Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is bursting at the seams from a weekend full of hidden paparazzi gems. Gems like Goldie Hawn‘s timeless beauty, which applies to Brooke Shields as well. Big black microphones start to look small in Serena Williams‘ hands, Ryan Phillipe‘s dick becomes a divining rod, Simon Cowell gives side boob a shot, and Jeremy Renner hits up the Lakers game with Travolta‘s masseuse.
Remember when James Franco played James Dean? Because James Franco really wants you to remember when he played James Dean,
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Looks like Courtney Love got lucky last night.
This just looks unhygienic.
Informing the crowd that her secret to success is that she’s always angry
Rain Man’s counting cigarettes…
He only plays beats that sound like Douche! Douche! Douche! Douche! Douche! Douche!
Beauty in its most natural form.
It’s like 2 baked hams in a cage match, where the cage is made of mosquito netting.
That would be called a Ham Jam
Just for clarification sake, I would definitely NOT Jam it in between her Hams….ewwwwwwwwwww
I would.
No, not that Batman movie…the shitty one.
Oh, Val. We’ll always have “Willow”.
And Real Genius. He was so hot in Real Genius… what a shame.
Is she mom enough?
Guess which leg is airbrushed.
come on …. thats gotta be a photo shop job on the left leg. that does not look natural at all.
From the chin down… now THAT’S a cankle!
I wish I had three hands, so I could give those tities three thumbs down!
BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA.
They’d be a lot lower than they appear if she hadn’t looped them around her back.
BURQA BURQA BURQA BURQA BURQA
LMFAO
CHEESE-BURQA CHEESE-BURQA CHEESE-BURQA CHEESE-BURQA CHEESE-BURQA and a small Diet Pepsi, please.
Does he shop at Douchebags-R-Us?
what a fucking douche bag.
I guess it explains why the first 12 rows of seats are empty.
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That’s a cheap concert in today’s terms. I saw Van Halen, got a T-shirt and a couple drinks for that back in 1984.
aka The Bukkake Section
lol tom. the fuck you find that shit?
Made it myself with an old ticket stub someone put on their flickr account, and some photo editing magic.
+1 photoshop skillz
And no carrying. That’s nice. I hate it when I have to dodge gunfire. It’s hard after a few beers.
By the looks of the empty seats, Big Sean isn’t so big.
Amercia’s got talent. Yessiree.
Here mirror just told her that she hasn’t been the fairest of them all in 25 years.
Those lips….those eyes…I am reminded of my childhood freshwater aquarium, and the giant oscar that ate earthworms from my hand all day long until it died from it.
“Why does the marquee say “Pauly D-bag’… ohhhhhhhh.”
She almost looks like she’s trying to smile in this picture. Must be a trick of the light.
It’s the Stay Puff No Talent Whore….
Schwing~!
This one still image contains more emoting than all of January Jones filmography.
And a better rack.
The price you pay for rejecting the Dinklage…
pulease like anyone would turn peter dinklage down
Chris Brown is quick.
Chris Brown is short.
So it’s O Day as in O Day exploit for the genetic code?
His physical appearance and demeanor negate his spray-painted thought bubble.
“If only I didn’t have the handwriting of a 5-year old; Then people would remember me for the rebel I played in that movie that one time.”
just caught myself thinking of eating this ones ass. better call my neurosurgeon to see if i have brain tumor…
Hope you brought your appetite.
Oh shit, I forgot my dignity!
Iceman ate Slider.
Looks like her complimentary celebrity gift-bag should have included a tube of Preparation-H.
For a second I thought it was a pale Mickey Rourke.
That is a good choice of garb to be worn while out in traffic on a scooter…with your kid.
Who?
And who?
OMG, her camel toe reaches all the way up to her chest!
That looks like it’s gonna hurt. Only for a little bit though.
His hairy side (man)boob is nasty but I suspect more than a few that come to this site would still love to hit it anyway. ;)
pssstt…we really don’t.
Vince Vaughn in drag?
MILF
“Haahahahaha… been there, done this….hahahahahhaha”
I swear to God my collie did that when I tried to chain him up in the backyard.
Out of frame: running appliance repairman.
Even her knees have cellulite.
*My eyes*
Do not want.