The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.20.13

May 20th, 2013 // 297 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming off the heels of a weekend so full of events I hardly know where to begin, except I totally do and it’s with this pic of Drake on the set of the Anchorman sequel, which seems to have a cameo by fucking everybody and is starting to fill me with a combination of dread and rage that I haven’t felt since after my first performance appraisal in Fish’s hot tub. Then, there’s Casey Affleck & Rooney Mara about to be murdered by time traveling Casey Affleck from the not-too-distant apocalyptic future, Wilmer Valderrama cracking everyone up with yo mama jokes, Tiger Woods finding a famous buddy who’s more sexually repugnant than himself and finally, “Yes, oh God, please,” answered Gary Busey when asked “Anyone want to poke this dead guy with a stick?”

You’re goddamn right I started and ended this thing with Jennifer Lawrence,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jessica Biel Cleavage Chest Rash Justin Timberlake Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
    farrellthib
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    awe he’s not wearing his high intellect glasses

  2. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
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    The scientists called it… “The Paris Virus.” But it did not originate in France.

  3. Denise Richards Thin Sinewy Arms Holding Daughter Eloise
    ThisWillHurt
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    Yup, that’s definitely a crack baby.

  4. Gary Busey All Star Celebrity Apprentice Finale
    ThisWillHurt
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    “So, who’s skull do I get to smoke crack from?”

  5. Channing Tatum Hipster Clothes Pregnant Jenna Dewan
    Pete
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    Dumbest outfits ever.

  6. Wilmer Valderrama Lauging With Shirtless Tattoed Man
    Natty Ice
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    “Oh Handy Manny! How many other singing tools do you have?!”

  7. Denise Richards Thin Sinewy Arms Holding Daughter Eloise
    Pete
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    Denise’s body is wasting away to nothing – all I see are veins, some muscle and lots of bones. Why Denise? Don’t you realize you were hot as hell before?

  8. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
    thegrouchomarxist
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    You know what they say: Once you go blue, you never go back.

  9. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
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    It’s from all those years of many, many men all saying “Close your eyes and open wide!”

  10. Kid Rock Tiger Woods Tiger Jam 2013
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    Behold, the two men responsible for banging 99% of the waffle-house and cocktail waitresses, East of the Mississippi.

  11. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
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    And this, people, is what reality shows lead to!

  12. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Cannes
    flaT
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    Woah

  13. Aaron Carter American Flag Tank Top The Magic City Casino
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    Douche says what?

  14. Eva Longoria Gut Weight Gain See Through Dress Global Gift Gala Cannes
    alex
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    Which Kardasian is this one again?

  15. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    Blue my load…

  16. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    This should put an end to all the haters that think she’s fat.

  17. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Cannes
    The Pope
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    Whoa!

  18. Aaron Carter American Flag Tank Top The Magic City Casino
    FullOfTerrors
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    Looks like Joffrey is a bit early for the Westeros Halloween party.

  19. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
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    Sloth…you’re going to live with me now.
    Huh?
    I’m going to take care of you.
    I love you, Chunk!

  20. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Photocall Cannes
    whatthe
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    Is that Bronson on the right?!

  21. Eva Longoria Gut Weight Gain See Through Dress Global Gift Gala Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    Dress just does not work.

  22. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    Did Paris get her nose bobbed? It looks different.
    Enquiring minds wanna know.

  23. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
    Cock Dr
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    Freaks & circus folk do not count as celebrities.

  24. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
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    When’s the wedding? Gonna take a break between pregnancies and get it done?

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  26. Wilmer Valderrama Lauging With Shirtless Tattoed Man
    The Pope
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    Well it’s a step up from Lohan for him.

  27. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
    Pathos Avenger
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    Bloobies!

  28. Denise Richards Thin Sinewy Arms Holding Daughter Eloise
    Pathos Avenger
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    Madonna looks different now.

  29. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
    Pathos Avenger
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    Don’t ever look a preying mantis in the eyes…

  30. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
    popwilleatitself
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    She looks goofy and she looks like goofy, right?

  31. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
    Elliott
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    Didn’t she say that she was making it to where she would actually be wearing a jumpsuit instead of getting fully painted? That looks like all paint to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. She even looks more toned than she previously was.

  32. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
    JK
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    Kim really let herself go.

  33. Channing Tatum Hipster Clothes Pregnant Jenna Dewan
    anonymous
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    I think it’s time someone tell Channing he needs mens shoes not kids.

  34. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
    anonymous
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    Yep….no denying that their blowjob styles differ.

  35. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
    bewbs
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    I see London I see France, I see Paris giving some guy a cold sore.

  36. Jessica Biel Cleavage Chest Rash Justin Timberlake Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
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    omg. i- i recognize that chain- my anal beads chain!!
    quick-think!think!
    what would george clooney do?

  37. James Caan Old Pale Skin Blood Ties Photocall Cannes
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    CAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. James Franco Yellow Teeth Greasy Hair As I Lay Dying Photocall Cannes
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    EXACTLY. i don’t understand how so many of these rich celebs have rotten yellow teeth.

  39. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Crazy Hair Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
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    that hair style is not flattering…makes her 5 head look even worse…yuck

  40. Gary Busey All Star Celebrity Apprentice Finale
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    helmet?
    what helmet?

  41. Leighton Meester Butt Jean Shorts Handstand Rainbow Tights Guy In Speedo Life Partner Set
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    sweet outfits

  42. Denise Richards Thin Sinewy Arms Holding Daughter Eloise
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    so sad how she aged a decade in 2 years…gain some weight woman, having a bit of body fat is a good thing.

  43. Leighton Meester Butt Jean Shorts Handstand Rainbow Tights Guy In Speedo Life Partner Set
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    Perfect position to wear her like a feed bag

  44. Lizzie Cundy Butt Bikini Balcony
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    some squats would help that pancake ass.

  45. Doutzen Kroes Butt Tight Dress Jimmy P Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian Premiere Cannes
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    GORGEOUS. DAT ASS!!!

  46. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
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    shes still too big, but looks a lot better this time around.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress
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    Well atleast she can fit into her shoes this time…those swollen hot dogs from the last post made me vomit.

    • I don’t know… I still see rampant edema here. Makes me think of the science trick where you dip something in liquid nitrogen to make it fit into a small opening.

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress
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    lmao if those pounds stick.

  49. Jennifer Lawrence Leg Slit Dress Cleavage Jimmy P Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian Premiere Cannes
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    she looks good…cute hair and body

  50. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    Is there a “dildo smurf”? I want to be him!

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