Love
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    Another satisfied customer of The Ark of the Covenant Beauty Salon.

  5. Tom Brady Water Slide
    Jenny with a Y
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    Well how did the rest of you celebrate the end of your first period? Hmm? Not so funny to point fingers now, is it?

  6. Jessica Biel
    Jenny with a Y
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    That is the most frightening thing to happen to blue velvet since David Lynch.

  7. Tom Brady Water Slide
    Steelerchick
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    What a dork!!

  8. Kirstie Alley
    Jenny with a Y
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    This, ladies and gentleman, is what years of cocaine, yo-yo dieting, and Scientology will do to a person.

  9. Tim Robbins
    Jenny with a Y
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    He’s never going to be able to crawl through a drainage pipe with that gut…

  10. President Barack Obama
    Steelerchick
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    Party on Wayne

  11. Cedric The Entertainer
    Steelerchick
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    Cee Lo is looking great

  12. Jessica Biel
    Steelerchick
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    Planet of the Apes?

  13. Kevin Bacon
    Big_Mike
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    Clay Aiken: The Post-Idol Days

  14. Sinbad
    Big_Mike
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    A black ginger, very uncommon!

  15. Sinbad
    Steelerchick
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    When did he become orange?

  16. Kirstie Alley
    Steelerchick
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    Boom boom

  17. Maria Shriver
    Steelerchick
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    And everyone wonders why Arnold screws around???

  18. Emma Watson
    castallare
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    @lish What are you talking about? I think she’s doing a great Sam Ronson look here.

  19. Kevin Bacon
    becca
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    It just got 6 degrees hotter. in my panties.

  20. Bob M

    Tom looks rather dainty….. STEELERS RULE!!!!

  21. Verne Troyer Lindsey Vonn
    bdave
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    He’s gonna have to go up on her.

  22. Kirstie Alley
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    If I was dancing cheek to cheek with her, and those neck folds hit me, I’d be seeing stars too.

  23. Emma Watson
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    Bieber will be all over him if he sys this pic of his.

  24. Emma Watson
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    sys = sees (dont ask)

  25. Tom Brady Water Slide
    shannon
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    This made me laugh sooooooo hard!!!!

  26. President Barack Obama
    Keithypoo
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    Looks like he just said “Fuck it. I’m a peacock and you gotta let me spread my wings. Alls you’ve been doing is trying to tame me, change me.”

  27. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    kulit
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    She’s really starting to look like Shannen Doherty. weird.

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