The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.16.16

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that starts with Khloe Kardashan’s butt, so I committed assault right up front. I kicked your eyes right in the dick with wookie butt, and yes, that’s an actual charge you can get. I also included another Kardashian enjoying what appears to be a light lunch with his lovely fiance, Harrison Ford’s whiskey nose, our new favorite Russian bikini lady, and Kanye West sprawled across the hood of a car. Sorry that last one’s not what you wished it was. Neither is the end of this gallery, but life’s awful and then you die, so this post echoes that perfectly.

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