Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is bursting at the seams from a weekend full of hidden paparazzi gems. Gems like Goldie Hawn‘s timeless beauty, which applies to Brooke Shields as well. Big black microphones start to look small in Serena Williams‘ hands, Ryan Phillipe‘s dick becomes a divining rod, Simon Cowell gives side boob a shot, and Jeremy Renner hits up the Lakers game with Travolta‘s masseuse.
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You left out “hourly.”
The hell am I supposed to do with the other 57 minutes? Play pinochle?
“If Paris can be a DJ, I can be a fuckin’ DJ! Now, how come I can’t hear the music I’m spinnin’?!?”
I was named after St. Christopher….
” . . . yo! there’s a white Honda, license plate ABC 123 in the lot with its lights on . . .”
Are her shoulders made of clay?
Can you imagine the size of the balls on this douche? As he looks in the mirror- “Who’s your daddy? I’M your fuckin’ daddy.”
Wow. I would not have expected underwear on her.
She needs more hair extensions.
She needs a But
awesome typo. she is a “but….”
The bleachers were full until about 30 seconds ago…
At first, I was drawn to the overly-taut and stretched-out face, receding hairline, man hands, fupa, and chasm between her formerly perky boobs (which have now descended to a spot 3″ above her waistline). But then I saw it…she pulled an “Iron Sheik”…she pissed herself! Or maybe it’s just swamp vag…I don’t know. Either way – AWESOME!
Do they not test Tennis players for steroids?!
THAT is the pose of a man who is at a kids’ football game and has his balls stuck to his leg.
As usual, hot chick with a douchebag.
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For a woman her age, who’s spent most of her life in the sun, she’d still make a wayyyyyy better centerfold than Tan Mom.
Just sayin’…
It’s always nice to look at the bright side. With that thought in mind, I shall leave her alone.
How many fucking award functions are there?
Anyone (else) bear witness to this aggrandizing zilch on “Celebrity Apprentice”? Honey, you may very well be a (self-annointed) genius compared to the likes of Deborah Gibson, Clay Aiken and Arsenio Hall; but they’re all blithering idiots, so…
Manicured, pedicured, exfoliated and accessorized to within an inch of their lives.
And she is there because she’s singing now? Someone needs to drop a bomb on New Jersey before any more off the tools get out. Just make sure to let the cool people know before setting it off.
prettiest pregnant woman. its between her an kristin cavallari
“K.I.S.S.” = “Keep It Simple, Stupid”.
“K.I.I.S.” = “Keep It Indoors, Slut”.
my best friend’s mom makes $6000 an hour on a yacht….
Where’s her schleprock, emo baby maker? He sure as hell ain’t carrying the luggage. The guy makes Beiber look like a fuckin’ badass…
hot
Fat ass in a little tutu, Fat ass in a little tutu
No self-respecting tranny would ever dress like this woman.
“We always knew when it was time for Mr. Z’s num nums.”
Why does she even wear clothes? I think I’ve actually seen her tonsils from the bottom up at this point.
“Thank you very much! Now, gentlemen, if there are no other viewing requests, shall we start the bidding at…$1,000 for the night?”
She’s hot unlike the previous 2 posted who are worthless pieces of the white specks on top of chicken shit.
How does she have time to peddle sneakers? Aren’t she and Mr. Carry busy renewing their vows…again?
“I can’t believe no one placed a bid on me.”
No she thinks she’s Lady Gagme. I hope this bitch falls on her fat ass and breaks everything.
Now*
Now that’s a flat ass.
while glad the staples center installed port-a-potty seats she still has to remind herself to bring enough toilet paper if she’s going to go for the tuesday two-fer burrito special.
philly is such a shithole. still it’ll be interesting to see what happens when all his idiot fans encounter the nitrous mafia.
i’m sure they’ll work things out rationally and peacefully.
Just…a…little…bit…higher…PLEASE!
i hear martin scorcese is considering her for a role in…ahahahahahah, sorry i couldn’t get it out.
I thought this chick had bolt ons? Why does she have the padded top?
im not sure if her vagina looks like that or if my mind just keeps blanking it out.
“Mr Ronaldo demonstrates a vomit-inducing technique he learned from Kiera Knightley.”
from that angle it either looks like “small sean” or “it’s really cold out” sean.
kirsten dunst is looking…oh wait.
jesus, wasn’t one goldie hawn pic enough?
aww that’s cute.
next time, make your god damn penalty kicks!
and tell ramos that he sucks
she used to be siena miller lite.
You know, I’ve some great ringtones on my phone but will the big clubs let me play them? Will they fuck, it’s all politics.
shit, that ain’t nothing. i would have her screaming the predetermined safe word.
tease…. hey is that nick cannon behind her?
british nick cannon perhaps?
it looks like her stomach is trying to suffocate her vagina with a napkin.
i almost want to believe that’s a tampon string, but she hasn’t needed one of those for at least 10 years.
Ummm she’s only 37. You’re a moron.
Exactly where my head went too, Beef. This bitch is only 37? Shit! She looks fucking old.