The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.20.13

May 20th, 2013 // 297 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming off the heels of a weekend so full of events I hardly know where to begin, except I totally do and it’s with this pic of Drake on the set of the Anchorman sequel, which seems to have a cameo by fucking everybody and is starting to fill me with a combination of dread and rage that I haven’t felt since after my first performance appraisal in Fish’s hot tub. Then, there’s Casey Affleck & Rooney Mara about to be murdered by time traveling Casey Affleck from the not-too-distant apocalyptic future, Wilmer Valderrama cracking everyone up with yo mama jokes, Tiger Woods finding a famous buddy who’s more sexually repugnant than himself and finally, “Yes, oh God, please,” answered Gary Busey when asked “Anyone want to poke this dead guy with a stick?”

You’re goddamn right I started and ended this thing with Jennifer Lawrence,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. James Franco Yellow Teeth Greasy Hair As I Lay Dying Photocall Cannes
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    God dammit, another movie title that failed to live up to reality.

  2. Jessica Biel Cleavage Chest Rash Justin Timberlake Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
    Rob
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    Not pictured: Lance Bass bending over next to Jessica Biel

  3. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Are you sure that it’s not supposed to say Calabasas in Jessica Simpson?

  4. Jennifer Lawrence Leg Slit Dress Cleavage Jimmy P Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian Premiere Cannes
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    Does it make a nerd if I liked the Mystique costume better?

  5. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    Is it too much to hope that she’ll have a sex scene with an Orion slave girl?

  6. Kid Rock Tiger Woods Tiger Jam 2013
    Brad Pitt-Stains
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    Straight from Bizzaro World – where the toys collect us, and the troll dolls have tiny heads.

  7. Eva Longoria Gut Weight Gain See Through Dress Global Gift Gala Cannes
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    This outfit looks like she has a massive gut.

  8. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    “A surprise audition has the Blue Man Group considering a name change.”

  9. David Beckham Tossed Up By Teammates Final Match Before Retirement
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    “Yay! Now, let’s hit the showers.”

  10. Channing Tatum Hipster Clothes Pregnant Jenna Dewan
    ThisWillHurt
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    Is that a “morning after” pill in your hand? I think it’s a bit late for that, C Tates.

  11. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Cannes
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    Needless to say, the studio immediately fired the exec who green-lit “Bill and Ted’s Shitty Day at the Office”

  12. Drake Afro Wig Anchorman The Legend Continues Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Sahtted from da bottom, now we at da bottom again.”

  13. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Photocall Cannes
    Captain Jerk
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    What the fuck do we have here? Is Jerry’s telethon back on so soon?

  14. Drake Afro Wig Anchorman The Legend Continues Set
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    Looks as if he has 2 right hands.

  15. Jennifer Lawrence Leg Slit Dress Cleavage Jimmy P Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian Premiere Cannes
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    “Make way for Carb Face!”

  16. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Crazy Hair Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
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    I dunno, I think those wax museum figures are kind of creepy.

  17. Gary Busey All Star Celebrity Apprentice Finale
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    He’s just seen the previous photo.

  18. Wilmer Valderrama Lauging With Shirtless Tattoed Man
    Rob
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    “Yep, when she was 17. And I didn’t even have to pay Michael Lohan for it!”

  19. Kid Rock Tiger Woods Tiger Jam 2013
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Good luck on your performance tonight, Chris.”
    “I’m n- I’m not Chris Brown.”
    “OK, well, congratulations on your nomination, Drake.”
    “I’m not Drake. I’m Tiger Woods.”
    “Oh, OK. Soooooo . . . You rap? Sing? Dance?”
    “I play golf.”
    “Ha! Seriously, you dance, right?”

  20. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    And YOU thought it was tough having blue balls!

  21. Aaron Carter American Flag Tank Top The Magic City Casino
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    Bieber in 5 years. After his US citizenship comes through.

  22. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
    ThisWillHurt
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    “C’mere, baby. Let me show you something Alicia Silverstone taught me.”

  23. James Franco Yellow Teeth Greasy Hair As I Lay Dying Photocall Cannes
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    You’d better mow your hair, before the city gives you a citation.

  24. Lizzie Cundy Butt Bikini Balcony
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hello, poor people!”

  25. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Crazy Hair Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
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    Why, yes! I DID used to be famous. Thank you for noticing.

  26. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
    ThisWillHurt
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    So, which one’s Big Ang?

  27. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Cannes
    Juan Diablo
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    Dude!

  28. Lizzie Cundy Butt Bikini Balcony
    Captain Jerk
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    That looks like a body developed from a diet of coca cola and cigarettes.

  29. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Photocall Cannes
    Juan Diablo
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    They make wax figures look so realistic these days.

  30. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
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    I thought Uncle Miltie was dead!

  31. James Franco Yellow Teeth Greasy Hair As I Lay Dying Photocall Cannes
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    Crest Whitestrips…..

  32. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
    Captain Jerk
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    Snooki looks better thank normal.

  33. Jessica Chastain Legs Minidress
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    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFF

  34. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    I think I’m supposed to think I’m seeing something that I’m not supposed to be seeing. I think.

  35. Jessica Chastain Legs Minidress
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    Silent, but deadly.

  36. Aaron Carter American Flag Tank Top The Magic City Casino
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    Despite his enthusiasm, Aaron Carter’s Captain America audition failed to impress.

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress
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    Neat. Kim K in New York and Jessica Simpson in California. One on each coast to balance country.

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress
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    If her own feet were smothered in BBQ sauce she’d probably eat them. Oink!

  39. Wilmer Valderrama Lauging With Shirtless Tattoed Man
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    What do you mean “Is the water getting warmer?” Certainly not that I’VE noticed…I swear!

  40. James Caan Old Pale Skin Blood Ties Photocall Cannes
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    I thought it was Pink’s uncle.

  41. Aaron Carter American Flag Tank Top The Magic City Casino
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    /r/cringepics

  42. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Suelyn Medeiros Half Naked The Toxic Party Lure Nightclub
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    It’s the three whoresketeers!

  43. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
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    Calabasas? Are you sure you don’t mean Calcutta? Because that’s CLEARLY a photo fo the black hole of Calcutta!

  44. Kid Rock Tiger Woods Tiger Jam 2013
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    Kid Rock and Tiger Woods at the All Knickname Awards.

  45. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Crazy Hair Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
    Juan Diablo
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    I knew that she was taller than her hillbilly hubby, but it’s like watching “The Attack of the 50 foot Woman”

  46. Aaron Carter American Flag Tank Top The Magic City Casino
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    The young version of Gary Busey.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress
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    She looks like someone did that Photoshop trick where you shrink just the head.

  48. Drake Afro Wig Anchorman The Legend Continues Set
    icu
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    Juan Epstein looking for Mista Kotta

  49. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Open Blouse Kids Soccer Game
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    My kid’s been playing soccer for awhile now and we don’t seem to have any soccer moms that look like this.

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