The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.20.13

May 20th, 2013 // 297 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming off the heels of a weekend so full of events I hardly know where to begin, except I totally do and it’s with this pic of Drake on the set of the Anchorman sequel, which seems to have a cameo by fucking everybody and is starting to fill me with a combination of dread and rage that I haven’t felt since after my first performance appraisal in Fish’s hot tub. Then, there’s Casey Affleck & Rooney Mara about to be murdered by time traveling Casey Affleck from the not-too-distant apocalyptic future, Wilmer Valderrama cracking everyone up with yo mama jokes, Tiger Woods finding a famous buddy who’s more sexually repugnant than himself and finally, “Yes, oh God, please,” answered Gary Busey when asked “Anyone want to poke this dead guy with a stick?”

You’re goddamn right I started and ended this thing with Jennifer Lawrence,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Beckham Tossed Up By Teammates Final Match Before Retirement
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    Wheeee!

  2. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
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    There is no way this isn’t related to Octomom.

  3. Gary Busey All Star Celebrity Apprentice Finale
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    Pre-mummified.

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress
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    Congratulations, you look like you’re wearing a garbage bag.

    Backwards.

  5. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Open Blouse Kids Soccer Game
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    Deflation Station.

  6. Drake Afro Wig Anchorman The Legend Continues Set
    Pine Table Fever
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    I didn’t think it possible, but he looks like an even bigger cunt than normal.

  7. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    oh, she’s wearing panties. That sucks.

  8. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Cannes
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    “Great! Now, bare your teeth right at the camera, Mr. Busey!”

  9. James Franco Yellow Teeth Greasy Hair As I Lay Dying Photocall Cannes
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    Franco’s been a self-important twat for so long that his eyes are morphing into vaginas.

  10. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Crazy Hair Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
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    “Oh, Ms. Kidman! Would you mind signing my–”

    “SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

  11. Leighton Meester Butt Jean Shorts Handstand Rainbow Tights Guy In Speedo Life Partner Set
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    Quit being a show-off, Leighton. There’s nothing wrong with missionary.

  12. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
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    Whenever anything approaches her face, her mouth just automatically opens to dick-size.

  13. David Beckham Tossed Up By Teammates Final Match Before Retirement
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    Beckham’s teammates rush to save him as Posh’s vagina tractor beams him right out of the stadium.

  14. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
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    When they said Snooki was breast-feeding, I assumed they meant her baby.

  15. Gary Busey All Star Celebrity Apprentice Finale
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    Busey saw that picture of Keanu earlier and quickly ran a comb through his hair.

  16. Aaron Carter American Flag Tank Top The Magic City Casino
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    The new Richard Simmons becomes even creepier when you realize he had to kill the old one and devour his soul.

  17. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Suelyn Medeiros Half Naked The Toxic Party Lure Nightclub
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    Is it bad that I just glanced at the picture, said “Ugh, Kardashians,” and moved on?

  18. Teri Polo Cleavage Pantssuit Disney Media Networks International Upfronts
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    Hey, she cut her feet out for the sack race! NO FAIR!

  19. Jennifer Lawrence Leg Slit Dress Cleavage Jimmy P Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian Premiere Cannes
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    “Aaaaaand Pro-me-nade around the floor
    Show your butt like a big ol’ whore
    Do-si-do with everyone
    Do the splits and now you’re done!”

  20. Kid Rock Tiger Woods Tiger Jam 2013
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    In this picture you have a rich white guy that will snort coke from a strippers ass crack and then you have Kid Rock.

  21. Kid Rock Tiger Woods Tiger Jam 2013
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    you know that Pamela Anderson has some big breasts. Really big, huge…just coming out the top of her dress, they were like, chokin’ her.

  22. Channing Tatum Hipster Clothes Pregnant Jenna Dewan
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    oh my god I thought that was a young Jon Favreau

  23. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Photocall Cannes
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    We are dark. And we are INTELLIGENT.

  24. Doutzen Kroes Butt Tight Dress Jimmy P Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian Premiere Cannes
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    Very natural pose.

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