Welcome to the Monday Crap We Missed where we take a look at what celebrities do with their weekend. Which is probably a lot like ours, you know, cutting the grass, doing some things around the house, getting shit-hammered at an international film festival and falling down the stairs. Just typical weekend stuff. I mean, on Saturday night, my wife and I had a lovely dinner, then afterwards shared a passionate face-mauling kiss. Oh well, another four days to go.
Workin’ for the weekend,
- Photo Boy
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she has the shittiest stylist ever!
Jesus! I thought this was a Britney Spears “after” shot.
I thought it was some homeless kid… seriously!
WTF? She forgot her tooth!!
gross!
That’s the first thing I said too! Plus, look at him, he’s not even paying attention to HER, he’s looking around for whoever else is looking at HIM! Scumbag!!
^what they said
I think you mean: “John Cryer’s comb-over in Los Angeles. (May 15, 2011)”
No shit. Accept the fact that you’re bald or buy a rug, John…
Was she bukkake’d by a James Bond villain, or did she just pass out face down on a gilded table?
also…nice toof
cannnot stop laughing at comment!!!!!!!!
Looking at the thumbnail, I thought to myself, “Oh, Steven Tyler, what have you done now…?”
More like Joe Perry on crack!!
I’m convinced there’s an extra chromosome in there somewhere.
Class, and elegance.
yeah, but at least he’s not just shaking his tits like a stripper.
…while peeing on the stage
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of The Tree of Life…Let me guess…Angelina played the tree?
Talent on loan from God.
So easy even a….oh, how awkward.
Ding. +5
He’s finally getting arrested for making RV. Or Old Dogs. Or Happy Feet…
carrying a purse in a no murse zone.
Hey, he thought it made him look like Harrison Ford’s character in the Indiana Jones movies!
This gave me an uncontrollable case of the gigglies.
Don’t leave out Man of the Year.
The Church of Scientology has their own police force now? Are they taking Robin Williams by force? No more of this recruiting nonsense.
Why do I want to fuck this?
Man, I’m with you there. I imagine it would be the roughest sex of my life, but I’m sure it would be worth it.
I don’t know, but my peenus has just been terrorized into erection.
Um, because it’s young & likely female, and because you have the strange delusion that your penis will please her & make her smile.
Wow, you have a lot to learn about men.
Cock Dr, we both know that men only have sex to please themselves.
looks like she just took a facial from mr. burns
EPIC WIN
I’ve heard of people having the funk, but I’ve never seen the funk growing on someone, much less on their face.
Is she being groped by Jack Bauer?
No, he looks like that cause he is trying to stop the bleeding, she scraped past him with her spiked double dildo harness. If this was post-concert I believe this is called adding insult to injury.
Her baby is so lucky.
+1
BUNNNNNDDDY!!!
This guy is a superb thespian, I can never see him as any other than Al Bundy.
Yup – in his new series, I’m still waiting for Peggy to bitch at him about “going upstairs”.
Oh my God! Ed Bundy’s really a thesbian?You never know nowadays.
Agreed! Love him.
Sylvester Stallone and some guy in a jogging suite with a pickle in his pocket.
I believe they are commonly referred to in the wild as “youse guys”
I have no idea who the troglodyte dude is but the chick is Jaime Bergman, Playboy Playmate of the month and she sports a major nice rack.
http://www.outtahear.com/Nikki/Playboy-2520Jamie-2520Bergman-2520page-25207.jpg
And he messed around on her with the douche who was with Tiger Woods???
The proof is a success.
I thought Chelsea Handler only dated black guys and Mexican midgets?
he looks like he’s been having a pleasant conversation with his wife, and not at all like he’s listened to her berating and accusing him of cheating with hookers for like 120 hours straight.
Makes you wonder why doesn’t it…
Looks like she’s saying”What did that black gay guy mean by don’t act like you don’t know me Davey?”
Guy on left: “Yo!”
Guy on right: “Yo!”
That just about does it.
Botox Mom’s older daughter…
Proof he can’t keep his mouth shut for even a second.
She almost has enough clothes on to not make my dick crawl up in my gut…a decent pair of pants and I’d be ok to look at her.
Moscow on the Has-Been.
James Dean called………wait, nope, wrong number.
he wants his pubes back
Damn, I want to make some autistic babies with that.
+1
Ugghhh! Why is this beast even relevant? Talk about a manufactured entertainment product… sigh… Fade away talentless ogre!
All sorts of payment methods are accepted to ride the crazy train.
Sly looks like an Italian Frankenstein with those lifts.
Joan Rivers has never looked worse.
ok, I AM saying she’s a gold digger…
Aww Tarzan s trying to adjust to society.
Me Tarzan, where Jane?
She’s got some white chocolate in her hair…
Now we know: Doesn’t spit, nor swallow, but swishes.
Must
go
masturbate
NOW
Seriously, do these look infected to you? Because…well…they oughta…
something about that dress really draws the eyes to it….and I’m not talking about about that flap of escaping armpit skin.
The look of a man just as surprised as you are that he gets paid to make out with Sofia Vergara.
Funny, because they’re never made out on the show. Not even once.
It was part of her clause. Never in any episode now or the future will I have a make out scene with Al Frickin Bundy!!!!!
He told her Jerry Lewis is his dad
Is going to be in a new “Midnight Cowboy” remake, or is he just…uh, nevermind.
“Midnight Baseball”. And this guy is definitely the catcher.
‘dont mind my penis, look at my boooobs!’
I like the lady behind them, no idea of who is in front of her and wondering why someone is trying to take her picture.
that’s a guy in drag.
Are you the keymaster? No. *Slams door*
crooked chest is crooked
He’s trying to decide whether to pick up that quarter on the ground…he needs it, but people are watching and this Ashton thing ain’t gonna work out…
Her nips are wired to the grid and are able to provide enough power for the average tanning salon to operate for a week!