The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.19.14

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, a super-sized selection of what happened to be a weekend of a zillion events, even though I definitely focused way too hard on The Expendables 3 premiere at Cannes. But there’s also stuff from The BAFTA Awards where Helena Bonham Carter somehow managed to look not homeless as well as Jason Statham discovering MDMA and I’m talking the good shit that can only delivered to you vaginally from Lindsay Lohan, not whatever bullshit Banderas slipped everybody at lunch.

And duh, butts. There will always be butts,

- Photo Boy

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