Maria Shriver on the beach in Malibu. (May 21, 2011)
Skeletor’s a lady?!?!
I now understand how he was able to look past the name “Mildred”.
Tales from the Crypt: Beach Edition
I think it just hit her.
Predator V: Dude looks like a lady!
Next time bleach his undies yourself no maid, OK?
Chuckieee, get back here!!!
Halfway through being raptured…
“The fuck is he groping now? ARNOOOOLD!”
“Good evening, boils and ghouls! Don’t mind me, I’m just taking a stroll down the beaches of MaliBOO. It seems Arnold isn’t the only one airing out his skeletons! But don’t worry, he won’t be the only one BONING people for long! YAHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEE!”
I tried not to laugh at this…
she’s wearing a table cloth because the mistress had a sweater party over the weekend
I really didn’t want to laugh at this either.
Alas, I’ve failed.
Goddamnit. What a great comment. Bravo!
Awesome # WINNER
HAH awesome, 2 thumbs way up
God, now I have to go bang a maid.
Looks like someone finally saw a recent picture of the maid and the kid. Yikes!
her: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
ash williams: come get some.
I’ll see your Kirstie Alley and I’ll raise you a Maria…
Her plan to take over Castle Greyskull is proceeding nicely…or at least to force He Man to sell it and split the profits.
Why’s everybody so pissed off @ Arnold for playing the field when obviously his wife’s been dead for years?
Annnnnndddddd all of a sudden Ahnuld isn’t quite so dumb. Still dumb, but not THAT dumb.
+1: he finally has a kid that resembles him, and gets to trade in for a new model. It only cost him 200 mil.
“Let me sing you a song, Carol Anne.”
Apparently I wasn’t the only one who fell in love when Predator took its mask off.
Oh fuck it’s a pterodactyl.
gee, wonder why he slept around? sure, it was with one of the Univision candy stripers at the old folks home, but still.
holy shit, it’s the emperor from star wars
Who can turn the world on with her smile?
smile, snarl. Whichever.
This was the look on her Uncle Jack’s face when the first bullet hit
Of course I’m going crazy. Did you see what my husband fucked?
“Who are you calling a dummy, dummy?”
Why would Ahnuld even think of finding a mistress when he had such a delicate little flower waiting for him at home?
As a Kennedy, you’d think I’d be used to this shit by now.
Wow: Kirstie Alley IS looking better as she looses weight!
And on the 7th day, it rose from the sea… the dragon and whore then made many ugly babies upon whose head sealed the fate of the state of Califoahneea.
And everyone wonders why Arnold screws around???
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