The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.14.12

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is bursting at the seams from a weekend full of hidden paparazzi gems. Gems like Goldie Hawn’s timeless beauty, which applies to Brooke Shields as well. Big black microphones start to look small in Serena Williams’ hands, Ryan Phillipe’s dick becomes a divining rod, Simon Cowell gives side boob a shot, and Jeremy Renner hits up the Lakers game with Travolta’s masseuse.

Remember when James Franco played James Dean? Because James Franco really wants you to remember when he played James Dean,

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