“I’m the luckiest girl in the world! WHEEEEEEEEE!”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Zombie Edition. Seriously, there is no shortage of the undead in here, and I’m not just talking about people who just look like they legally should be declared dead, but also those whose careers have fled this earthly plane, never to be seen again. Wait, did I link that to Megan Fox? Because I meant to link that to Megan Fox.
Still sleeping with a nightlight,
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I can’t believe Russel Brand got a boob job!
You know, it’s the fermented fish liver that gives Guinness its signature dark colouring…(no joke)
Her head reminds me of a few of my old Barbies’ – the ones whose heads had gotten ripped off and then shoved back on too far down their necks.
Another satisfied customer of The Ark of the Covenant Beauty Salon.
Well how did the rest of you celebrate the end of your first period? Hmm? Not so funny to point fingers now, is it?
That is the most frightening thing to happen to blue velvet since David Lynch.
What a dork!!
This, ladies and gentleman, is what years of cocaine, yo-yo dieting, and Scientology will do to a person.
He’s never going to be able to crawl through a drainage pipe with that gut…
Party on Wayne
Cee Lo is looking great
Planet of the Apes?
Clay Aiken: The Post-Idol Days
A black ginger, very uncommon!
When did he become orange?
Boom boom
And everyone wonders why Arnold screws around???
@lish What are you talking about? I think she’s doing a great Sam Ronson look here.
It just got 6 degrees hotter. in my panties.
Tom looks rather dainty….. STEELERS RULE!!!!
He’s gonna have to go up on her.
If I was dancing cheek to cheek with her, and those neck folds hit me, I’d be seeing stars too.
Bieber will be all over him if he sys this pic of his.
sys = sees (dont ask)
This made me laugh sooooooo hard!!!!
Looks like he just said “Fuck it. I’m a peacock and you gotta let me spread my wings. Alls you’ve been doing is trying to tame me, change me.”
She’s really starting to look like Shannen Doherty. weird.