The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.16.11

May 16th, 2011 // 681 Comments

Welcome to the Monday Crap We Missed where we take a look at what celebrities do with their weekend. Which is probably a lot like ours, you know, cutting the grass, doing some things around the house, getting shit-hammered at an international film festival and falling down the stairs. Just typical weekend stuff. I mean, on Saturday night, my wife and I had a lovely dinner, then afterwards shared a passionate face-mauling kiss. Oh well, another four days to go.

Workin’ for the weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ke$ha
    marie
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    she has the shittiest stylist ever!

  2. Michael Lohan
    marie
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    gross!

  3. John Cryer
    Matty
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    I think you mean: “John Cryer’s comb-over in Los Angeles. (May 15, 2011)”

  4. Ke$ha
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    Was she bukkake’d by a James Bond villain, or did she just pass out face down on a gilded table?

    also…nice toof

  5. Michelle Rodriguez
    MrG
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    Looking at the thumbnail, I thought to myself, “Oh, Steven Tyler, what have you done now…?”

  6. Joe Jonas
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    I’m convinced there’s an extra chromosome in there somewhere.

  7. Fergie Will.i.am
    mimi
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    Class, and elegance.

  8. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
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    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of The Tree of Life…Let me guess…Angelina played the tree?

  9. Ke$ha

    Talent on loan from God.

  10. Michelle Rodriguez
    Tootie
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    So easy even a….oh, how awkward.

  11. Robin Williams
    Arizona Ken
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    He’s finally getting arrested for making RV. Or Old Dogs. Or Happy Feet…

  12. Robin Williams
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    The Church of Scientology has their own police force now? Are they taking Robin Williams by force? No more of this recruiting nonsense.

  13. Michelle Rodriguez
    Help me
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    Why do I want to fuck this?

  14. mel

    looks like she just took a facial from mr. burns

  15. Ke$ha
    jrd
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    I’ve heard of people having the funk, but I’ve never seen the funk growing on someone, much less on their face.

  16. Lady Gaga
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    Is she being groped by Jack Bauer?

    • MrsWrong

      No, he looks like that cause he is trying to stop the bleeding, she scraped past him with her spiked double dildo harness. If this was post-concert I believe this is called adding insult to injury.

  17. Penelope Cruz
    Keyser Ballsy
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    Her baby is so lucky.

  18. Ed O'Neill
    Rough subliminal
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    BUNNNNNDDDY!!!

    This guy is a superb thespian, I can never see him as any other than Al Bundy.

  19. Sylvester Stallone
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    Sylvester Stallone and some guy in a jogging suite with a pickle in his pocket.

  20. David Boreanaz
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    I have no idea who the troglodyte dude is but the chick is Jaime Bergman, Playboy Playmate of the month and she sports a major nice rack.

    http://www.outtahear.com/Nikki/Playboy-2520Jamie-2520Bergman-2520page-25207.jpg

  21. Kanye West
    Rough subliminal
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    The proof is a success.

  22. Michael Lohan
    Adrienne
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    I thought Chelsea Handler only dated black guys and Mexican midgets?

  23. David Boreanaz
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    he looks like he’s been having a pleasant conversation with his wife, and not at all like he’s listened to her berating and accusing him of cheating with hookers for like 120 hours straight.

  24. Sylvester Stallone
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Guy on left: “Yo!”
    Guy on right: “Yo!”

    That just about does it.

  25. Ke$ha
    Gavagai
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    Botox Mom’s older daughter…

  26. Robin Williams
    uncle ruckus
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    Proof he can’t keep his mouth shut for even a second.

  27. Sharon Stone
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    She almost has enough clothes on to not make my dick crawl up in my gut…a decent pair of pants and I’d be ok to look at her.

  28. Robin Williams
    slappy magoo
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    Moscow on the Has-Been.

  29. Adrian Grenier
    Adrienne
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    James Dean called………wait, nope, wrong number.

  30. Jenny McCarthy
    fufu
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    Damn, I want to make some autistic babies with that.

  31. Ke$ha
    shonzie
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    Ugghhh! Why is this beast even relevant? Talk about a manufactured entertainment product… sigh… Fade away talentless ogre!

  32. Michael Lohan
    slappy magoo
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    All sorts of payment methods are accepted to ride the crazy train.

  33. Sylvester Stallone
    tayker
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    Sly looks like an Italian Frankenstein with those lifts.

  34. Lady Gaga
    slappy magoo
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    Joan Rivers has never looked worse.

  35. Kanye West
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    ok, I AM saying she’s a gold digger…

  36. Michelle Rodriguez
    Rough subliminal
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    Aww Tarzan s trying to adjust to society.

  37. Vanessa Hudgens
    Eli
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    She’s got some white chocolate in her hair…

  38. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
    Jayne
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    Now we know: Doesn’t spit, nor swallow, but swishes.

  39. Penelope Cruz
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Must
    go
    masturbate
    NOW

  40. Fergie Will.i.am
    slappy magoo
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    Seriously, do these look infected to you? Because…well…they oughta…

  41. Penelope Cruz
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    something about that dress really draws the eyes to it….and I’m not talking about about that flap of escaping armpit skin.

  42. Ed O'Neill
    slappy magoo
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    The look of a man just as surprised as you are that he gets paid to make out with Sofia Vergara.

  43. Kanye West
    some dude
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    He told her Jerry Lewis is his dad

  44. Adrian Grenier
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    Is going to be in a new “Midnight Cowboy” remake, or is he just…uh, nevermind.

  45. Fergie Will.i.am
    boing
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    ‘dont mind my penis, look at my boooobs!’

  46. David Boreanaz
    slappy magoo
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    I like the lady behind them, no idea of who is in front of her and wondering why someone is trying to take her picture.

  47. Michelle Rodriguez
    Eli
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    Are you the keymaster? No. *Slams door*

  48. Penelope Cruz
    boing
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    crooked chest is crooked

  49. John Cryer
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    He’s trying to decide whether to pick up that quarter on the ground…he needs it, but people are watching and this Ashton thing ain’t gonna work out…

  50. Penelope Cruz
    mr sparky
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    Her nips are wired to the grid and are able to provide enough power for the average tanning salon to operate for a week!

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